>week after week there is a brand new expensive issue FUCK

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Could be worse.

>>16583591
I always knew there was a reason old Audis aren't seen much.

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>>16583583
>>16583591
>>16583598

A U T I S M
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Should've listened to Scotty

>>16583834
too late. bought it before i knew who he was

I also love how in the comments of his MB videos, people who have never owned a MB defend the brand like its their own, while people like me who have actually owned MB, and not just leased the latest models, can fully attest to what he says. Fucking cucks

>>16583852
Waah waah electrical issues on my super high mileage 15 year old base model

Only MB I've ever owned is a 30 year old 124 sedan. Owned it for a year now and the only problem I've had is a wheel bearing in front which only required tightening, and the bearings on the coupe fan getting pretty worn. Some lubrication and they stopped making noises though.

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>>16583834
>>16583852

>>16583861
>super high mileage 15 year old base model
wrong

2009 E350 w/ 50k miles

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>>16583591
Give me the straight dope on Audi's, /o/. It's tempting as all hell to get an A5. Are they difficult to maintain, or have a bunch of reliability issues?

>>16583950

That's old and high mileage for a Benz... There's a reason why smart and wealthy people lease new German luxury vehicles.

>>16585112
>There's a reason why smart and wealthy people lease new German luxury vehicles.
No. High income, low net worth, financially ignorant fools lease German
luxury vehicles

>>16585070
Dude stick to your own thread from last night, we answered your question, quit hijacking this one. Either buy it or don't and fuck off.

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>>16583583
>WHEN WILL IT EVER END?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!???????
Never.

>>16585807
This is the first time I've asked about Audis, you fucknugget. I didn't know about the other thread.

>>16583583
REV UP YOUR ENEGINS

O WAIT YOU CAN'T

AAAAA

>>16583834
rip :'(

Awww bunch of jelly poorfags made this thread again. Face it, you will never know the feel of driving your own brand new German godmachine, whether it is Porsche, Audi, Mercedes or Bimmer.

Even scotty who hates Mercedes said that if you want luxury cruiser and expensive maintenance is not problem second hand CLS is great car (which is most unreliable Mercedes, probably ever). If he only tried new CL or S...

>>16585070
>VAG
>reliability
if you want reliable, you buy jap

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Could be worse.

Could be worse. you could own a car from korea... or even.... *shudders*... america

Mercedes might actually be for cuckolds more so than Audi.

>just rent your car out to other people!
Germans are disgusting. No one gets to drive my waifu but me.

>>16585807
That was me actually not
>>16585070

>>16585112
>6yrs and 50k miles is high for a benz

Shit just buy a Lexus and it will last two decades

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>>16583598
I see tons of them, especially in the countryside, where people value reliability and low cost of repair.

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>buying German cars
>ever

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>>16587498
That's not even the best part.

>>16585150
Wrong

I lease all my vehicles through my llc. I get the expense pre tax and most of what I spend I write off

Only cucks who work for someone else don't take advantage of built in tax breaks and think they'll ever accrue equity in a vehicle

>>16587498
Where does the alternator go?

Pre-Chrysler, Mercedes built good cars. Now you have to luck out on a modern one to not have any issues. I own a '90 SL and it doesn't vibrate and hum at idle like my dad's '13 ML does.

>>16587519
It's on there - follow the belt

>>16583605
>>16583883

Kill yourself

>>16587498
What repairs entail pulling the front end on this thing? All of them?

>>16583583
>WILL IT?!
No. But if you must drive a Benz then you can take the following counter-meaures: increase your income, spend less on other things.

>>16587575
Pretty much.

>>16587594
Any car is easier to work on with the front end removed.

>>16587506
>SOPHISTICATED BECAUSE WE CAN
>Why are you even buying a European luxury car if you want reliability? lol, go suck a dick
>w-wait, why is everyone buying lexus now? REEEEEEEEEEEEE

My first car was a 1994 Mercedes C280. Biggest shitbox I ever had and the car I got after was a Saturn. Granted I was 16 and just learning how to drive, but this fucker would just stall out every time I had to come to a complete stop. I lost count of the times I nearly got rear ended or t-boned because everyone else was like "what the fuck is this retard doing?"

Not to mention I had taken it to my slimy asshole of a dealership at least a dozen times to get the issue fixed, which it never was. My dad took it up to a mechanic at his job, and when they looked at it, they found at least $700 worth of shit that needed to be repaired. The last time I drove it I had to take the freeway and it refused to shift out of first gear the entire time.

I will never buy a Mershites again, overpriced garbage.

>>16587706
>a Saturn
as reliable as they say?

>>16587713
The Saturn was decent but there were a few issues I ran into with it. The ignition module went out in the middle of me driving one night so I had to leave it in a ditch until I could get it towed to a shop and get it fixed, which was a $300 repair.

It was also stolen once (the locks didn't work and the ignition switch was janky so you could start it with a knife) and left at a porn store three hours away, and I had to go pick it up from there. When I got in it smelled like rotten ass and cigarettes.

>>16587498
Those exhaust flanges are pretty clean though.

>>16585112
Smart AND wealthy people don't lease cars.

i actually really want an m113 w124 or w463

>>16586545
>Not drivefu
Wasted potential.

>>16587642

The difference is most cars you don't have to do it.

On a rebadged VW it's mandatory.

>>16585070
Piss yourself hombre