>Went with some friends in my jeep to the gas station
>Listening to George Michaels "Wake me up before you go go"
>Friends start playing and shit and throwing fuel everywhere
> I get distracted by a magazine in a nearby trashcan
>Walk to see it closer
>Turning my body all the way right to see back (cannot turn left since Im a child)
>See my asian friend lighting a cigarrette
>Station explodes
Kinda miss them
>>16499079
What is this! A greentext for ants?
>>16499269
No, it's a terrible thread. Just let it die.
>Later that night
>Thought I had won an award for the 4th year in a row
>Go up to receive my award, entire crowd of people laughing at me
>Turns out that stupid Hansel had won instead
>Get splashed by a car leaving, ruining my award suit.
>Pleb riding a scooter won the award, doesn't even own a car
Worst day of my life
>Went with some friends in my hachi-roku to the gas station
>Listening to Dave Rodgers "Space Boy"
>Friends start playing and shit and throwing fuel everywhere
>I get distracted by a magazine in a nearby trashcan
>Walk to see it closer
>Turning my body all the way right to see back (cannot turn left since Im a child)
>See my asian friend lighting a cigarrette
>Station explodes
Kinda miss them