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>buy luxury suv >5800 lb >almost 3 fucking metric tonnes

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>buy luxury suv
>5800 lb
>almost 3 fucking metric tonnes
>THREE TONNES to carry around your 100kg carcass
>"but muh safety"...nigger you'll wipe out 9 family sedans before coming to a stop
>plus all that gas to move yourself around inside 3 tonnes of metal

I developed a hobby of watching suv crash compilations on youtube. Love how they tear themselves apart because inertia, gravity and centrifugal forces are a bitch when 3 tonnes are doing 120 mph
Fuck me if humans havent reached new realms of stupid
A Corolla weighs around 2400 lb. Picked Corolla for reference because everyone knows a fucking Corolla not because I'd have one which I dont.
Wheres this trend going...for fucks snakes.
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>>16600204
>mfw ive got a civic that gets 40mpg but also a truck that does 8mpg

>mfw i drive the truck anyway because muh v8 and get the fuck out the way size
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>>16600204
>small midsized car vs a full sized suv
>OMG WHY DES DIS WAY MORE DAN DIS?
How big is your brain?
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>>16600240
>How big is your brain?
Just normal size I guess thanks for asking. The reference was given to underline the weight of a normal full size car and show the contrast between the excess screaming behemoths. Wasnt in any way wondering 'why' does this weigh x and that weigh y.
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>>16600204
>A Corolla weighs around 2400 lb.

Try 3000
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>>16600204
is this nigger really complaining about a bentley
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>suv 1000% more likely to roll avoiding a crash
>slow
>ugly
>kills polar bears
And all you retards are still arguing thats its better. I hope you all roll over and die at 55 in the dry avoiding a pothole
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>>16600204
>Buy luxury SUV
>High ground clearance
>7700lb Towing weight
>About the same fuel economy as the Aventador SV
>Comfortable as fuck
>4 second 0-60
Bitch nigger the Bentyaga W12 is faster than mid to high end sedans, can tow another Bentyaga and a Coroalla. Did I mention that it also has all the fancy shit that makes it a high end luxury vehicle. Fuck you.
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>>16600477
>slow
4 second 0-60 m8. Now keep in mind it weighs about a ton more than an Aventador SV or z06 and only loses 1.1 seconds to an SV and 0.8 to a z06, despite starting at 240,000$ less than an SV.
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>>16600204

>go on plane to take a vacation
>930,000 lbs
>almost 450 fucking metric tonnes
>FOUR HUNDRED TONNES to carry around a couple 100kg carcasses
>"but muh safety"... nigger you'll wipe out the world trade center before coming to a stop
>plus all that jet fuel to move yourself inside 450 tonnes of metal
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>>16600586

but how fast is its 0-60?
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>>16600569
good luck with the corners buddy , going to need that crash strength
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>>16600586
I like this post.

CHECK EM
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>>16600204
>>16600586
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>>16600204
tl;dr wahh i can't afford it
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>>16600586
>>plus all that jet fuel to move yourself inside 450 tonnes of metal

>plus all that jet fuel to melt yourself 450 tons of steel beams
ftfy
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>>16600641
>But what if I need to corner at retarded speeds
Sure, you can't corner as well as sedan.
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6200lbs
315hp
9mpg
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It's a Touareg. 100% of Bentleys appeal is the car being handcrafted and bespoke. I find it doubtful that they will last very long by just badge engineering VWs (though it actually makes them better cars in most ways). Super luxury brands need loyal customers to always buy the newest/best when it comes out, if they lose that the buying pool just isn't large enough to sustain it (but who knows, maybe they only need to sell a handful if they just swap the emblems and interior materials on an otherwise $50k car)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwCLjLR48fE
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>>16600701
Sand niggers and trophy wives don't care about hand crafted and bespoke.
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