Holy shit /o/ I just ran from the cops and got away. I'm

>>16533583
Tell your story faggot

>>16533583
You better be typing

>>16533589
i got caught sucking dicks for cash and escaped in my civic

tell your story first you retarded nigger cunt

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>>16533583
wop wop this is the police put your hands up scumbag

post address fellow citizen

t. not feds

>>16533596
>>16533589
I was in a parking lot meeting up to buy some illegal substances and I saw a cop car on the main road, so I flipped off my lights (dumb idea) and he starts coming into the lot, And I dipped. Took 2 rights before he could er out of the lot, and didn't go below 90 the whole way home. I don't think he caught my plate. I mean I could've just talked to the cop but I don't exactly have a full license rn.

>>16533607
>civic
>not miata or at least prius

Make your story believable next time.

>>16533617
1600 Pennsylvania Ave, Washington DC

>>16533609
I just posted it^^ you replied while I was typing

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>>16533630
>1600 Pennsylvania Ave, Washington DC

Ill be over in a few

>>16533583
>evades the police
>brags about it on the internet, which is monitored by the government
>also implying they aren't going to rock up at your house tomorrow to arrest you

Here's your (You), OP.

>>16533622
>buying illegal substances
there's your problem

Start a petty grass fire. They will look for an arsonist instead.

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>>16533648
>substances being illegal
there's our problem

>>16533698
adults are children and don't know better

this is why bars have parking lots

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If they didn't have lights on you didn't run from the cops

similar thing happened to me once
>driving on 11day expired license
>1 or 2am after a concert
>speeding down empty road
>cop car ahead of me
>they pull into 7/11 i was going to
>I pull in cause I want a slurpee still
>they don't stop and leave other side of parking lot
>mfw they were trying to get behind me

>>16533698
>disagreeing with the law gives you the right to break it
you may have a moral obligation to do so, but it can only end badly for you