You're on a mountain road and these two absolutely

I just my gearbox

Nothing, wait for their car to develop a critical problem and wave as I pass by in my reliable shitbox.

>implying that my 430KW Evo wouldn't molest that on the twisties

There are no mountains in my country.

>>16618579
Find a straight line.

>>16618579
Whip out my dagumi skills in my friend's AE85 and dust them

>>16618579
Wait for my turn to laugh after they break down a couple miles up the road

>people thinking that memes would work in real life

Those two would destroy you no matter what they're driving.

>>16618579
Applaude at them for their superior Alfa taste

>>16618579
Pull out an insurance policy for a newer version of what I had

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>>16618753

Only correct answer here, plus

>I'd suck their dick to redeem myself from the damnation earned from not driving an Alfa Romeo

>>16618579
I wanna see them brag about it
>"We totally trashed that old Van up the mountain road, you know, the one that looked like from early 90's, he even had the 80 KM limit sign on his rear"
Yeah, no hair off my back.

>>16618636
Literally

>I can't drive: the post

>>16618579
Ask them if they could let me ride with them and admire these two talents.

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Move more than once.

>>16618579
no one is fastar than me on the downhirru. overtake them at final consecutive corners with a smug face in my hachiroku.

>>16619532
This.
Except mines a 4 banger wagon with 90HP.

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>>16618579
flip them off as i drive past them when it inevatably breaks down

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>>16620908

>>16619532
>>16619616

Same with this two gentlemen except mine is 63 hp sedan kek

I dunno

Shrug and ask why they are picking on a fat guy in a 1700kg Toyota Hilux diesel

>>16618579
>challange them
>with 850kg car
>try to go full Dagumi
>push car to 100km/h in second gear
>Alfa Romeo fails
>win race

>>16618579
Ask for autographs. I can't imagine Kimi does a whole lot of autograph sessions so maybe one day they will be worth a few dollhairs.

>>16618753
This too.

Say what you want about the Italian reliability but at least FCA is trying to put some exciting cars out.

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>>16623013
You're right. You have something beautiful to look at as you sat on the curb as you wait for the AAA...