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Alright /o/, I come to you for help

In about two hours I'm going for a midnight cruise with a qt I want to fuck after bringing her home with me

The only problem is, I have no music, give me your best eurobeat to impress her with, and I promise to put it on a CD and play it all night long with her

Give me links to songs on youtube and I'll convert to mp3's and burn them to CD's

Help me /o/bi wan ken/o/bi, you're my only hope
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Don't play eurobeat, play liquid trance or something smooth
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a whole load of armin van b
everybody likes the guy
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>>16568015
Nah, i drove her home from work the other day and she said she liked music with a faster beat
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>>16568007
>being this autistic
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>>16568049
>hating eurobeat
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>>16568027
Songs anon, I need songs!

80 minutes of songs to be exact, because thats the size of the CD's I bought
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>>16568065
playing eurobeat is a good way to go finish night with your hand on your dick
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Eddie Money: take me home tonight
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>>16568071
shit idk man
go to his youtube channel and start digging, there's loads of shit there
do you know what the girl is into?
personally when i have my lady friend in my car we put on anything rock
or just have an aux cable dangling from your head unit and tell her to put something on because you're too busy driving
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>>16568110
I wish I knew

I just bought this car and haven't had a chance to change out the head unit

All it has is a CD player, no aux cable or nothin
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>>16568118
that sucks
other than eurobeat what are you into?
maybe if it's something cool and not as bad as eurobeat she'll like it
or just keep talking and not play anything
or or if you can play any sort of guitar practice a song you like and leave you guitar in the car and tell her you'll play her
lots of options
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>>16568153
play her something*
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>eurobeat
>on a date

WHAT ARE YOU DOING FAGGOT?!
Don't do that.

Play some classic rock or some shit or rap or whatever. Not eurobeat, thats meme music. you're gonna go home with your dick in your hand lmao. Unless she's cool with it
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>>16568153
>>16568163
I put in some vaporwave i liked on the playlist

so far its:

Deja Vu
Running in the 90's
Grand Finale-Studio Killers
I Need You- Armin van Buuren (thanks anon)
Love is in Danger-Priscilla
Fly For Your Life-Gunship

>>16568171
I-I just wanted to make /o/ proud
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>>16568007
>girls
>eurobeat
lol he actually thinks girls like this autistic weeb shit?

Just pretend like you don't know what 4chan is for a few hours and maybe you won't drop spaghetti all over her
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>>16568189
what the fuck are you doing anon
if you know nothing about music just say so and ill give you a lot more than just armin
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>>16568007
sure, i'll help

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSntJBXRJck
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>>16568227
anything by this guy is great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hcEiEyylEA
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrZKmi0MImM

still there mate?
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>>16568203
>>16568207
This is midnight cruise #2 anons

Last time she came over and we made out for a while and she gave me a handy, I want to seal the deal this time

>>16568227
>>16568234
>>16568248
still here
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>>16568189
Only play eurobeat with yourself and your buddies.

Don't let girls in until they are with you all the time
ie. long time gf, wife etc
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https://youtu.be/_7zUCZZ-3HE?list=PLov7sK3yujS1ocUbHXB3SpwEhvCzmwPeO
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fuck all these faggots, blast ruskobeat and drive like a madman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMqEL48pIQo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAudOxaJHFo
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you guys have shit taste. she'll love this.

https://youtu.be/W7MYIfoCC88
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>>16568252
>Last time she came over and we made out for a while and she gave me a handy, I want to seal the deal this time

Sounds like she already wants to fug, why are you trying to impress her with your shit taste in music? Just have a good time and she'll be attracted to you.
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>>16568007
this album is exactly the length and genre you need
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>>16568252
ok alright
personally i would just not put on anything and just talk
or put on any decent radio station
or download a couple of well known pop or rock albums and call it a day
time is running it lad
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>>16568267
>>16568273
>>16568275
This is more like it

Nothing says "lets fuck" quite like "please get me the fuck out of this car you drive like a lunatic"

>>16568274
>>16568287
I believe in the power of Initial "Give Her The" D, why can't you?
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I asked her what kind of music she liked, this is what she responded with
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>>16568302
because it's weird
and bad
it's only good to you people because it was on initial d or whatever I dunno
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>>16568302
Let me make one thing clear to you anon:

Girls are not impressed by what you think is good driving. Take her on a backroad somewhere, drive fast, play a little music, whatever, but don't think like your driving or the music is what's attracting her. You going out for a drive with this girl is an excuse for you to drive her somewhere secluded and fuck her brains out. She does not give a flying fuck about your car or going for a ride in it.
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Bitches love death metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inqfyGzhKfY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yb3ZnlatuXE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RePiuFxp7H4
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>>16568316
motion by calvin harris,good album and literary fucking everybody heard at least a single song off of it anywhere imaginable,perfect top 40 upbeat material
a wildcard old rock album,ok computer or turn on the bright lights maybe
and some singles by whatever artist you're into

/o/ - girl advice,music and a bit of car talk
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>>16568316
yikes
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> Trying to impress women with your music
> Not just playing what music YOU LIKE in YOUR car
Nigga like wtf? I've always played my own music in my car, even if the girl is into entirely different genres. Like why is this even a thing? If you end up lasting long with this girl do you just plan on listening to music all the time that she likes (or atleast when she's around ) and not you?
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>>16568380
>If you end up lasting long with this girl
haha... cmon my nigga
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>>16568316
Hit her with some future and Lud Foe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-YhDf5t4Q4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuV8nFO7biA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQo8ai-2c0Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XZXU3hQUD8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BY1JskghPs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6-Ign08bmQ
Real nigga shit. She'll try to rob you after if you dont rob yourself kek
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This is what I have so far, brb taking a shower
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>>16568380
Doesn't hurt to try to make a girl you want to fuck more comfortable in your car. You want her to have a good time so you can have a good time later. Makes sense to me. He doesn't have to play music he doesn't like, just gear his music toward her tastes.

Also, death metal makes them moist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkUqbNXMFmM
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>>16568404
shampoo and trim them pubes bro
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>>16568401
>>16568401
>lud foe
>she like put that semen in me
>I'll shove a glock up your anus
That dudes lyrics make me laugh audibly
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Alright, I'm back from my shower

>>16568414
pubes trimmed and balls shaved, ready to go famalam

here's the completed playlist
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By the way, dubs decides what I title the CD when it gets done burning
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>>16568577
that's a weird lookin cd boyo
should have just listened to me
>>16568375
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>>16568628
Probably but eh

Idea for a name?
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>>16568577
>running in the 90s

are you fucking serious? OP confirmed permavirgin unless he skips that shit the millisecond it comes on
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>>16568665
plz get me laid
i don't think we have dubs here
also try and not spaghetti when running in the 90s comes up
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>>16568677
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>>16568700
huh,we do have dubs
good luck op
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Thanks guys, I'll post results if someone dedicates themselves to keeping the thread bumped for the next 8 hours
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>>16568677
>>16568700
>mfw i got the dubs
>mfw dubs replying to dubs
>mfw anon probably not getting laid because her vag will dry up the second some weeb ass anime soundtrack comes on

best of luck anon, hopefully she's just autistic as you, and you can make sweet beautiful retard love in the moonlight

>you are now hearing the sounds of two people with downs syndrome having sex in your head
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How can you fags listen to this shit? It sounds like audio vomit.

I can get behind liking bass, but at least most hip hop and rap doesn't sound like shit like ALL this stuff does.
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>>16568189
>Fly For Your Life-Gunship
the song and music video is fucking amazing. 10/10
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>>16568316
80 minutes of Mumford and Sons and The Lumineers, you'll be smashing puss in no time. Bonus points if you wear a cambric shirt.
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>>16568598
Doody list lmao
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You should've played zyzz moosic yah dum cunt.
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>>16569377
Fucking this, it's too late though. Guarantee just reading those texts that some hipster ass band that plays ukeleles and shit will get her wetter than niagara falls
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>>16569123
That was so fucking weak and that music video just threw everything at the fucking wall. Holy shit kill yourself
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>>16569062
>listens to hip hop and rap
>tells others they listen to shit
hilarious
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>>16569588
>can't read
he said even hip hop and rap aren't as bad you mongoloid
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Chicane
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>>16569635
Hip hop is the worst.
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>>16569689
>unironically listens to eurobeat

ok, sure man, whatever
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>>16569693
Eurobeat is shit though. I listen to Dubstep, house and other stuff.
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>>16569705
>I listen to Dubstep
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>>16569710
https://youtu.be/o877_BmzBdY

fuck off, you can't tell me this song isn't amazing.
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>>16569737
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>16569761
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>>16569737
haha holy fuck. You know what this song reminds me of?

That guy at parties or in the dorms in college who would be rolling or shrooming or something just totally on another level tripping balls looking like a fool trying to give people light shows and shit. That's you. you're that guy. At my college his name was rabbit and he liked to smoke DMT and do nitrous and got kicked out like halfway through freshman year for failing all his classes. He tried to use irritable bowel syndrome as an excuse.
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>>16569776
I have a 3.6 GPA and I don't take drugs. Not my fault you can't appreciate good music.
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>>16569788
not him but you have SHIT taste in music, consider suicide
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>>16568401
I'm surprised you haven't been shot OP
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>>16569788
Oh wow. So you don't even have the excuse of being on drugs? You just like dubstep? Alright then...

You know, you should try some drugs, maybe it might make you a little more normal... ya know, less of an uptight fag?
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>>16569788
thats shitty generic trash people listen to when they're 13.
https://soundcloud.com/internet_ghetto/ligh-tn-ing-stars-become-lines-ft-maere
this is more tasteful electronic music. The one you can listen to in public while you listen to field recordings and ambience and haxan cloak and shit at home.

But whatever, you are allowed to like your music, it's all subjective. Just like we're allowed to make fun of you. Still mad props for being brave enough to come out with it.
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>>16569800
Fuck not OP. I meant anon

But if you blast this OP, please don't get shot
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>>16569798
>>16569802
lol, looks like i hit a nerve. go back to your justin Bieber album.
>>16569805
Utter garbage. You have shit taste too.

https://youtu.be/dSYu8FLVr_Y
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>>16569818
>unironically posting wubstep
>"You have shit taste"
lmao is this newfag for real? I haven't posted here in like a year so i don't know who the fuck he is.
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>>16569821
he's the latest shitposter, he doesn't hide his autism well
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>>16569821
I doubt you listen to anything better.

Dubstep is quality shit.
>>16569830
hi prezo
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>>16569832
>Dubstep is quality shit.
maybe to the young edgelord such as yourself
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>>16569832
Sorry newfriend, but I'm not biting on that low quality bait.

>add another trip to the filter
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>>16569832
gtfo fagget
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>>16569844
>caring this much about what people think
Not my fault you're so insecure.
>>16569846
>literally ragequits
>>16569848
stay mad
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>>16568007
How much do you guys wanna bet OP will be a faggot and not follow up after a rejection/ nothing happening?

This shit is a straight up cringe thread.
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>>16569851
How fucking attention ridden are you?
fucking underage faggot gtfo and stop using a trip
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>>16569858
>this mad
Still haven't posted your music yet. Don't worry, I won't laugh.
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>>16569865

>tfw superiour music taste

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLzjm9E1hwg
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>>16569818
thats worse, it has fedoratipping sax in it
https://soundcloud.com/dolor/metropoles
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>>16569851
>>>16569844
>>caring this much about what people think
>Not my fault you're so insecure.
lmaoing my ass off
calling others shit and then getting defensive when your taste gets called shit
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>>16569885
retrowave is dang nice but it gets old quick. The genre needs more innovation.
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>>16569885
That's actually really good. I would never listen to it though. That's bedtime music, lol.
>>16569889
You keep posting garbage. This is way better:

https://youtu.be/1b0Peus4HfU
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>>16569910
wtf is that kiddie nickelodeon tier music, leave now
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>>16569953
I have the best taste in music. You have contributed nothing good to this thread. Fuck off, man child.
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>>16569965
>man child
i'm not the one posting kiddie music or stuff off cartoon network
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>>16569981
You've lost. take your trash taste elsewhere
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>>16569987
how will you ever recover..
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>>16569990
you're not getting the last reply
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You guys are still going?
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>>16570005
Not my fault I trigger everyone. Dubstep is amazing.
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>>16569910
I hope you know that's garbage too
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>newfag still getting BTFO'd

lol
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>manchild ragequit
lol
>>16570010
kys
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>>16568577
>calling the artist "Initial D"

I fucking hate you, Initial D is just the shit show that the music appeared on
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OP here, night was great success

Her favorite song was Gas Gas Gas!

Unfortunately she wouldn't let me take pics so I don't have concrete proof, but here's a used condom and a hastily opened wrapper instead
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>>16570076
i knew you could do it anon

because what girl would agree to a midnight cruise with a guy she doesnt want to fug
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>>16570089
Thanks mang

The sex was okay I guess but it was more entertaining to be around someone as autistic as I am
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girls either like
>country
>pop
>sometimes vaporwave
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>>16570123
True

She actually liked Eurobeat though
She said she liked the beat

Kept asking about the lyrics though

I just responded with "don't worry you don't need to know them"
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>>16570133
exactly, half the reason anyone listens to top 40 stuff is for the beat

good luck with your gf
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>>16570151
>gf

Disregard women, acquire gainz
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>>16568007
>caring about what music grills like
>implying they have a taste of their own

They will like whatever their bull likes. So don't be a beta cuck.
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>>16569910
top tier shit
make way for god tier cartoon electronica
https://soundcloud.com/lightningmusic/a-kingdom-from-a-spark
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>>16570494
Good shit family. better than half the trash itt.
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