what does a marque say about it's driver? BMW - I'm

>>16520943
OP - FAGGOT

>>16520943
Op-I can't afford nice cars!

Dacia - I don't know anything and just go off what Top Gear said was good.

>>16520943
Audi owner here. I may be a douche but at least I'm not poor.

OP related.

>>16520943
OP-I'm a massive faggot, please rape my ass

>>16520943
I'm op I suck cock

>>16520943
BMW owner here. I wouldn't have to be a douche if you would stop being a slow ass asian minivan in the fast lane.

>>16520943
Lincolns are for future self employed millionaires starting out in the world.

>>16521489
Only because you have to pay out ridiculous sums for parts when it breaks down every week.

>>16520943
Citroen - i like c4
Renault - i like tnt
Peugeot - i like ak's

>>16520943
MG/Rover-I like Trains

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>>16520943

BMW - "I know nothing about cars and this is my first 'sports car'."
Audi - Old men
Lincoln - Niggers or chinks (though pre 2011 lincoln owners are generally ok people)
GM - ITS OK ITS MY SISTERS COUSIN
VW - Lesbians
Subaru - Faggots who are either twinks or rednecks looking for twinks.
Ford - "Well I have bought fords all my life and they have done me good!"
Toyota - A sensible human being with very boring taste
Lexus - A sensible human being who wants some fun with their luxury
Honda - Same as subaru
Nissan - The douchey of people/niggers
Mitsubishi - 16 year old girls
Kia - Heard asian cars are reliable and the Kia dealer was the closest to him
Hyundai - same as Kia
Mazda - Major faggots
Volvo - Lägga den i min röv Jamal
Porsche - Old men or "muh drivers car"
Maserati - Rich dude who knows nothing about cars bought his wife an "exotic"
MG - Dudes in their 50's who are very fun people
Mercedes Benz - Restaurant owners and Lawyers
Bentley - Drug dealers
Rolls Royce - Decrepit white man who made good choices in the real estate market
Alfa Romeo - MUH DRIVERS EXPERIENCE
Aston Martin - Jewish journalist
FIAT - Poor suicidal eurokek
Lamborghini - Rich and young
Ferrari - Old and rich

>>16521489

No, you're just a retard that bought an overpriced VW.

>>16522303
BUT IT HAS MORE SOFT TOUCH PLASTICS! ITS A LUXURY CAR!

>>16522300
your on point anon good shit

>>16522300
>Toyota - A sensible human being with very boring taste
>Lexus - A sensible human being who wants some fun with their luxury
Toyotafag spotted

>>16522307

lol a luxury car made from a parts bin

you might as well say it's a luxury car made with the leftovers from vws

Quite nothing, just that you drive a car of that brand.

>>16520943
>VW - one day I'll own a BMW / Audi and be a gigantic douche
But they already own an Audi

>>16522300

I would just change one thing, other than that, on point.

>FIAT - mjet

>>16522317
No I like hondas

>>16520943
BMW - I have a very basic idea of luxury and this seems like it is luxury
Audi - I suck dick but pay a lot to do so because I want to feel rich when I do
VW - I can't afford to pay a lot for the dicks I suck, but I want to feel like a snob when I do.
Skoda: Thank God these dicks are cheaper suck.
Seat: This dick looks funky and fits in my budget. I shall suck it.
Mercedes: I am a patrician with fine taste, except if I bought the A-Class - then I am a badge whore.
Lincoln: I like nigger """""luxury"""""
GM: Me likes being BTFO
Nissan: Ricers, niggers and spics.
Subaru: MUH AWD MUH BOXER
Porsche: I bought a 991 911 Carrera but I want you to think I know how to drive
Maserati: Someone who likes driving but isn't a retard who buys into the Ferrari meme
Lamborghini: I am one of those people who like to show off
McLaren: I enjoy computers and I want my car to be one, too!
Koenigsegg: I like Metal Gear Solid levels of TECHNOLOGY in my cars
Aston Martin: I am a snob that's too snobby to buy an expensive car that a lot of people like, even though a lot of people like mine anyway.
Ford: My engine grenaded? Reminds me of 'Nam/Iraq/Afghanistan.
Opel/Saturn/Vauxhall: For some reason I wanted to buy GM without buying GM.
Citroen: My constantly-breaking piece of shit needs to have cool colours.
Peugeot: I bought an unreliable shit car with unreliable BMW engines
Lexus: I actually like cars and bought a decent one and I didn't buy into the badge snobbery of the German big 3. I am also a fan of Predator.
Toyota: I just need a car that werks and I don't give a fuck how ugly it or or how boring it is.
Renault: I couldn't afford a Shitroen DS.
Tesla: I would never buy a car that pollutes the environment! Why yes, that IS an iPad Pro. I even bought the Apple Pen because typing is for fags. My wife's son loves my cars.

>>16522300
>tfw no subaru/honda bf

>>16520943
Fully agree minus the GM stab...fair desu but that's the case with any big brand 95% of everything made is for people who think driving is a chore in the way of where they are and where they want to be. Most cars are fucking booring appliances.

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>>16520943
What does mine say about me?

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>>16522911
sure but chev has stopped pretending that their boring shitboxes will somehow make it fun to drive or add excitement to some dullards life.
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Mazda - under powered hatchback = great drive, sports performance, fuel economy, zoom zoom.

GM - shit hatchback = Wi-Fi, Apple car play, Apps, business in the front party in the back

>>16520943
Ford: I don't need to get to my destination I'll stop anywhere.
Mazda: Don't be so Cis.

Guys, what about TVR?

>>16523199
Absolute madmen.

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>>16523199
autist maximus

"Volvo - Lägga den i min röv Jamal"
HAHAH. Google translate is fucking gold.

>>16523216
Why

>>16520943
what does OP's post say about themselves?
IM A FAGGOT PLEASE RAPE MY FACE

>>16520943
Saw an m5 the other day with a license plate that read "MPLANTS" Probably the douchiest car I've ever seen.

>>16522300
>Ford - "Well I have bought fords all my life and they have done me good!"
I have been, am, and probably always will be a Ford owner, and this is highly accurate.