You look in your rear view mirror to see a soccermom tailgating

>>16523864
Go David on her.

Women aren't allowed to drive in my country

>>16524057
wish I lived there

I just slowly increase my speed until we come to a corner they can't handle and have to slow down or they panic and slow down when they actually look at their speedometer. Works every time.

There's a 99% chance that thing has a pre-collision system.

Just brake check until it kicks in

It has a v6. There's a reason why it's in my review mirror.

>>16524057
the right way

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>>16523864
I sit in two tonnes of pure volvonium, given shape by the hammer of thor himself. I have no worries.
>tfw my ancestors are smiling at me, MARY

Drop it in 3rd and rip the e
Collect insurance
Rinse & repeat

>>16523864
Drop 5 gear and blast smoke at them

Then try to dislodge the car from my ass while picking up my various body parts because I forgot I'm on a bike

>>16524057
That's pretty based.

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>>16523864
>Lower the backhoe

>>16524057
>islam is bad

>>16523864

irritate her just enough so she starts constantly following me at idiotic speeds as i quickly skid across the road and her unsteerable fat shit flies off the road

i veer left and right violently as i begin heating up my tires

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>>16523864

Brake check and/or slow down my car and just hope she has a mild panic attack and veers off the road and slams the ugly monstrosity into a tree and therefore, improving its looks ten-fold