>you're walking out of the gay bar and this midget is

Do a 360 and walk back into the gay bar
>magdump SKS

>>16596925
>implying I'd ever want to leave the gay bar

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Laugh as he untightens the lug nuts in the wrong order, setting off the explosives

>نسأل الله أن تسليط الضوء الشهيد على كيلمر

so you like touching my nuts

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give em a taste of Euro B E A T I N G S

rev up my engine

Suck his dick immediately

>>16596965
I chuckled

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Laugh at him as he realises my steelies are rusted to the hub and he wont get them off without a hammer.

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>>16596925
>you're walking out of the gay bar and this midget is stealing your wheels
Hillary, what are you doing here?

>>16596925
"Hey man, do't steal my wheels"

>>16597218
What makes you think it has genitals?

>>16597334
Ever since the Clinton Foundation shut down she's been scraping by.

>>16596925
Say "Your a strong guy"

>>16597117

This, lel

>>16596925
glad I got the wheel locks then.

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NOT AGAIN!!!

Rev up my engine... BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!!!!

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>>16596925
Wonder why someone would want to steal standard black steel rims with Citroen trims.

Rip my shirt off, scream inaudible racist bollocks, charge at him and kick him square in the head.

>>16596925
Ask him if he's interested in a different kind of rim job.

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Scotty is my spirit animal

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Do you guys think Scotty would blush if he knew just how much a bunch of autists like us are idolizing him as if he was a demi-god?

>>16600165
Wheel locks are not hard to defeat. Just get a socket that's very slightly smaller than the lock and hammer it on.

>>16596925
Tell him they're BMW and they're held in by bolts instead of lugnuts

REV UP
MY
PERSON
ALITY

>>16596925
Ask him if he wants to do a sexual in my twingo. Then return to gay bar

>>16602327
Honest question: why bolts? They're shit compared to nuts

>>16602425
other way around, there is absolutely no upisde to nuts.

>>16602450
changing a flat tire is a pain in the ass with lug bolts, especially in the dark. not nearly so bad with with lugnuts.

>>16602197
That's just the viralling team he hired. It's business goy I ain't gotta explain shit.

>>16602400
This.

>>16596925
>walking
>out of a gay bar
I'm impressed by the fact you can walk out of a gay bar even with the amount of cocks you take OP.