/brit/

>go to London
>99.9% of cars on streets are hatchbacks
>grow hate and anger towards hatches
y u do this to me london

>>16565322
HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


LUKIT MAH GREEN DEBIL


DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Hey guys! After selling my car I was finally able to pay for a TV licence, let's go watch some soccer!

>>16565322
You've got to admit it looks pretty damn good

There's already a big brit thread up

>>16565339
let's go watch some footy on the telly*

>>16565340
if you're blind

>>16565340
nice bait faggot

So what year is your micra /o/?

mine is 2003

>the Citroen Xsara Picasso

discuss

>>16565322
Impressive car
I wish /o/ had this good taste

shannot

>>16565352
I like modded cars what can I say

swear to fucking god I will smash any of your yank faces in you silly cunts
oh so you think you're a badboy ye?
come to wakefield we'll see what's popping

>>16565357
What's to discuss?
My mum bought a new one in 2008 and recently replaced it with a new Twingo

>>16565380
I think we should discuss ways in which your mum should kill herself for buying shitty ((((French)))) cars

Mandatory.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHbNuyubhz0

>>16565322
Let's be honest, that would have looked cool as fuck in the year 2000.

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>>16565322
Oi lads, lads. Check out me car. Literally keep pullin slags in it, I blast speed garage and all that and the girls love it.

Rate me lads!

>>16565440
8/10 nice Audi, shame about the piece of shit that's standing in front of it.

>>16565440
>mods declared: 0
>reg keeper and main driver on insurance policy: dad
>intake restrictor: still installed

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>>16565330
Because London is an overpopulated city where unsurprisingly small city cars are the most practical thing to drive.

>>16565330
>no parking
>whenever there is parking, the bays are tiny unless you're a millionaire who can afford big spaces
>you have to pay £2k-8k a year for your tiny bay if you live central

>>16565482
Why dont japanese city cars get sold to large western cities still.

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You bunch o' fuckin' dickheads. Check out ma tidy as fuck Cavalier SRI. Proper fuckin' mint mate.

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>>16565471
Top kek, old chap

>>16565519
Most of those would be worth something now given how few of them are around.

>>16565519
Mate that's a well good motor innit. My old man used to knock about in an old Nova, had it going like the clappers, bruv.

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>>16565519

Actually, that is a tidy looking Cavalier, considering most are rotting away in some scrapyard.

But is that a real SRi or is that just the 1.6 L model with SRi alloys and stickers?

>>16565370
I'm British and I wouldn't go to Wakefield, yanks don't do it

Implying the best car Vauxhall ever didn't wasn't the Calibra

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=ujkc4tOlnRQ

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>>16565562
>Implying the best car Vauxhall ever didn't wasn't the Calibra

To quote Samuel L. Jackson :
"ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT???"

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>>16565562
FUCK OFF M8. GONNA GET ME PIC ON FRONT COVER OF FAST FORD. VAUXHALLS ARE FUCKING GAY M8.

>>16565576
Vauxhall never made the Calibra, so they didn't it.

>>16565577
>looks like an Ork
>red all over the car
Perfect

>>16565559
I don't think it matters given it's a 15 year old photo.

>>16565591
Yeah, pretty much every car in that picture has since been wrapped around a lamppost.

>>16565598
Who better than to test the structural rigidity of street lighting apparatus than a barryboy in his shitbox

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>>16565591
Actually, I think it's older. Late 90's, maybe? M-plate Fiesta, mk3 Transit ambulance and I'm sure that's another Cavalier and a Escort saloon in the background

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>>16565609
You just want more pictures, don't you. Here you go you cheeky bastard.

What's the caption?

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>>16565609
>fuck you lookin' at dickhead

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>>16565609

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>>16565615

Foreground: Escort
Background: White cavalier, red Beemer, two mk1 Corsas and the arse-end of another Beemer.

Where is this? Pendine Sands or something?

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>>16565609
More.

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>>16565626
I'll keep dumping until someone guesses the exact year and location.

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>>16565626
And another...

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>>16565626
Rare boy racers.

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>>16565627
That Ka is really out of place...

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>TFW goes on the highway in the UK, at least one car every 5 miles stopped on the hard shoulder, flashing its hazard lights

>>16565643
>see a fuck ton of new, undamaged cars on flat beds
>spot a flat tyre
This fucking EU weight-saving meme is a fucking joke.

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>1990s mad lads in flame spitting supra and cossies terrorising seaside towns, max power novas, grey imports.

>2010s leased diesel s-lines, papping selfies with sandniggers, identikit OEM+ mods (((stance))) instagram likes

Where did it all go wrong?

>>16565662
When the new generation became a bunch of beta cucks who experience failure to launch after 3 years of useless training at a terrible ex-poly to learn skills they'll never need or use in their 17k a year retail job that they'll be stuck in until middle management shortly before their suicide aged 40.

It's not so bad any more I see plenty of mad lads in mad cars it's just with the internet you see a lot more cunts.

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>>16565662

The nineties lads grew up and got replaced and so putting effort in to modding the car went out the window. The new generation of millennials think that getting enough instagram likes from their stanced Polos is all that matters so they don't have to care.

I may complain but I'm sure the Boomers would say something similar about the Xers that followed about their Novas with ridiculous chin splitters and tail-gate spoilers.

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>>16565662
Yeah, was just thinking the same. I'm glad I'm old enough to witness The Golden Age of Boy Racers.

Everything's so clean and PC nowadays.

>>16565662
stance looks better

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>>16565711
>Expressing an opinion to a thread that a thread finds unpopular

It's a bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it pays off for 'im

>>16565671
>17k

Lucky to make 10k in my area.

>>16565711
Stance all looks the same.
Same wheels same cars

>>16565711
True, but if it can't perform, it has lost the point of the automobile.

>>16565633
1996/1997 brighton

>>16565739
nope

>>16565741
the point of the automobile isnt performance

Chavvy McChaverson in his 50hp Saxo couldnt perform either

>>16565753
The point is to go places. If it can't perform enough to drive... out!

>>16565626
>two mk1 Corsas
thats are B corsa's

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Boy Racer Power Rankings:
>Nova
>Cossie
>XR3i
>Calibra
>Saxo
>Supra
>106
>Skyline
>Corsa
>E36

Debate me faggots.

>>16565752
You'd be amazed to learn it's this century. It was a 'cruise' in Southport, some time in 2002.

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>>16565768
In Britain, A Corsas was called the Nova. So to us Brits, the B Corsa was the first Corsa.

So, get your facts straight and get off my back.

>>16565779
i guessed the year based of the reg numbers. I should have known they were 5+ years old.

>>16565772
You forgot mine. Very popular in my country. VW Polo G40

>>16565765
stance functions fine tho especially if its on bags

>>16565752
>Brighton
>Sand

>>16565808
Bags are for fags tho

>>16565806
Nice to know I'm not the only one on here with a G40

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>>16565772
Don't forget the R5

>>16565772
II gen Ibiza (6k)
were they common in the UK?

>22
>only just passed since I've never needed to drive before

>getting £3,500 insurance quotes on 1.0 cars

How the fuck can I get some cheap insurance without a blackbox?

>>16566029

Move out of the scumpit

http://www.motorcarinsuranceuk.co.uk/post-code-ratings.php

>>16565496
MUH SAFETY

>>16566029
By moving out of bongistan

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>ITT

>>16566029
>3 years no claims
>28, driving since 23
>EP3 Civic Type R insurance cost: £1400
>BMW M135i insurance cost: £590
You might find this hard to believe, but cheap, shitty cars are often way way more expensive to insure than reasonably newer versions, or bigger, more powerful cars. The reason being is that these cars are not being constantly written off by youngfags who think they're Dagumi on the doegay.

Try a quote for an old 1.8 Audi A3/4 for example and see what it costs you to insure.

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>>16565330
dunno i tend to see exec saloons round here mostly

>>16565494
paying £120/month for an underground bay zone 1. bargain desu

>>16566824
lucky cunt