How come you faggots all claim to be car enthusiasts and drive

>>16609610
>slushbox
>Heavy
>Worst modern era for British quality

I ride Yamaha R1 and I would smoke your car.

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>>16609627
>he thinks 96-03 weren't the god years for jaguar

>>16609628
In your dreams perhaps, I have three times as much bhp, fucking retard.

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I have the second heaviest, which I'm forced to admit because Callahger is jn here somewhere still and I KNOW IT.

>>16609627
>1600kg
>heavy
Maybe if you're a limp wristed cuck and voted Burnie. Men's cars start at 1500kg.

slow piece of shit...i can smoke the fuck out of this in my 1994 EG hatch with a couple of simple mods:

- 10 point cage with Parachute
- 3 piece discontinued JoJo frontend
- spec-R full drag suspension
- Fuel cell with -8 lines from tank to motor
- 1 044 bosch pump
- 1200 rc injectors
- golden eagle sleeved block
- cp 10:1 pistons
- Eagle rods
- arp headstuds
- oem h22 headgasket
- Balance shaft delete
- competition clutch twin disc
- Port and polished head
- skunk2 valve springs and retainers
- Str cam gears
- crower stage 1 cams
- aluminium radiator with slim fan
- gsr transmission with itr lsd.
- qsd h2k intake manifold adapter
- k20 rbc manifold
- qsd throttle body spacer
- blox 70mm throttle body
- 4bar omni map sensor
- 6al msd with coil and cap. 3 step launch control
- hks bov
- Garret 102mm turbocharger.
- Custom t4 front facing turbo manifold with 44mm flange
- 44mm tial wastegate
- Custom water to air intercooler set up
- aem eugo wideband w/ gauge
- tuned on chipped p28
- 13 inch volks drag rims
- 2 15 inch volks rear rims
- arp extended wheel studs
- si cluster
- 150 shots of nitrous

im making 248 horsepower to the FRONT WHEELS because thats the only place the power should ever be.

>>16609645
and the car with you weighs 2 tons

>>16609645
wut.

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>>16609610
>not even fastest British

>>16609666
So it has less power because it weighs more?

>>16609610
Not even my first car was 1.0L lmao

>2 ton 400hp unreliable auto pigfat beating anything

okay

>>16609683
do you even understand the basic concept how cars work

>>16609685
>xk8
>unreliable
perhaps if you're used to a 3k civic, sure

>>16609610
>nice i bet you drive it to the gun range all the time....

o shit nvm ur cucked

Ay queersucker, you'll never beat my dad's Lambo!

>>16609610
>Pretend DB7
LOL

my car makes 485 hp stock

get back to me when you can make it to the touge without your engine exploding

>>16609610
different people want different things from their car. Sure you can go the quarter mile faster than me on the road. Let's try this off road. You'll lose or you'll wreck your car. Your choice.

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>>16609610
Here's the story of OP
>dad gives me his jaguar
>immediately go on /o/ to tell everyone about it
>gotta make it sound cool, say something about bolt ons I can't even install or afford "yet"
>try to defend shit era automatic
>talking about 1/4 mile times about a car you don't own
OP was a massive faggot today

>>16610579
You forgot
>thought his car was faster than a bike

>>16609610
Unless it is a Sterling Moss edition, I would of gone for a next gen with a 5.0. I am currently shopping for a xkr-s, but that depends if my father needs surgery. Got to love townships which screw over their police department.

>>16609610
M8, I certainly don't have the fastest car here and I'd shit on you. You have no right to brag.

>>16610535
>you can go the quarter mile faster than me on the road
He can't even do that.
>muh 155 limited speed

>>16610579
Delete this.

>>16610579
>stunning low milage

>>16612149
It's almost 15 years old, what do you expect?

>>16612159
For one, this is not a stunning low milage for a car like this. Second, the two other cars listed just beside it have 1/2 and 1/3 of the milage.

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>>16612177
and they are 2x and 3x the price.

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>>16609610
Guy...

>>16609610
Bread on hood plz...

>>16612189
Oh... nevermind.