I'm going to a wedding and my only car is unironically a

No

Is it a 458?

>>16569356
488

>>16569341
Have fun smashin all those horny bridesmaids.

>>16569362
Proof

>>16569362
Bread on hood, you know the drill

>>16569392
Its dorito on the hood now bud

>>16569398
last one I saw was the guy with a GTR and two R1's. Ramen noodles were only food in his budget

>>16569398
But doritos go under the hood.

People that own ferraris dont actually drive them.

this thread is shit and OP is a fag.

>>16569468
That guy who drives his F40 everywhere says hello.

Yes. It's bad etiquette to outshine the betrothed in any way.

>>16569482
Drive it to a laundromat.

>>16569341
It's a douchebag move to outshine someone on their very special day.

Go get a ride or don't attend at all

>>16569341
arrive early so that way you can take the ferrari but wont grab attention.

>>16569341
You don't own a Ferrari, go away. Shit thread.

>>16569785
This is kinda true actually. you should offer to lend it to the bride and groom for their wedding day, as long as they promise not to fuck in it

>>16569807
you do know ferraris are one of the cheapest exotics right? they aren't this ultra luxury anymore

>>16569819
i thought that would be aston martins and maseratti?

>>16569819
I'm Aware, but op is looking for attention and praise. Evidenced by the lack of bread on hood.

proof or not real, but op get a rent, or let the couple drive it a bit without killing it.

>>16569819
Still relatively expensive, though.
You're going to wind up putting out the price of a new luxury car for something that's at least 10 years old, if not 20. That's before insurance, taxes or the ridiculously expensive maintenance.
You either have to be someone who loves to work on cars so much that this makes sense, or somewhat wealthy.

>>16569341
Then rent a simple car

>>16569341
>I'm going to a wedding and my only car is unironically a ferrari
Since you have enough money to pay for the insurance, you can afford to rent a car. I would normally say taxi or uber, but there can be post-wedding celebrations that you want to go to and thus you need to be able to have total control of your time.

Until all the festivities and parties are over, don't show up with the Ferrari.

get an Uber?

You'll look like a gypsy.

Sorry but there's no high-carb hoods here, so this thread is shit