My neighbor's ex husband shot himself in his car in her

Not sure about disclosure, but the car usually gets sold at a ridiculously low price because someone killed themselves in it.

I was also thinking, Crime scene clean up is almost always tens of thousands of dollars.

Wouldn't almost EVERY car be considered a total loss by insurance if someone made a claim on it and it was going to cost say...13k in clean up, Plus all the car panels/seats that were disposed of by the crime scene cleaners?


Als wouldn't crime scene clean up be required to sell it to ANYONE, including the junkyard because of infectious waste in it?

We had a thread a while back about a site for this. You could go search for cars on there and every now and then you would get one covered in blood on the inside. So no they don't clean them at all and they are considered a total loss.

>>16640635
kek.


Do you remember the site?

>>16640611
Is "in car suicide" a common thing? What does it achieve to kill yourself with a gun in a car and not where you got the gun?

>>16640660
It probably keeps most of the noise of the shot inside the car and it definitely keeps all the mess inside the car.

>>16640641
Unfortunately not. I'm sure once it's daytime in more of the US one of the NEETs that spend their life on here will be on to tell us.

>>16640660
my guess would be sitting while dying is more comfortable then standing while dying.


Plus cars are mobile, Once someone gets where they want to die. They just do it


Like my neighbor's ex husband, Dude could have gotten out and rang the door bell and blown his head all over her foyer. But he sat in the driveway instead

>>16640667
Why would someone care about noise or mess if they're going to die?

>>16640635
>>16640641
>>16640674
I remember the thread. It was an action site, there are many.

Nothing special happens. Yes, the car is considered a total loss by the insurance company and sold at auction just like a wrecked car. When scrolling through an auction site keep an eye out for "bio-hazard" stickers slapped on the car, usually the windshield. The do this when there is blood or bodily fluids in the car, even if its a small amount.

Que the pic dump where a guy "restored" a 4G TL where 3 or 4 dudes were gunned down with assault rifles inside it. You would never know it happened except he didn't replace the seat belts (the customer didn't want to yet?) and there was a lot of blood on them.

>>16640699
>Que the pic dump where a guy "restored" a 4G TL where 3 or 4 dudes were gunned down with assault rifles inside it

Fucking kek!!!

I would love to see that.

How the fuck/why the fuck would you restore a car full of blood and bullet holes.

Assault rifles go though panels like butter, I would be surprised if he didn't replace every fucking panel and door on that car

>>16640682
Maybe they don't want to startle the neighbors or something. Like they just want to die quietly without bothering anyone.

>>16640717
You did read that he went to his ex wife's house to it right?

>>16640715
I guess he replaced everything but the frame and any internals that dust get hit

>>16640723
Not him, But I think he meant in general. Not specifically my neighbors ex

>>16640699
>keep an eye out for "bio-hazard" stickers
Not from a murder/suicide, but once saw a car carrier hauling wrecks... on the top tier there was a Porsche convertible with the top all fucked/caved in, and "BIO" written on the driver door. Some poor bastard either rolled it or crashed into a low overhang (like a semi).

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>>16641321
Reminded me of the Nikki Catsouras wreck.

Where did you see this carrier?

Also very interested in this auction site, would love to purchase a doomed car. Yea I'm a morbid fuck.

gets auctioned off as biohazard as far as i know by insurance

>>16640611

I think they are generally sent to the crusher and declared a total loss.

If you do some googling about the Essex boy murders you will see the Range Rover 3 people were killed in (reg F424 NPE) has popped up again since then, seemingly put back on the road. I remember seeing very gory detailed photos of the aftermath, I am sure you could find them if you looked hard enough.

Really morbid, but strangely fascinating. I think they story was that the Range Rover was on finance, the finance company somehow got it back and sold it on to recover losses.

>>16641599
Damn. I wonder what poor bastard is driving that around not knowing there is probably blood under the carpet.

I just found the pics.

Looks gross as fuck, I bet blood leaked all the way though the car, 3 people...That's a lot of blood.

Idk how long they were in the range rover dead, But decomp starts quick and that smell is impossible to get out of a car.

>>16641599
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GSk4JBXPmA


Interesting. Kind of creepy actually

>>16641631
>>16641653
I find that sort of stuff fascinating, no idea why but hey. Found the pics again, must have needed the entire interior stripped. Makes you wonder if the current owner knows the history, and if so what sort of person buys a car like that and drives it.

>>16641773
I think the current owner would have to know It's history now that I think about it.


That ebay listing was widely criticized and then they did a news story on it after that, With the news anchor leaning against the truck.

I have no idea what kind of person would buy that car to drive it daily. I would probably buy it if it was cheap for the fascination and to charge people to sit in it and shit. But not to drive around, At least not without a blood born pathogen mask

Once had a dodge ram towed into our shop with crash damage on the left front and side up to the rear of the cab. It was written up for a complete inspection and i had to crawl in from the passenger side because the driver door was jacked. Ended up not needing much mechanically to get back on the road but i didnt find out til later that the guy had a heart attack in it and lost control of the truck, hit a wall and died inside of it. I was not happy about it. The guys wife wanted to keep it for memories I guess?

>>16640699
I wanna say it was copart.com, but i don't think it was. I remember that thread very well too, which is odd..

>>16641930
BINGO!

https://www.copart.com/search/biohazardouschemical/?displayStr=Biohazardous%2FChemical&from=%2FvehicleFinder

>>16642108
I think someone got shot or stabbed in the backseat of this one

https://www.copart.com/lot/37155096

According to Pulp Fiction you use blankets, lots of them.

Either had a baby or shot

https://www.copart.com/lot/37575086

>>16642108
Someone burned to death in this RV, crazy.

https://www.copart.com/lot/23866696

They typically get sold for a ridiculously low price if whoever inherited it decides not to keep it. The cost to have it professionally cleaned is usually in the thousands too.

>>16640611
Bahahahahahahahahahahha died in a beetle

Someone was living in this, The writing on the inside of the van is funny af

https://www.copart.com/lot/38637456

>>16642212
Not necessarily. Biohazard/Chemical pretty much means that its not clean on the inside. Could be dirt, oil, etc. You gotta scroll through to find the gore.

>>16642212
Have to wonder why they'd bother trying to sell that.
Shit was already worthless before somebody died in it.

If the vehicle is worth the money and the dead guy didn't decay inside it an interior swap off a salvage vehicle will sort it out just like a moderately bloody wreck.

Pulling two interiors and installing the good one is a couple days work if you've done one or two.

Many areas can be cleaned, and we've left seats outdoors for sun, rain and natural aeration to clean off. Hit with upholstery cleaner now and then.

>>16642240
>https://www.copart.com/lot/38637456

wow.
>bare mattress
>Dora the Explorer paraphernalia
>writing all over the walls
Rap van all the way.

I'd probably buy this one for under 1000 bucks and clean it up

https://www.copart.com/lot/41199556

>>16642269
*rape

>>16642277
Rap van sounds cooler

>bullet hole in the drivers door
>blood pouring down the door

https://www.copart.com/lot/20194687

>>16642212
If not burned to death, then probably just a dead vagrant. That RV looks nasty as shit.

Also https://www.copart.com/lot/42572706

How the fuck do you get a head injury from that? Probably shot death after the crash.

>>16642290
>https://www.copart.com/lot/20194687

good find. Looks like blood running down the LR door glass an panel too.

>>16642301
I just notice, It's all over the dash in the cluster pic, and if you look at the backseat it's strayed on the left rear door panels

>>16642290
Good shit, shot from the passenger side. Slumped backwards into the seat and blood squirted to the door.

>>16642317
If you look closely there is a fifth of Bacardi and a coke behind the drivers seat, Dude might of plugged himself

>>16642333
But that doesn't explain the lower bullet hole in the door.

Probably a deal gone awry or assisted suicide ala Harsh Times.

Two words: Salvage Title.

>>16642352
I don't think the guy got harsh times'ed lol.

Idk, Confusing to say the least.


If I see one under 1000 bucks in my state and low miles, I'm going to bid

Especially if I only have to replace a seat and a car door

>>16640611
My dad does bodywork and had to work on a car that still had brains left inside. Won't answer your question but I thought I'd share lol.

https://www.copart.com/lot/25490546

Huge blood splatter on passenger door, blood pool in passenger seat.

This nigga got the essex boys treatment.

>>16642425
thats coffee theres a cup right there

>vw bug driver

nothing of value was lost

>>16642444
Imagine ditching your car because you spilled coffee all over your passenger.

>>16642444
I think there's a mix of coffee and blood. There's blood and coffee on right side of the drivers seat that's more defined

>>16642468
>>16642478
it was really hot

>>16642385
did your dad get to pick the drivers brain about the accident?

>>16642478
So he/she was shot while enjoying his/her coffee, the last thing in his/her mind was that a round was going to shut his/her lights out for good.

Sad.

>>16642535
It looks like there's a bullet hole in the drivers headrest and there is blood all over the roof, So i would say yes. Didn't even get to finish their coffee

I used to work at a used car lot and we most definitely had people get shot in drive-by shootings and/or committed suicide in our vehicles. After the police were done with the car they were returned to us with whatever bits of the previous owner left in it. If the car was still in good shape and could be resold we would patch the bullet holes and pick up all the fleshy bits scrub the carpets/seats and throw that bitch back on the lot, also not required to inform the next buyer that someone died in it.

We've had threads about this where people post pictures of these cars from auction sites. Just search for biohazard cars.

>>16642583
This is one of those thread; can you even read brah?

>>16642535
Just use Xer or Xim next time, shitlord

>>16642494
u wot

>>16642590
wtf im triggered now

What car did he drive because I'd shoot myself too if I drove a beetle.

>>16642619
He had a trail blazer, Idk what year. Probably 2010ish

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>>16642240
Either that site or my browser totally shat itself

>>16643079
Link works fine for me

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>fell for the 3k civic meme
>died in gruesome wreck

https://www.copart.com/lot/18560277

>>16643441
F

You see them at the auction all the time.
BIO HAZARD
Who knows who buys them. They're not worth fixing, or even cleaning.

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https://www.copart.com/lot/44986886

Holy fucking shit.

>>16643480
HOLY FUCK! I wonder how that happened

There is no way that guy survived, That truck's haunted now for sure

>>16640611
>My neighbor's ex husband shot himself in his car in her driveway late last night.

>Divorce the man that loves her for "dissatisfaction"
>Gets half his paycheck and his home as "alimony"
>gets the other half of his paycheck for "child support" aka money for useless crap to fill the void
>Poisons the kids against him while denying him visitation
>Will use his suicide to make herself look like the real victim


Inb4 r9k but I'm almost certain that's what happened. This happens every day and at this point you would have to be a spineless retard with a cuck fetish to marry.

>>16643495
He was actually a cool guy.


I don't know the circumstances of it but I know she divorced him and got the house obviously. But that's all I know, My assumption is you are right.

I know she's crazy, I've seen her drunk/on drugs yelling at him in the front yard while he's mowing the lawn stumbling and shit

I kinda felt bad for the guy long before they got divorced because he was always getting yelled at but always in a good mood

>>16643494
I'd say underride with a truck trailer, but roof would be completely sheared off. Truly a bizarre wreck, would love more info.

Also, just noticed the Trump bumper sticker.

>>16643531
I hope his soul is at rest knowing Trump is president.

RIP

>>16642108
some of these actually seem pretty decent. at least the pics make it hard to tell what the actual biohazard is aside from the car needing to be cleaned up a bit

>>16643495
geeee have you ever been fucked over cuck
your childish views really show your intelligence

>>16643585
I think flood damage sometimes count as biohazard.

Also, they don't show the trunk on sedans, some of these may have had corpses on there.

>>16643528
Bro that's a lot of men's lives when they get married. "Until death do you part" basically means "you're her bitch til you're dead" at this point.

I can't figure out what's wrong with this one besides the previous owner being a Bernie supporter

>>16643625

frogot link

https://www.copart.com/lot/32169426

>>16643625
post link f a m

>>16643637
Probably an heroed after inaguration.

Clean kill, maybe OD or exhaust hose trick.

>>16643597
>geeee have you ever been fucked over cuck
>your childish views really show your intelligence

1.50% divorce rate
2. Govt steals your money and home to reward her for divorcing you in the form of alimony
3.Govt steals your money to reward her for divorcing you if you have kids, she gets more money the less she can let see the kids btw
4.no fault divorce means she can fuck half the men in your town but still get 2 and 3 with no problems
5.even if she lies and gets pregnant with another man you will still pay 2 and 3
6.she can claim you hit her at any point and you will be legally removed from your own home while she can basically hit you with impunity

Give me 6 reasons why marriage is a good idea, by the way shit like "love" are not valid.

This one got hooked up to flint's water supply.
TOTAL LOSS

https://www.copart.com/lot/19825727

What happened here? Looks like somebody killed the babies in the back.

https://www.copart.com/lot/35335396

some of the 'hail damage' cars on copart I don't really get. Are you telling me some dings on the roof will total a modern car?

https://www.copart.com/lot/35580206

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>>16641930
>tfw bought a motorcycle from copart to build a track bike
Seeing the hundreds of wrecked bikes really made me wonder how many people had died on them
>most were Harleys
Boomers btfo

>>16643670
Marriage is for adults.

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>>16642595

>>16643441
>lightly used
come on guys
fix this shit up

>>16643480
wow
the fuck

>>16643528
>she divorced him and got the house obviously

So, he didn't walk into the middle of the living room and off himself there. Devaluing the real estate while he did himself in.

>>16643625
>previous owner being a Bernie supporter

That's enough for a total write-off right there.

>>16640682
dude theyre trying to die not piss off their neighbors

>>16640611
My mom used to do crime scene clean up. While I'm not sure about civilian cars, she had to clean up an F150 which had been involved in an Officer involved shooting where the officer died. They completely re-did everything and sent it back to the department where it became the Sheriff's personal vehicle.

While I do not encourage anyone to take their own life, if you do it and you live with people you love, do it in your car or something. If you hate them, then yeah, do it in the house. Crime scene clean up is a giant bitch to have to make your family go through.

>>16643728
That's not an argument.

>>16642108
>>16642212
>>16643585
old craigslist meme: "only rolled a few times, not really that bad"

new craigslist meme: "only had a few deaths in it, not really that bad"

SO if i just bid and bought one of these things for about $500 cleaned it up I could have a perfectly working new car? Some say hail damage and look almost new.

>>16643480
That looks like he got caught up by a damn tornado.

Either that or a train hit him.

https://www.copart.com/lot/34070546
kek

>>16644287
>tfw to hype too drive

Wonder whats in the back seat under the tarp. Looks like a decent parts car. https://www.copart.com/lot/20249117

>>16644287
>https://www.copart.com/lot/34070546

Jesus Christ. Were his eyeballs buzzing so much from the caffeine that he drove straight into a wall? That front end is pancaked.

>>16644278
Ah yes, leaning towards train crash considering the other side is intact.

Driver probably had a split skull judging from that gorefest on the airbag, high energy lateral crashes are deadly af in older vehicles.

Whats up with this Takoma? It looks alright to me.

https://www.copart.com/lot/43555416

>>16644244
yep. Will come with a salvage title (most likely), though. Also the prices on there aren't final. There is usually a live auction for them you'll need to be around for.

B is for build did a good video explaining the process: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6xYGcnaGuA

>>16644363
drivers seat is probably fucked, they didn't photograph it but you can see some markings from the passenger side photo.

Regardless, a new seat is pretty cheap...

>>16640660
When I was real depressed I did a lot of my worst self-talk in my car. It was the only safe private place I had at the time and I'm sure I'm not alone in that.

>>16643720
I don't know about totalling but I know that hail damage is expensive and labour intensive to fix and no-one wants to do it because it's almost impossible to fix up to the customer's expectations.

Better off buying a complete set of new panels and getting someone to paint them all the same colour.

>>16644458
right well that's what I figured they'd do. I assume doing a roof is the tough part there which would cost a few $K easily, but the hood and trunk should be pretty simple. Add a paint job for $500 (really shouldn't cost too much painting them before installation), and that should be well under totaling a new car

>>16642108
neato. i bought my house for dirt cheap because some guy got gunned down here and they think it's "haunted". I wanna buy a killer car too!

>>16640715
>Assault rifles go though panels like butter

How fast do you throw your assault rifles at things?

>>16644507
At 50 Metals per wall

>>16644483
>Tfw gun range was selling an old range gun used in two suicides there and I missed the chance to buy it

>>16644483
>>16644559
>Haunted house
>haunted car
>haunted gun
Don't tell me next you want a girlfriend who had an abortion so you can have haunted pussy too

>>16644559
gotta cash in on death man. it's all the rage nowadays. suicide guns especially since edgelord kids buy those like cocaine

>>16644584
well you better start calling me luigi. because i fit the bill on all three.

>>16640715
>why the fuck would you restore a car full of blood and bullet holes.
This, I'd keep it crimescene stock and use it to freak out people who want rides.

>>16641546
>dat torque converter peeking out like a prolapsed asshole

>>16644584
>Don't tell me next you want a girlfriend who had an abortion so you can have haunted pussy too
my fucking sides

>>16643597
Not an argument

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>>16643528
blog time

>cool friend of parents owns his own successful business
>his wife has never worked in her life
>they have kids, house, fucking guest house
>two days after house is paid off, she divorces him
>takes kids, both houses, his car, etc.
>dude uses a paint mixing stick to give himself shotgun brain surgery
>crazy cunt is talking with my mom and her friends about how great it is she gets everything now

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>>16644645
>>dude uses a paint mixing stick to give himself shotgun brain surgery

Never getting married.

>>16644645
>Most recent year of the rooster
>falling for the getting married meme
shoulda mixed that paint sooner

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>>16644645
>dude uses a paint mixing stick to give himself shotgun brain surgery
Anyone care to elaborate?

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>>16644657
>>16644659
I really feel bad for the guy. She made him live in the guest house during the divorce before he killed himself, she is on all sorts of pills (long before they got divorced).

He made crazy looking custom aquariums.

RIP Steve.

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>>16644679
He put a 12 gauge in his mouth, stock against the floor and used a paint stick to push the trigger because of the length of the gun.

>>16644681
FUCK this makes me SO ANGRY.
The guy really shouldn't have killed himself. RIP Steve.

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A moment of silence for Steve

>>16644681
Do you have pics of his aquariums? I'd like to see his work.

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HOLY SHIT GUYS

https://tinyREMOVETHISurl.com/MclarenF1tripleFatality

Had to shrink the URL sorry for inconvenience

>>16644850
Kill yourself.

>>16644850
I ain't clickin that
>>16644859
What was it?

>>16640715
>Assault rifles

Yeah okay. Most intermediate cartridges will go through a car, and an assault rifle is full auto by definition... Maybe these were maybe not

>>16644645
This makes me wonder: in Canada we have gun licenses since statists hate freedom. What if I was getting a divorce, but most of my money was in my firearms collection? She can't legally take possession of them without a license.

>>16643480
Damn that is a lot of blood on the airbag.

RIP.

>>16643480
spilled his cranberry juice

>>16644867
Some shitty imgur "meme", obviously a redditor.

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>>16644891
This usually goes to a court in America, judge looks at each case and weighs it based on the lawfulness of licenses/extent of collection/mental health of both parties. (For example, say your wife has no experience with guns and has no license - she would probably not get the collection.)

>t. /k/ browser

>>16644312
>ratted out and salvage four door non-gsr teg
Dude. No.

>>16641546
It was in LA, but it was also 8-9 years after that incident. The car also wasn't fucked up quite as completely as that one.

I don't normally see carriers hauling crashed cars, it's usually one wreck on a flatbed. Most of the auction yards are more in the outer parts of greater LA.

https://www.copart.com/lot/20637907
RIP in peace grandpa

I like how you can see where the firemen pried this piece of shit open
https://www.copart.com/lot/42572346

>>16644891

Forced liquidation sale.

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>buying a piece of shit car that someone died in to save a few bucks or to sell individual parts for shekels

10 shekels that most of the bidders names end in "berg"

Kek, there's a Crosstrek that was rear ended and it looks like it was listed as Bio because the passenger puked all over

>>16640611
Watching a lot of late-night TV has shown me that you can sell anything if the price is right, and clean anything.

The brains, blood, and bone fragments can be cleaned off every surface, and the car will be as good as new.
However, that's not economical unless it's a brand new Rolls Royce or something. So the car will be hosed out and dismantled and sold as parts.

Remember that the Mythbusters managed to sell a Corvette after dumping dead pigs in it and leaving them to rot for months sealed in a container until they liquified and soaked into the interior.

>>16645595
What myth does that possibly test?

>>16640660
Your car is the only good thing in your life. It is yours, it is your territory. Your home is full of hostility, but your car is safe. Your car is designed to be comfortable and ergonomic. It's your car, you are in control, it's your own little world, your bubble against the world outside.
You don't want to kill the car, it didn't deserve that. So you just shoot yourself in it when you just can't handle the world any more.

>>16643479
Parts, scrap, 'I want a fucking challenge' restoration jobs, morbid fucks who just want to look at where someone died.

>>16645600
That you can't sell a car someone's committed suicide in, IIRC.
Myth busted due to second law of retail: 'If the price is right, people will buy anything'.

My drill instructor had 2 STI's one was a black one that his buddy killed himself in after coming back from Afganistan and finding out his wife had cheated and gotten pregnant.

Whenever we would hear that STI rolling up to the squadbay in the morning, we knew that we were going to get fucked up that day, because he wouldnt let his recruits turn into garbage ass Marines.

>>16643480
Must be one of those Takata recall airbags.

>>16642212
There is something really spooky about that, and not just because someone died in it. These things look really sinister for some reason

>>16645644
Is this copypasta or do you just post this every opportunity you get?

>>16644287
>secondary damage
>all over
fucking kek. just crush the damn thing

>>16640611
murrika is truly a 3rd world shihole

>>16645495
kek, I saw that.

Our suicide cars go to an investigation lot where they are held pending the investigation, which usually doesn't take too long. Why? A crime took place and it's the scene. After that the car is released to the next in line of ownership (since it is a piece of property that has value) or goes to auction/salvage if unclaimed for an extended period of time. Happens when there is any crime with a car - death in an accident, a car gets shot up, ect. It's evidence, gets checked out, gets released.

Same essentially as if someone shot themselves with a gun in a house - the gun goes with us for the time being & gets released later if the survivors of the victim want it. Call Servpro.

There are companies that can clean up well & usually there isn't much damage (outside of body bits here and there).

One time this old guy shot himself (revolver) in the bathroom standing up, fell forward into a corner, then oozed brain/blood all over. Reminded me of like raspberry compote. Thick with chunks. Found him still standing, very odd. The guy that shot himself with a shotgun in the head was way, way, messier.

>>16646606
>Reminded me of like raspberry compote

kek!

I don't think I would ever look at a dude with his blood pouring out of his head and think "damn, Is it lunch time yet?"

>>16646569
>projecting

>>16643725
>most were Harleys
This. I worked for Suzuki during the boom, before the 2008 crash. Boomers suddenly found themselves with $100K equity in their house and ran off to their HD dealer. For the first time in recorded history, age 50+ death rates exceeded teenager deaths. Hearing "I'm not new to motorcycles, I rode dirt bikes in my twenties" made us shudder.

Ten years later, and there's a lot of low-mileage Twin-cams in suburban garages, owner inside with an artificial knee and a rod in his spine.

>>16646634
I think he had been like that for 4-8 hours before his friend found him. It was my first suicide by gun scene & was surprised and just how thick the blood was.

One old lady we found (hit her head falling while exercising) smelt like squid left out in the sun - reminded me of family fishing trips.

Memories!

>>16646646
Oh, yah, and the thing that turned me into a Libral, all the guys selling everything they owned, bike, car, house, to pay for medical bills.

Ok, what's wrong with these two?
https://www.copart.com/lot/19352197
https://www.copart.com/lot/21166037
They look fine and I need a new car.

>>16646772
>https://www.copart.com/lot/19352197

Could be as little as someone got pepper sprayed in there.

Looks like something on the seat though

>https://www.copart.com/lot/21166037

That was definitely a drug dealers car. It looks like there is a bullet hole in the passenger floor board and the door was also open for a very long time for some reason

>>16646772
-TECH STATES GRANDMOTHERS GHOST PRESENT WHEN ABOVE 2500 RPM.
-TECH STATES GRANDMOTHERS GHOST COMPLAINS ABOVE 25MPH.
-TECH REQ SET OF EAR MUFFS
-VEHICLE MISSING FROM LOT
-VEHICLE FOUND AT RETIREMENT HOME 5KM AWAY
gramma ghosts no fun

>>16646826
>>https://www.copart.com/lot/21166037
>That was definitely a drug dealers car.
>ML320
Not a very successful drug dealer. Not surprised he was retired from the business.

>>16646829
I would buy that car for my son

>>16640611
iirc, oj simpson's bronco got crushed because some evidence bullshit

>>16644287
>https://www.copart.com/lot/34070546
>BIO ENERGY DRINK

top lel
rip

>>16646842
I don't think he retired

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>>16642108
These cars are so cheap they cost less than the TV I have in my room. Considering I live in Yuropland where even the filthiest shitboxes aren't cheap, I wonder if my country/Germany/France/Italy/the Netherlands have such sites.

>>16644645
>women are sociopathic, manipulative pieces of shit only concerned for their own well-being and maybe their children's in addition to materialistic possessions and money

what else is new?

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Someone should run this vin lol

https://www.copart.com/lot/19561167

>>16646947
>Odometer: 57,666 mi (ACTUAL)

>>16641814
>I have no idea what kind of person would buy that car to drive it daily
Someone who knows a great deal when they see one. Who gives a shit if someone died in it. I bet someone died in your house.

>>16642205
Looks more like one of those dumb bitches who likes to free-bleed owned it.

>>16643495
>Poisons the kids against him while denying him visitation
I don't know what shithole country you live in, but here in America if you don't get visitation you can refuse to pay child support.

>>16643637
>>16643625
Look at the front bumper. Looks like it mowed someone down.

>>16643670
>1.50% divorce rate
Who gives a fuck besides you, cuck.
>2. Govt steals your money and home to reward her for divorcing you in the form of alimony
False. You only get alimony if you can prove that the other party was the primary provider for a period of 10 or more years, cuck. I can get my wife for alimony if I wanted
>3.Govt steals your money to reward her for divorcing you if you have kids, she gets more money the less she can let see the kids btw
False. The GOVERNMENT only gets involved if she receives cash assistance, otherwise whether or not she goes after you for child support is on her. Also, either she gives you visitation or you can deny or child support. Pretty simple
>4.no fault divorce means she can fuck half the men in your town but still get 2 and 3 with no problems
No it doesn't
>5.even if she lies and gets pregnant with another man you will still pay 2 and 3
No you won't
>6.she can claim you hit her at any point and you will be legally removed from your own home while she can basically hit you with impunity
False.

>>16647326
Somebody has drank the koolaid haha

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>>16640660
Turning the car on in the garage or taping a garden hose to the exhaust and going sleepy sleepy used to be a common way to go.

>>16640611
First its held as evidence by the police most likely, then it'll probably end up at some auction somewhere, patch the bullet hole and it'll look like nothing happened.

>>16646772
>https://www.copart.com/lot/19352197
Flood damage
>https://www.copart.com/lot/21166037
Nigger, did you LOOK AT THE FUCKING PICTURES? I wonder if it's all the leaves and mold and shit. HMM.

>>16647374
Yeah, it's so gay having worked 1 out of the past 7 year. Now she's being a bitch, so I'm waiting for taxes and leaving her for someone 9 years younger than her.

>>16640611
Do you live near Louisville Kentucky by any chance?

>>16641599
I thought Essex Boys Rover was an urban myth.

I'm sure it was scrapped and some morbid fuck appropiated the license plate for his Rover and everyone ate it up like cereal on Mia Khalifa's poon.

I still don't get what's so special about Essex triple murder and the attention it gets. Hurr people get killed every day, they were drug dealers, it comes with the territory.

>>16640611
> What happens to cars if someone kills themselves in it?
The Vehicle suffers PTSD and needs to be prescribed marijuana just to get a nights sleep.

>>16647732
No.

Long Island, NY.

>>16647876
Had to do with the crime scene and autopsy photos being leaked, I believe.

Had to be one of the first internet photo dumps of it's kind.

>>16647933
Who was responsible for the leak?

>>16647945
No idea, Google dindu say shit.

>>16640611
Damn,,, thats hot,,,, makin me moist

>>16640611
don't know if anyone ahs posted it, but here:

https://www.copart.com/search/biohazardouschemical/?displayStr=Biohazardous%2FChemical&from=%2FvehicleFinder

I used to browse that when I was incredibly bored.

https://www.copart.com/lot/44986886

Why is there a tampon stuck to the steering wheel?

>>16643495
Literally what my mom did to my dad. He didn't an hero, but he never remarried.

I'll never marry.

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>>16650504
Stay single for as much as you want.

>>16647271
My dad got 3 hours SUPERVISED visitation a week. He worked hard, my mom was literally a junkie. He had to pay alimony and child support. She spent all the money on drugs and so during our three hours it was mostly spent at the grocery store and getting me everything I needed to make it through the week since mom didn't.

>>16650520
Cheers, Paulie. I have a gf, I just never want to marry. So eventually she'll probably leave me, which will suck because I love her, but, I'm not getting married. I will understand but be very sad.

>>16650533
Jesus Christ, Anon. That's terrible.

>>16650556
He and I got a bad deal, but it's really not all that rare. The court systems in America are highly biased toward the mother. And really, other than some symbolic meaning, and maybe some tax benefits, I don't see much value into entering a system like marriage where the deck is stacked against you. If my gf really loves me, she'd say with me unmarried.

>>16650617
I've got bad news anon: if you're common-law, they can fuck you just as hard.
Pretty much any circumstance where you're a long-term couple, they can treat it like a marriage and take you to the cleaners

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>>16650812
>tfw gay male

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>>16646679
Fuck you asshole

That shpuld turn you into a cold hearted conservative.

Fucking boomer cashes out fake equity caused by a bank boom (liberals are spoked to hate the big banks), then the boomer rides into a tree while brapppppbrappping like a fucking child playing "motorcycle gang", and you want ME to pay for his gigantic medical bills for his own stupidity and excess?


Get fucked asshole.


MAGA

>>16644601
>crimescene stock
"No, I'd like to keep the bodies too. How much extra do you want to leave them inside?"

>>16646679
I'm sorry that your boomer Dad ruined your inheritance by driving his chopper into a tree. But I shouldn't have to pay his bills.

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>widebody RX-7
Hnng

>>16651529
ayy

If I was in the states, I'd buy it in a heartbeat, I don't care if the previous owner was a hemophiliac with hepatitis A,B,C that bled out all over the interior, that shit is too fine to pass up.

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>>16651548
Found this absolute gem just a few moments later.

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>>16651558
muh dick

it looks so clean

>>16651574
My reaction too.

Where do they find these mint condition cars? Original owners putting them up for auction? I wonder if these cars have a reserve price.

https://www.copart.com/lot/21036697

Vomit civic anyone?

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https://www.copart.com/lot/26622496

Obvious suicide.

How long will it be before one of you chucklefucks buys a suicide car as a fixeruper?

>>16651697
Actually driver side window is missing, could be headshot from outside.

Either way that's brain matter on the center console, yuck

>>16651697
Usually people don't kill themselves while the car is still moving. It has front end damage, Probably took a shot to the melon and kept on going until it hit a sign or something

>>16651709
As long as it takes for copart.com to validate my DL so I can bid

I registered yesterday and submitted my DL this morning.

It says still pending still

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>>16651884
forgot pic


2nd one is my license still processing.

>>16651892
Nice mate, what are you looking to find?

>>16651900
A car someone was killed in that doesn't have a lot of bullet holes in it and low miles.

Ideally a yukon, suburban, or expedition. But might get a pickup because I need one more

>>16651900
>>16651892
>>16651910
the ultimate marriage of /o/ and /biz/

>so he almost killed himself, that's really sad. just curious, if he had actually done it, do you have insurance
>y-yes but i wuv him ;_;
>kay well here is a gun, dunno why I'm giving this to you but just make sure he keeps it around btw it's a pickup right?
>y-yes
>Yeah make sure he has the gun around pickups work better if you have a gun in the house
>th-thanks anon you're so caring
>phone is open texting him "having sex with your wife right now"

fucking hell i've been looking for a cheap car i should have used copart i didnt even know you could buy these damn things

>>16643495
minus the suicide this actually happened to me. also the child support money generally went to me and my sister, even got my first car with it.
>tfw your mother drives you all the way across the country with yoru new stepdad and this completely removes father from life
my daddy never taught me how to man and it makes me sad

>>16645491
Kek

>>16643480
>https://www.copart.com/lot/44986886

Probably rear-ended a Volvo.

>>16650812
I live in Florida, we have no common law. I've still talked to a lawyer about it and don't mix bank accounts or joint pay on anything.

>>16644287
>Physical representation of playing The Last Guardian

>>16650533
>He worked hard
Thanks for proving my point. HE worked, SHE was a junkie so she probably didn't.

>>16651300
>>16651257
Samefag. Get over it. You aren't paying their medical bills, you're paying a very very very small medicare tax that goes to welfare recipients as well. Many social security recipients, such as my dad for example, still pay a premium that exceeds what your crybaby ass is pissing and moaning about.

>>16640715
Most any bullet will go thru a car no problem, the metal's not that thick noguns

>>16644681
All house wives are pill heads
>not working is just too stressful give me Xanax

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wtf is taking so long?

Will post oc when I can finally bid and buy one


Budget is $3,000 not including shipping


Need a tahoe, suburban, yukon, expedition

Or any 4wd crew cab or extended cab V8 pickup


If anyone wants to post suggestions for when they approve my license

>>16655628
It's fucking Sunday is what

>>16655804
Sunday?

>>16655858
No one works on sunday anon.

Also, dis good enuff?
https://www.copart.com/lot/41436986

Only has a flat and a pulled head unit, no visible entrails tho sadly. But if it's bio then someone croaked inside, go for it senpai.

>>16656082
I looked at that one yesterday. I didn't know if the missing/altertered vin would be a hassle so I passed on it. Also it has incredibly high miles

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I noticed that most of the police impound cars still have personal items inside of them.

If someone was killed inside, wouldn't the CSI techs bag all of these items as the decendant's personal effects?

Not gonna complain though, most of them have phone chargers. Life is better with more phone chargers around.

>>16642212
>biohazard/chemical
Heisenberg?

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>>16656335
kek

>>16656262
I saw that also. I wonder if any of them have cell phones, and if any of the cell phones have nudes.

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>>16640616
Wait, I can get an insanely discounted car just because someone killed them-self in it?

Why didn't you tell me this sooner!? Can someone off them-self in a Mustang in Richmond, Virginia please.

>>16656353
>and if any of the cell phones have nudes.
I kek'd.

>>16644584

I lost it fuck