>phone rings >wanna come run over some varmint with

>>16505731
SHE'S OUR GUY!

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>>16505743
Indeed she is! And she's hot AF.
I wonder if they left out the freshener tree because they feared the audience wouldn't be able to handle the fresh™

emma stone is supposedly going to play cruella in the movie.

>>16505762
meant to say
>left the freshener out of the frame

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>>16505774
>emma stone is supposedly going to play cruella in the movie.
such a disgrace

>>>16505731

Who's that fluid druid I.R.L?

YES LETS KILL PUPPIES TOGEATHER


MAKE SURE YOU WEAR YOUR ANIMAL SKIN JACKET


OUR GUY
OUR GUY


OUR GUY


OUR GUY

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>>16505907
Victoria Smurfit

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>>16505918
I hope my Luftwaffe style leather jacket is good enough for her
>tfw no harley to ride with cruella in the rear seat

>>16505731
The Zaiker is a V8, faggot

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>>16505918
>y-you wouldn't kill a kitten like me, r-right cruella? I will gladly help you get rid of those disgusting dogs

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>>16505945

>>16505945
normally any small animal would be fair game, but I spare felines unless they're dog collaborators. My car is powered by a Jaguar after all, dear.

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>>16506297
>dog collaborators

>>16505783
>that porn red interior

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>>16505731
She didn't drive a V12, it's a GM V8, swapped because they said the Jag was too unreliable. Can't make this shit up, I guess they enjoy oil spills rotflmao.
that gm engine is probably the reason she gets btfo
Also
>running over small animals
lmao, get on my level bitch

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>>16507044
>fake trivia

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>>16507051
She drives a Zaiker, it's Mustang based

>>16507075
>modified car
>implying it proves anything against based ford
found gm's marketing team

>>16507051
>>16507082
>deflecting
kys alphonse

>>16507075
>Zaiker
It's a fucking Zimmer Golden Spirit. Get it right

>>16507044
What the fuck is OUAT?

What the fuck 1996 movie was there?

I don't know anything.

>>16507140
>What the fuck is OUAT?
Once Upon A Time. Its a TV show about all the Disney universes in live action. It's shown on the ABC network. On the show, Cruella's car is a Ford Mustang base Zimmer Golden Spirit seen here:
>>16507075
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Once_Upon_a_Time_(TV_series)

>What the fuck 1996 movie was there?
101 Dalmations got a live action movie in 1996. The 1996 movie used a Panther Deville as Cruella's car. Panther Deville's were Jaguar based and were powered by a Jaguar I6 or a Jaguar V12. However, the V12 Panther used for the movie kept breaking down in pre-production, so they swapped in a Chevy 350 V8 for reliability.

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>>16507120
It's not. It's a Zaiker. Looks pretty close to the Golden Spirit, but hers is a Zaiker.
>There's only one Zimmer Golden Spirit in this grouping and the rest are Zaikers

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>>16507163
>Panther Deville

>>16507172
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panther_De_Ville

>>16507163
Okay. Which one is the mature semen demon in this thread?

I know live-action versions of Disney stuff is unanimously terrible. Will I feel bad about jerking it to a shitty version of a movie I watched so many times as a kid the tape broke?

>>16507187
I know the car, I was just laughing at their pun.
>Cruella De Vil
>drives a Panther De Ville
It's like it was made for her.

>>16507195
>Okay. Which one is the mature semen demon in this thread?
The one from Once Upon A Time, the current TV show, played by Victoria Smurfit.

>>16507197
It could have also been a Cadillac De VIlle but they went for the more obscure one, I guess.

>>16507214
A Cadillac DeVille wouldn't have worked without an all new custom body. Movie cars are generally built in 2-4 months in advance for a movie or TV show so they didn't have the time for that. Better to start off with a car that has the right look to start with.

>>16507195

The TV show that's on now isn't bad. It's got some half-assed acting sometimes and a lot of really rushed plot points, but it's fun to see all the Disney IP's mixed into one and there's a lot of decent women in it.

OUR GUY

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>>16505762
>>16505907
>>16507195
You faggots either have terrible taste or have fallen for cherrypicked shots. She's Hillary Clinton tier.

>>16507214
In the original movie she has a classic looking car.

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>>16507497
If Hillary was Cruella tier my dick would have come to life and threatened me to force me to vote for her.
>of course these are blood diamonds, Cruella. How else would I be diamonds if not by pumping blood?

>>16507497
Cruella wishes she was Hilldawg tier in terms of evil. She's a Discalced Carmelite in comparison.

OUR GUY

>>16507497
the only bad thing is the eyebrows

>>16507509
the original movie was made in fucking 1961, they were all classic looking cars

>>16507988
It was classic looking even for that era, 30s style.
Some anons have said it's a Marmon V16.

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>>16507988
>the only bad thing is the eyebrows
lol you're fucking blind
look at those arms, that fucking face, that body

Her name sounds like cruel. I just got that

No.stop.this.meme.isn't.funny.it.needs.to.die.right.now.

Suprised a channer is old enough to make this post. You must be 30?

>>16505731
I'm glad this thread exists, have a bump you skinny armed vixen

>>16508198
for her age, she's bangable dude.

>>16508198
Is it me or does she have fairly large breasts for her size?

No hetero

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>>16509242
you reckon?

>>16508198
I'll take it all

>>16509270
God yes.

>>16509242
>for her age, she's bangable dude.

>>16509270
>for her, she's a bangable dude.

FTFY
>not implying I wouldn't

LETS SETTLE THIS

https://www.strawpoll.me/12136444

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We'd go driving in my car.

>>16509449
bread on hood faggot

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>>16507497
>>16508198
>cherrypicked shots
>proceeds to cherrypick the shots where she looks the worst
lol you must be gay or have a tiny dick, pic related
>>16509459
this
>>16509498
holy shit it's real

>>16509498
impressive

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>>16509602
Very nice
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdcHzquaMh8

>>16508066
I think that's the most accurate assessment of the car.

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>>16508066
>>16507988
I get the impression she is meant to be an over the hill flapper
something like a house matron of the late 20s or early 30s who has gotten old and bitter

>>16509730
I think you're right in the money with the flapper thing, but not that she's old and bitter. She's supposedly a young girl who is mistreated by her mother, who doesn't even let her go outside the house. A female James Dean character, so to speak.

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>>16509904
here is some old illustration from the book

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also her house is kind of a wreck
and sort of 18th century style

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and the reckless driving fits too
although some aspects are almost getting into art Deco
the book is from 1950 ish

>>16509954
Wow, Disney really took some artistic liberties, huh.

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>>16510324
Disney has a track record of being derogatory towards source material

>>16509449
>>16509498
Fuck me, that car is damn near giving me a boner.

>>16510464
would it help if I told you that, underneath, it's a 1970s Volkswagen Beetle? Hell, you can see the turn signals and tail lights.

>>16510464
That sounded gay as fuck lmfao
>>16510468
But it's not. They use the Beetle lights but it has a bespoke chassis and the engine is a Chevy 454 V8

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>>16510468 only the lights are from a Beetle; like >>16511166 said.

The brakes, suspension, steering, drive train, rear end, etc. are all from a Corvette.

>>16511233
So it's a C3 'vette with a body kit?

>>16511252
Mostly; the frame is custom so that the body doesn't look like it was awkwardly proportioned to fit.

The only thing that sucks is that the wiring harness is from a '70s Mercedes V8; it makes electrical work a challenge.

>>16511233
how does it feel to lose to a nissan v6?

>>16511276
>wiring harness is from a '70s Mercedes V8
what the actual fuck?

>>16511568
>implying I care. If I wanted one, I'd buy it.

>>16511578
The worst part: it's labeled in German and uses ceramic fuses.

>>16511827
>implying you can afford one

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>>16511568
>2016 car vs 1970s car
yeah no shit
go take your apples to oranges elsewhere dumb furfag

>>16511949
>2015 GTR - $75,000

Let's see, if I sold JUST my cars:
>1978 Excalibur - $40,000
>1981 DeLorean - $22,000
>1966 Imperial - $6,000
>1984 Indy Fiero - $3,500
>1979 Lincoln Mark V - $3,500

Yeah, I can afford one.

>>16512036
>1966 Imperial - $6,000
>1984 Indy Fiero - $3,500
>1979 Lincoln Mark V - $3,500
Are those decrepit or what? I'd think they'd be more expensive. Well maybe not the Fiero because it's not old enough.

>>16512084
Those landbarges don't have a large fanbase, so prices stay low.
As to the Fiero... There were just so many of them builet. I can see it hitting 25k for a mint low mileage one in the near future, but they'll never go beyond 30k.

>>16511166
>>16511233
huh. I just assumed it was a body kit on a Beetle fram. Thank you for the correction. Did Excalibers ever come with a SBC or were they BBC only?

>>16512036

>1978 Excalibur - $40,000

I was about to call bullshit, but people actually do ask that for gauche replica junk.

>>16512036
How is the DeLorean mate? Can you drive it without the fear of constant breakage?

>>16512176
They are considered Second Generation Collector Vehicles by the Antique Automobile Club of America

>>16512199
Pretentious cars for pretentious people

>>16512084
I priced everything at a realistic selling price; I could get more, but I chose soft numbers solely to illustrate that, if I wanted, I could have a GTR.

>>16512163
Many variants over the years; I just bought my favorite, a Series III.

>>16512195
I've converted it to a Peugeot intake and Ford carburetor; it's surprisingly reliable.

>>16512199
The thing cost over $27,000.00 in 1978; a toy solely for the rich.

>>16512303
How much did a S class cost back then? Asking you because you seem knowledgeable of vintage prices.

>>16512362
A 1976 450SL was $20,037.00

>>16512303
Doesn't it have a Renault engine? Why wouldn't it be reliable?

>>16512404
It's a PRV; not a great engine, but the Bosch K-Jet is a nightmare; plus, Lucas electrical.

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>>16512427
>PRV
Peugeot-Renault-Volvo, right?
>Lucas electrical
Ugh...

>>16512484
Yes, and yes.

>>16512498
I almost bought a 2.1 TD Peugeot 605, it has a Lucas injection pump. I'm glad I pulled out of the deal kek. They're a nightmare, O-rings go wrong regularly and you have to refurbish the whole thing.

>>16507497
>implying you wouldn't ask her to peg you

>>16512543
>not having her grab your dick with her evil cunt's walls instead

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>>16507163
>However, the V12 Panther used for the movie kept breaking down in pre-production, so they swapped in a Chevy 350 V8 for reliability.


yuroshit never ever

>>16512627
>reliable performance car
>never won le mans
pick one

>>16512651
>caring about frog racing

Found the euroshit, it's cute you still think you're relevant.

>>16512663
It's endurance racing, only reliable cars can win it.

>>16512484
>replacement smoke
kek

>>16514964
I don't get it

>>16515444
electrical problems are so common among cars with Lucas electrics that the smell and smoke from short-circuiting wires is considered normal. If the wiring isn't smoking, you must find replacement smoke.

>>16515444
It's a classic joke based on the inversion of consequences. You had an electrical problem that made your wires smoke, so the reason your vehicle isn't working as it should is because the smoke left the wires. Hence, you need to put replacement smoke in them to fix it.

see my vest see my vest
former gorilla chest
see my loafers
'twas former gophers

Is Monty Burns our guy?

>>16516677
>no V12
Nope, not our guy

>>16518560
V6>V12

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>>16520405
can't make this shit up
v12 cucks utterly and completely btfo
will v12 fangirls ever recover from this?

>>16516629
kek

>>16520405
>>16522175
She has a V16, faggots.

>>16522761
The Panther is a V12

>>16523107
and for the movie, they swpped in a Chevy 350 because the V12 gave them so many problems

>>16522761
Nope. She's always had a V8. The original cartoon, the 1996 live action movie, and the OUAT series all had her driving a V8 car.

>>16523687
the animated show has her driving a deusenburg not whatever the fuck you think she drives

stop dick riding a v8 engine

>>16523704
>1 media has her with something different
>'this is the new standard car for her guys, hurr durr"
No that is an outlier to be ignored.
All but one incarnation show a V8.
That is the standard.
And Duesenbergs came with an I8 anyways. No V16 in sight., So still an 8 cylinder engine.

ride the dick faggot. Enjoy it.

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>>16523704
It was a V8

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>>16523687
>Chevy 350 because the V12 gave them so many problems
i guess they like oil spills lmao

>>16523733
>>16524740
That's a Marmon V16

And the Panther is a V12, it doesn't matter if they swapped it for filming because you can't get that info from watching the movie. Stay btfo.

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>>16524845
It's clearly got 8 cylinders.

>>16524835
i think this vette vs gtr meme is the epitome of cancer of this board, but this is still pretty funny

>>16525621
You can clearly see a plug lead from every port.

>>16526315
and there's still only 4
learn to count faggot.

>>16525627
I occasionally post the vette vs gt-r meme ironically. Is ironic cancer still cancer?

>>16527030
>Is ironic cancer still cancer?
yes.
That's like asking if a cancerous tumor is still cancer.

>here in my garage

>>16529046
>i just bought this doozy here

>>16529046
>>16529624
>taiposting
Cancer

>>16527059
kek

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>>16525621
>>16526875
It's a Marmon V16, what you marked in the pic aren't the cylinders but the caps.

>>16532481
>we have marmon fangirls too on the board now
I want off this ride

>>16532731
nice meem

I want /tv/ to leave

>>16509270
you say that but honestly if she was your wife shed be that woman with all of the neighborhood boys ogling her gardening or taking out the trash

>>16534608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4tvNQnncwg

>>16534608
kek, one of my buddies' dad has a smoking hot wife and other buddy of mine actually told him she was hot, albeit not with her there

>>16533728
>implying /tv/
>implying it wasn't that a fell/o/w watched the show and correctly identified her as /ourguy/

>>16535633
>/ourgal/
FTFY

>>16535645
>she
>>16509270
dat manface

>>16535651
THIS
Should have been played by a dude, would've been more believable

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>>16535651
>>16535661
>cherrypicking unflattering pics
spotted the jelly women

>>16535633
>implying this isn't a /tv/ thread now