>colleague insults my clumsy manual driving, says I should

>tfw no qt finn

>>16494760
... how did you get his gas tank opened?

>>16494760

Why not sugar inthe gas tank?

>>16494947
Salt will cause the internals to corrode.

>>16495009
Salt is a well known octane booster. I keep a sack of sea salt in my trunk and put a 1/2 cup of salt in every time I fill up at the pump.

You actually gave him better miles per gallon, idiot.

>>16495030
> higher octane = better mileage
explain how

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>>16495038
3rd Law of Thermodynamics?

>>16495068
no, not really.

>>16495009

Understandable.

>>16494760

Also, if you live in waemer, sunnier climate, throw some slices of bologna on his painted parts.

>>16495030
This. Use sugar next time.

>>16494947
Sugar doesn't destroy engine or anything. People need to stop falling for this meme

>>16495117
>tripfag
>spouting memememe all the time
shit, i forgot i am on 2010s 4chan

>>16495124
>not knowing the diffrence between a namefag and a tripfag
get fucked, newfag

>>16495117
>People need to stop falling for this meme

>>16495117
Tripfags ruining threads again, what's new?

>>16494760
>>16494947
>salt in gas tank
>sugar in gas tank
You fucks need to get on my level, I top off every tank with a couple rails of coke. One for me, one for the car.

>>16494760

Why? Because you're a shit driver who also happens to be autistic about his shitty, bumpy shifting?

lmao you pathetic loser. lrn2drive shift.

>>16494760
>be pizza delivery boy
>only other guy who drives manual drives like a fucking maniac who just got his car and is learning how to launch properly and shift comfortably
>don't give a fuck
>life goes on

>>16494760
What would clog up the intake filter grating inside the gas tank? If nothing, then what about a bunch of metal "BB" balls? Would those roll around making noise?

>>16494760
Maybe you should get good senpai, or have him try his hand at it and see how "easy" it is.
Personally, i like cars with heavy clutches and cable-driven throttles, but depending on the car, they can be a bit more difficult to drive smoothly. Any time I hop in a mustang or genesis coupe that has neither of those things, my friends are surprised at how easily i adapt to them.

yup this sounds like someone from /o/ would actually do