What does /o/ do when they kill someone in a car accident? I

>>16627217
Does this happen often? Are you a woman?

>>16627232
It's only happened 5 times in the past 2 months.

>>16627252
You should be fine

Just got into an accident right now, though not with another car.

As i was pulling out of a gas station driveway (tight exit) the side of my car with the gas tank was dented into by a big white pillar sitting in front of the station I was at.

Here's hoping I can undent it since it's not all over the place and one big focused concave hole.

I'm sure I didn't damage the pillar but drove off anyways.

I know you're bullshitting, but I live in a city with a lot of black folks who ride bicycles pretty dangerously at night while wearing very dark clothing. I've seriously wondered what would be the smart thing to do if something bad happened.

>>16627449
Buy a pressure washer and some acetone. Acetone destroys DNA evidence, pressure washer gets the gore off.

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>>16627814
>Acetone destroys DNA evidence
Nigga, no.

We use acetone and organic solvents like Ethanol in the lab to purify DNA, not destroy it.

better luck with something like bleach.

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>>16627894
>>16627814
>Acetone
>not ammonia

>>16627900
I know. Pressure washer won't get blood off very well either. Welcome to 4chan, home of reverse advice.

>>16627814
Not using brake cleaner.

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