>condition: like new
>title status: salvage
lmao you're not fooling anyone
some salvaged cars get little to no damage
like suicide or interior fires
>water damage
>>16530607
interior fire means like new
a hole in the roof and big blood splatter on the roof liner means like new
we might have a different opinion on what is like new
>>16530618
>"slight" water damage
>take it to mechanic
>lower suspension is rusted
>DO NOT DRIVE THIS VEHICLE
>DO NOT DRIVE THIS VEHICLE
>DO NOT DRIVE THIS VEHICLE
>DO NOT DRIVE THIS VEHICLE
>DO NOT DRIVE THIS VEHICLE
>DO NOT DRIVE THIS VEHICLE
>>16530628
a honda civic with front quarter pannel damage is considered totaled
with a new quarter pannel and new suspension pieces it will be a new car
>s2000
>salvage title
>9k firm
>>16530890
>9k
Try 15k
>minor fire damage on a classic muscle car I was interested in
>asking $5k
>no image
>call and ask about car, seems a bit sketchy on details
>drive 30mins to take a look
>get there
>literal burnt to a crisp front with a somewhat still intact rear
>dude is quintessential boomer
>ask him what the fuck is this a joke or some shit
>dude actually, seriously says to me, in real fucking life, "hey fuck you that's a good price... I know what I got!"
>start laughing uncontrollably from the memes as I drive off
>anger at wasting an hour of gas is tempered by hilarity of an actual boomer telling me he knows what he's got
>>16530890
>>16530897
The majority of s2000's nowadays are salvaged. Slowly they're become as rare as unmolested 240s.
>>16530912
Can't wait these boomers finally die off
>>16530990
yes then you will finally be able to take their place as biggest faggot on earth
>>16530990
You find out it is not boomers but gen-x or millennials selling those salvaged cars hoping to fool someone for a profit.
Car Seller: Rachel Domino
Claims: First and only owner
Car was bought new
Never in any accident
$4000 firm, sell quickly, no discussions
>>16531406
What website is that?