ITT: Bitches don't know shit about cars. Was waiting to

>both black and female
wtf did you expect?

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>>16492594
Why would you give a shit about what some nigger does? Fuck her, just another good set of panels to buy from some scrap yard once she fucks her car proper.

This is why I dont buy cars from women or minorities.

>>16492594
I used to work in an auto parts store. Seeing the amount of people that came in that knew so little about their cars, it was saddening.

I literally had a woman scream at me because I couldn't look up a part she needed. I couldn't do it, because she couldn't tell me what model toyota she drove.

"Its got four doors and I think its a four cylinder, that should be all you need!! What do you mean I need the VIN?!?!"

Literally one of the dumbest peopl eI have ever seen walk in the door.

One of my favorite stories is some black bitch that came in. She said her car turned off in the parking spot out front. When I asked her what she meant by "turned off", and after 2 minutes of translating babble I figured out her car overheated so hard it shut itself down when she was pulling in. I told her she needed to get it towed to a shop immediately, and that it shouldn't be driven. "But I gots work in 20 minutes, cant Iz jus wait til it start?"

I procceded to tell her the extent of the damage she probably caused and why she shouln't drive it anywhere. She said she got it, and she wait for a truck.

Then I went and helped another customer. 10 minutes later I looked out front and her car was gone. She had gotten one of the other associates to sell her coolant, which she wanted them to put it in.(They politely refused) Then sat in her car and tried to start it until it chocked to life.

People are just stupid, and have no concept of the fact their car needs maintenance like everything else in life. And these same people wonder why their repair bills are so extensive and expensive.

>>16493271
>tansmission
>ehaust

And this is exactly why buying new isn't completely batshit if you plan on keeping the car long past its initial depreciation hit.
(As in: at LEAST 4-5 years, but shooting for 10+)

If you're the only one who was ever in charge of the maintenance, you're never going to face the ghosts of previous owner's fuckups.

>>16493271
>windown

>>16493297
>>16493524
> car mechanics

>>16493310
Seriously I never got how people don't understand this. I like knowing how my car was broken in. I like knowing everything that's ever happened with my car. I don't want some retard buying a new factory turbo car and going WOT with the oil still cold and then selling it 3 years later to get the newest infotainment system and leaving a beat to shit car on the verge of blowing up

>>16493310
That is true, but as you experience more in life you do get an understanding of who is an asshole and who isn't. You can figure out who does maintenance and who doesn't, show is an idiot of full of hit and who isn't.

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>>16493271
This one always gets me

>hey man, my wipers aren't working, can you take a look at it for me
>sure no prob, I'll figure it out for you
>mechanics face when he inspects car

>>16492594
>ftmfw
>>>reddit

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>>16492594
>driving with a female friend
>brakes squek
>"oh god my brakes are so annoying"
>"you gotta oil your brake pads"
>"REALLY?" in a sarcastic tone
>"yeah i gonna do this for you later if you want to"
>"that would be nice, thank you"
>fast forward several days later
>i am at her house
>"you said you will oil my brakes"
>mfw it wasnt sarcastic
>mfw she studies material engineering
>than I slowly went with her throught the process how brakes work and what oil on them will couse, with some help she figured it out by herself how stupid she was

>>16494091
You can put silicone paste on the sliders and copper grease on the back of the pads.

>>16494245
I know, but that doesnt remove the squeking. Or am I wrong?

>>16494091

>brakes squeak
>solution is grease on caliper to pad contact points
>browbeat female engineering student for not realizing you were an idiot making an unfunny joke

Yeah, I think I see why you're friendzoned there.

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>>16493942

i wonder if there's some rich sick fuck that gets off doing this

like he just spends all day every day buying the crappiest and hardest to work on shitboxes he can find and brings them to mechanics to have them fix it while pretending to be the most car ignorant person in the world

>>16494382
Depends on whats squeaking obviously. Have you ever worked on a car?

Work at a ferry service in Canada and as I'm walking to my car after work I hear this rattling and knocking coming from a car. Go over and it's this Flips engine making the noise. Turn the car off and look at the engine. No visible damage. Pull the oil stick and it's bone dry, not even a bit of residue. Tell him his engine is probably fucked and he should get it towed. Tells me he doesnt have time and drives it home. Tells me a few days later that he took it in and his engine was completely fried. Fucking morons not doing at least weekly oil checks.

>>16492594
Surprisingly, we even get this at Mercedes. I've seen brake pads at bare metal, and both times the customer said they'll get it done some other time.

No matter how much I or the advisor tried to explain to them the inconvenience of not having brakes, the customer wouldn't have it. They only wanted the warranty work done.

>>16494933
Only old people and retards buy mercedes

>>16494430
My dream

>>16492715

>their car needs maintenance like everything else in life

That's the problem right there, anon. We're talking about subhuman plebs who go though life buying and disposing. They do this for their relationships, they do this for houses, for their computers, their cars...everything.

Nobody wants to bother with the effort of maintenance, of compromise. That's what keeps our modern economy going.

>>16493484

Who is that shinning example of human perfection?

>>16493271
haha ebin

>>16492594
>negress

So that's why you didn't do that poor engine any service? Because the owner was black?
$19 was too much for you to extend the life of an abused engine a little longer?
Pay it forward? No.
The owner was black, fuck that car.

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>>16494942

>Only old people and retards buy mercedes

I got a couple
>be riding in female acquaintance's car
>THUMP
>car is clearly shuddering from blown tire
>"are you going to pull over so we can fix the flat?"
>"I have a flat?"
>proceeds to begin jacking tire up while I'm on the phone, before cracking the nuts

>be parts runner for a company
>literally just driving around all day
>coworker is ~60 year old limo driver
>good driver, plenty of famous people in his limo stories
>drives a ranger dubbed "white lightening" with 450,000+ miles on it
>doesn't fix his broken head gasket, despite knowing that it's broken, and knowing how it affects its performance.

>friend buys Chevy HHR

>>16494995
I can kind of understand the 2nd one honestly. At 450k miles unless it has sentimental value its probably a better idea not to fix it and save that money for a different car when the old one dies.

>>16495039
The thing is that he just bought his wife a car, and I know he doesn't make enough to get himself a new one too.

>>16494976
Work on your reading comprehension skills you stupid fuck

>>16494995
>on the phone instead of changing the tire

fuck boi status

>>16495093
Called my sister to tell her to pull over, it was her friend that blew the tire.

>>16495064

No, I don't wanna.

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>>16493271

>>16494091
but you do lubricate brakes you dumb fuck. it keeps them from squeaking while braking. its the caliper slide pins grabbing

its not oil but it is high temp grease,

>material science engineer

she was dumbing herself down instead of correcting you when you said oil instead of grease, its called not being autistic and pedantic

>>16495108
>not telling your female to call your sister and let her know you're changing the tire
>spending more than 5 minutes on a tire change anyway, shouldn't even have to let someone know because it doesn't take long

did you change your tampon while waiting for AAA?

>>16494933

>Go to dealership
>We suggest new brake pads
>Nah
>go home and change brake pads myself.
>pads are only half worn.

>>16495135
Is this /b/? Can you at least try to be a bit more subtle? You just come off as foaming at the mouth.

>>16492594
niggers just don't take care of their cars at all. Every time I see one driving, I literally imagine a chimp behind the wheel. Can't expect it to know anything outside of reproducing, eating and shitting.

>>16492715
>>16492650
>>16492594

I part time at autozone and a few hot Latinas come in religiously to get stuff for their cars. Following the scheduled maintenance to the Tee, and occasionally getting upgrade stuff or little knicknacks to customize their shit. Pretty sexy when she's knows everything there is too know about her car and has brand predefences based on studies she read.

>>16492594
>be friends with girl
>her parents lease a new rav4 for her
>"i only buy the premium fuel"
> "i get better fuel economy"
>explain to her that the only difference between fuels is the octane rating and that her car only needs 87 octane
> "well I want to treat my car nice anon"

>>16493560
>>16493297
Mechanic here, it boggles my mind to see how often my boss and workshop manager fuck up basic spelling and grammar. It's like watching a couple of monkeys try to work a computer.

>>16495237
that's not necessarily true, some places have their premium fuels include more detergent, but it's a minor difference

>>16495227
its probably her family, they are very close and help each other out and generally work on their own cars. I once helped a couple mexicans (latins of some sort, they are all mexican to me), at a junk yard. They invited me over for dinner. Food was unfucking believable.

When i was in school i worked in a store's warehouse. My hands got cracked in the winter and a mexican girl that worked the front of the store told me it happened to her brothers and uncles that worked on cars in the cold.

Wow

I don't know much about cars besides change oil, fuel filters and how to grease them and how to replace hub seals on heavy trucks and change heavy truck brake shoes

>>16495333
You sound like a bitch boy

>>16495333
thats still more than a typical idiot normie

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>get in friends car
>brake pedal is softer than month old sponge cake
>front wheels are horribly unbalanced
>lights are way out of position
>can literally feel that there USED to be bushings somewhere
>none of the left side indicators work
>"What do mean Benz, it runs fine"

>friend is taking his BMW for the mandatory bi-yearly inspection
>tell him that one of his rear lights are out
>"Nah bro, it'll be fine. They don't check all that properly there"
>inspection doesn't pass due to the rear light
>"FUCKING IDIOTS NOW I GOTTA PAY $90 JUST TO HAVE THEM DO ANOTHER INSPECTION BECAUSE A SINGLE BULB WAS OUT"

>same buddy is going to pick up a parts-BMW for the one he had
>sends me a snapchat of when he has gotten it on the trailer
>I kindly ask if he has the BE-license, allowing him to tow up to 3500kg
>"Nah bro, it'll be fine - I think it'll go within the rule that you can use 750kg + the cars allowed total weight"
>try to explain to him that thats not how the rule is and that he is way, way over what both he and the car is allowed to tow
>"Nah bro, I've calculated it"
>two hours later he is stopped by a traffic station and found to be 400kg over what the car could tow, and about 1000kg over what he could legally tow with his license, even if he had a proper car
>fined $800 or something
>apparently tried to argue with them on the grounds that since he has experience with driving a trailer (he had a job where he drove with one for a week, I shit you not - thats it)

Why do people have to make it so hard on themselves? Its like struggling against five police officers while you're in handcuffs

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>>16494942
Or people who wants performance, fuel economy, confort and reliability.

>my ride, keep dreaming fag.

>>16495183
This.
Damn coons.

>>16495567
I like an old turbo diesel sd as much as the next person, perhaps alot more than the next person.. but performance.. no.. unless you have tuned your injector pump to hell in back, in which case you don't have fuel economy anymore either.

if by some chance that isn't a turbo diesel.. when the you sure as shit don't have fuel economy either.

Comfort is meh.

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>>16495601
It's a 4.2 V8, 210HP for a 31 years old engine which isnt bad. Fuel economy is impressive, 11L/100 on highway.

Performance, well not for that benz I have a C230K for that.

Just saying that benz are pretty nice car if you can turn a wrench and you are not a faggot.


>tell me honestly that it doesnt look comfortable.

>>16495165
No he does not.
You just got BTFOed into the next century and your vagina still hurts, that's all.
Give it a few days and it will pass.

>>16495389
No.
Is more than your typical amerilard.
It might have to do with the fact that I live in a 3rd world country but around here any guy knows how to replace filters/oil/brake pads/spark plugs/etc.
Only guys that I've met that don't know shit about cars are some fuckboys born post 1995.

>>16495487
I am sorry for being ignorant but where do you live that you are required to pass a bi-yearly inspection?
It seems retarded. I can understand once a year but every 6 months is a little over the top.

>>16495629
>210 BHP
>11L/100 kms on the highway
>impressive

I have a feeling you get almost 20L/100.
Which is impressive but not in the way you would think.

>>16494976
>ignore good advice given
>ignore her incompetence

but race and not shelling out 20 bucks because you're supposed to take care of others cars is what you chose to be mad about.

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>>16495710
I really get 11L/100, hate all you want but that is true.

>>16495729
I meant 20L/100 in city driving. Forgot to finish that one.
My bad. I had a long night.

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>>16495747
In city, yes I have to agree it is thirsty.

>>16494430
Sometimes it makes you wonder...

I work at a high priced, retail repair/tire shop. We charge $120/hr plus big markup on parts, and I swear everyday someones putting $2k+ into a shitbox that's worth maybe $3k.

>>16493271
The filename really makes this.

>>16493271
this is from leddit. the guy ended up driving off refusing any repairs

>>16495653
>still posting your /b/ tier bait
Go to bed

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>>16495880
>getting this butthurt about being nu-male
not even other anon, but you should go get some ice for your vagina

>>16495925
>not even other anon
Why do you keep doing this? It's obvious you're the same guy. Why do you stick to your guns when they don't work?

>>16495058
If he's driving a car with 450k miles on it, I doubt he's the kind of guy who will buy himself a new car instead of another cheap Ranger with 150k miles on it.

>look at transmission
>fluid is at minimum and is black
just because the stealership said that transmission fluid never needs to be changed doesnt mean its true

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>>16495930
>t. consumed by ebin burn
just walk away anon, there's no winning here

>>16495487
>Not living in burgerstan where I can haul my ranger on 35s on a car trailer behind my 3500 utility truck with no special licence and can drive up to 26,000 gvw without cdl

>>16496039
>t. Totally not that other anon, I'm a different guy this time

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>>16496045
>any burger can haul a trailer
>my freshman auto shop teacher had severe brain damage
>from a u-haul trailer tire coming off a trailer coming the opposite direction
>and fucking up his PT Cruiser
MFW U-haul fleet equipments spoop me the fuck out

>>16496105
>fucking up his PT Cruiser
He deserved that much. Sucks about the brain damage tho

>>16493310
>I don't know how to inspect a car before purchase and therfore justify overpaying.

Seriously not hard at all to find a decent 2-5 year old car after its biggest depreciation hit if you can do a good inspection.

>>16494995

My friend bough an HHR SS and turned it into a sleeper.

>>16496105
>PT Cruiser
His brain was already pretty fucked to start with

>>16495567

you can get 3 out of 4, never all 4

>>16496149
That would have been worth the ugly looks if he had the turbo version too, but he had the 2.2L

>>16494976

t. ladarius laserious dejuan dety'rawn dejackson clinton-merrill, IV

>>16496156
nah i assume the first PT cruiser was a boomer mistake because muh retro styling and "headroom"
>we all make mistakes
the brain damage was evident when he got a second to replace the wrecked one

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>visit relatives
>hey anon you got those new brakes for your car yet
>what new brakes?
>uhh the red ones that everyone has lmao dont you have those? i do cuz my car is still being paid off i got the red brakes for free
>look at his car
>this fuckhead who is supposedly related to me just painted his brake discs and calipers with hardware store spraypaint
>didnt even take the wheel off first so the wheel has a bunch of red spots
>painted one of my grandmas wheels too before she yelled at him to stop wasting paint
>he gets pissed off, goes in his bedroom, slams the door and starts playing metallica at max volume while banging on the walls
>i dont know what the fuck i've just witnessed so i leave
he's like 47 and from what i've heard he throws these tantrums whenever someone tells him he's wrong

>>16496208
>the brain damage was evident when he got a second to replace the wrecked one
Kek

>>16496215
>painted his brake discs and calipers with hardware store spraypaint
What a fucking genius. I'll have to do this next time I need paint flakes all over my car

>>16496215
>50 y/o temper tantrum
can i be this cool?

>riding with female friend in her auto Altima
>On the interstate going 70+
>Notice her car is really loud and look over at her tachometer
>Over 4k RPM
>Wtf
>Look over at shifter and she is in 3rd
>Tell her she is in third and she says no look it's in D
>Shifter is laid out 3->D where you have to push the selector to the right when you are in third to select drive.
>She never knew this and had spent at least two years driving in third gear.

>>16493271
$5000 FIRM if you want it

I NO WHAT I GOT

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>>16496287

>>Shifter is laid out 3->D where you have to push the selector to the right when you are in third to select drive.

I have never seen this. I don't believe we'd tolerate that sort of thing in the land of the free.

>>16496287
hahaha, there goes the valve body 3-4 solenoid.

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>>16496358
It's pretty common.

>>16496379
It's pretty retarded

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>>16495487
There is car towing limit??
used to tow trailer with mass up to 3t while on paper it was 750kg with Galaxy (same trailer with brakes cost shit load more)
I knew that I would get fine for using trailer over 750kg weight with B license, but..
> find out that each kg over limit is 1€ on top other fines. fug :DDDDD

>>16495237
If it's a lease 2 own it makes sense kind of. If it's just a lease then it's pretty damn dumb. 87 gas will get worse gas mileage because it holds less energy due to being up to 10% ethanol, so vehicles will always get worse mileage on 87. It seems to burn a bit less cleanly as far as residue inside the engine too.

It probably won't matter, but don't be a douche about it dude.

>>16495689
"bi-yearly" can mean either every 2 years or twice a year.

He lives in Norway and it's once every 2 years.

>>16496390
why is it retarded?

>>16496425
Nope.

Bi-annually means every two years.
Semi-annually means twice a year.

>>16496461
Biannual = twice a year.
Biennial = once every 2 years.

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I went to a restaurant with a friend, and he had someone I hadn't met coming later. I met the dude. Seemed like a nice guy as we all start talking.

>"Hey! You two would get along! He likes cars too!"

The dude shows me a pic of his car...
Toyota Corolla "S"... oversized cheap wheels, diy-quality stripes running all over the car, some sort of ebay aftermarket spoiler, ebay intake, and apparently he had a "custom exhaust" made.

I don't know what to say as I stared at this abomination... so I just nodded my head and pulled out my phone and showed him my Mazdaspeed 3. At this point in time, it had 335hp, lightweight wheels, nice suspension, etc.

I told him I was a mechanic, now an engineer, I liked track days, autocross, blah blah blah...

We keep talking and he obviously doesn't understand anything at all when it comes to the automotive world. He constantly says stupid shit that doesn't make sense, and I just didn't feel like correcting him.
>"manuals are cool, but my corolla shifts faster than most people"
>"I got the spoiler because I was going too fast around corners. Now it rides on rails"
>"I got the"S" because I wanted something sporty"

At the end of the night we get in our cars, and he pulls up next to me at the stop light and revs his engine... it's 9pm on a saturday... cars everywhere...

Light turns green and he floors it. He almost runs in the back of a minivan, then swerves between a ton of cars, cutting off several people and almost causing an accident ... I get a txt later from my original friend laughing at how I got "smoked".

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>>16496493
>"I got the spoiler because I was going too fast around corners. Now it rides on rails"

>>16495272

I work in IT and I have coworkers who can't spell worth a shit. When I get emails from them I wonder how the fuck they managed to work in this field for decades and have such horrible fucking spelling/typing skills.

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>>16495155
>Change plugs in car one weekend with >some weird ass not oem parts.
>Take car in for some recall shit.
>Get car back, service writer tells me I should have them change plugs since they'd checked and they'd never been done.
MFW

There's a reason a lot of people blow this shit off.

>>16494995
>>friend buys Chevy HHR

TOO FAR

>>16496415

>implying ethanol doesn't have an octane rating of 113 so it's added partly to increase octane
>implying nearly all gas you can buy at the pump isn't already E10 (10% ethanol)
>implying modern engines aren't tuned to burn E10.

>>16496688
Don't forget
>implying higher octane combusts at the same temperature
>implying this won't lead to knocking and misfires

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>>16496156

>they'd checked and they'd never been done.
Did you note down in your service history book that you'd done then? I bet that's all they bothered to check.

>>16495487
>rationalising that an overweight trailer is fine because you have experience
Idiots.

On the other hand, I've towed almost 3 tonnes of sand behind a Ram. It can handle that, but with a trailer brake, which the trailer didn't have. Got kinda sketchy in an emergency stop.

>>16496493
i had a mate like this with a VU manual ute he was the biggest dumbass when it came to cars

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>>16493271
The better version

>>16495629
> 140hp 2.4l straight 4, 35 year old engine

Get cucked faggot, B23E

>>16496493
>gets smoked by riced out POS
>makes up excuses

Own up to it like a man.

>>16495758
fix your headlight wiper.
Nice m roadster

>>16494976

Are you fucking stupid? Why is it anon's responsibility to pay $20 for some other moron's bad decision?

>muh charity
>whitey gon' pay fo muh car

No thanks.

>be me years ago
>know nothing about cars
>be coming back from camping trip w family in separate car
>thought it would be fun to floor it up an on ramp
>car immediately makes a metalic churning noise
>back it all the way up the on ramp to a gas station
>car only makes noise going forwards
>father decides to drive car
>going 90 something mph
>can hear churning noise from inside other car
>suddenly churning noise stops
>metal plate falls off car
>4 years later much more knowledgable about car
>still no clue what part was
>about to buy said car that still runs perfectly

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>>16496051

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>>16496493
>implying your fwd mazda is any less faggoty

>>16496105
Wasn't the haulers fault, uhual should properly check trailers and hubs before every trip, which they probably don't. 80% of us know how to haul, the other 20% we can't do anything about besides ridicule at boat ramps and truck stops till they learn to not be stupid

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>work at shitty auto parts chain
>woman comes in
>father told her to ask for a battery
>she immediately seems like the type who will immediately assume i'm taking advantage of her lack of knowledge
>battery terminals are corroded so hard they've all but welded to the lugs
>lugs fall apart as soon as i touch them to take them off
>battery is fucking leaking straight onto the frame, it has rusted through and is dripping into the chassis of the car
>manage to talk her into buying some more lugs after showing her they had fallen apart in my fucking hand
>basically pleaded with her to go to a mechanic before the car falls in half

i have many, many more stories
life at this place is suffering

>>16494956
Ah, the bane of our existence.

Imagine if our society made quality and longevity a priority.

>>16498595
Kek I've thought about getting a job at an auto part store

>>16498473
probably an exhaust heat shield.

>>16498959
The funny thing is that I bet we'd still be buying and selling cars often. Right now people want the latest infotainment system, if we prioritized longevity people would want the latest "STRONGEST VEHICLE - GUARANTEED TO BE A HEIRLOOM" or similar shit.

>>16498595
>I have many more stories
>Doesn't post any in the almost 4 hours since
Bitch, you know the drill. Get over here and tell us stories.

OP's story remind me of story from when I was younger

>At Walmart buying an oil filter and some oil
>I proceed to check out, Female cashier
>Immediately raises eyebrows and says she needs to see ID
>Me, being a young smarts at the time, asks when has oil had an age restriction and give my ID so I can just speed things up
>She immediately declares the ID is fake and calls her manager
>Manager walks over asks what's going on
>Manager gives me back my ID knowing its not a fake, and Ihope knowing there is no age restriction on oil
>He does ask what I was planning on doing with purchase, saying that he needs clarification for his documentation.
>Told him I was just trying to get my oil changed
>He apologizes for the inconvenience and says next time I should just bring my car to the service station and have professionals do it
>I laugh hardly and walk out after a 2 minute purchase took 10 minutes

>>16498595
Tell stories, gaylord. This thread is made for them.

>>16500168
wut? What did she think you'd be doing with it otherwise? A meth hybrid?

>>16496215
PLEASE tell me you made this up.

>>16495227
sounds like my sister.

>>16492648
This. shaniqua don' give ashit about you, your car, or doing things right.

>>16495183
A big sign of this for me is always tires. Fucking bald as fuck, underinflated tires on pontiacs man...

>>16496362
Must have had pretty good passing power on the highway though lol

>>16492594
"Guys read this fiction I just made up"

>>16496390
Not really. All it does is skirt the regulations in america for needing a button on the selector. I think Chrysler does it as of recently.

>>16500168
>taking all that time to type a fake story for attention on 4chan

Whats it like being such a pathetic loser?

Are you morons so stupid you actually believe any of these stories? This is even worse than r/askreddit.

>>16495758
>USDM headlights
Fucking gross

>talking to girl I know
>says she spun out on the highway because it was wet
>ask her if her van is rwd, fwd, or awd
>"what does that mean anon?"
>please kill me

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>Brother and his girlfriend would rather drive two blocks in a circle so they don't have to do a 3-point turn to parallel park
Fucking why

>>16498589
>wasn't the haulers fault
did I say it was? However they could have done a hub check, anyone that rents a u-haul and doesn't is retarded
>they probably don't
way to hedge your statement which is already verified as public knowledge
>80% of us know how to haul
no you don't, I've been to home depot

>>16503130
Kek I'd probably do this, I didn't learn to parallel park because lolAmericanEducation

>>16493271
>>16493942
I don't know man I gotta side with the customer
>understand that the car may explode at any point
>just want my wipers fixed, nothing else

>>16498473
flywheel cover, or dust pan, or what ever your country calls the box covering flywheel

>>16492715
>niggers
>people

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>>16494976
SHHEEEEEIITTT!

>>16492661
This.

Last one I got had drugs in it. And I wasn't the one that found 'em.

>>16504073
greentext pls

>>16504073
I wonder if it's easier to get drugs by buying shitboxes from 'that' part of town...

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>>16496493
>be so smart
>have 333.33333 hp
>get chopped by sporty corollla

>>16503779

> I didn't learn to parallel park

Just go do it. It's not like it's hard to do.

>>16503779
I learned to parallel park, but have never had to use it.

I live in a rural area, total population of the entire county is like 20k. I'll never need that skill around here. Probably couldn't do it now because it's been 8 years since I got my license.

>>16496493
This is why you don't have any friends

>>16501898
I don't really care if they're true as long as they're entertaining

>>16494976
>The owner was black, fuck that car.

Actually, this is exactly it.

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>>16494933
>I've seen brake pads at bare metal, and both times the customer said they'll get it done some other time.

Picture of how to save money on brake pads and rotors.

>>16495487
>Why do people have to make it so hard on themselves?
Because wishful thinking limits what facts they decide to accept or reject as invalid.

>>16494976
nigger detected

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>>16501726
>Tfw you used to have good tires on your car but too broke right now to afford new ones
I'm secretly always worried other car guys will see them and judge me

YOU BLEW IT

YOU COULDA GAVE THE QT GIRL POINTERS ON CAR MAINTENANCE AND SHE WOULDA MORE THAN LIKELY WENT ON A DATE WITH YOU

INSTEAD YOU WERE ANGRY AND RACIST AND YOU WENT HOME ALONE TO MAKE A THREAD ON 4CHAN WHERE PEOPLE LIKE ME WILL INSULT YOU AND BERATE YOU


I BET YOU LIKE BEING KEKED ON 4CHAN

>go to stealership to get oil change done because it is winter and I got no garage in this shitty city appartment
>they call me and tell me my coolant needs to be renewed(and stress that it must be done every 2 years instead of the 5 listed on the owner's manual)
>for 70 shekels more
>tell them no
>get car back
>oil filter was put wrong and leaking

And that is when I bought a Haynes and a bunch of tools so I would never walk into these places again

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>>16506002
Everytime I see a nicer car with shit tires I always judge hard.
Sorry dude.

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>>16508201
problem is my car isn't nice

>>16508201
>>16506002
same if i see a sporty car on some china tires i just smdhtbhf

>>16494976
The thought process of every SJW

Assuming OP would have pocketed out if the customer was white. Assuming someone who had ran their car on dirty oil for fuck knows how long wouldn't come back in a year after the free oil change and complain about their non-working engine.

>>16493310
What about a 5 year old car that has been serviced without fail at the dealer?

>>16494995
Fucking HHR. I had one for a loaner once. Dreadful.

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>>16496105
>Implying he didn't already have brain damage owning a PT cruiser

>>16496215
What does he drive

>>16509422
ha!

>drunken family member is having trouble removing brake drum
>Been at the bastard for hours, big hammer, swearing etc
>Go to help
>Release handbrake
>Drum falls to the ground

>>16500764
i will try and get pictures

>>16496215
sounds like high grade autism

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>>16494995
>friend buys Chevy HHR
Hit too close to home

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>>16496493
>>"I got the spoiler because I was going too fast around corners. Now it rides on rails"

>>16494995

>friend buys chevy hhr

i have a friend who bought an ex-rental chrysler 200

>work for Toyota Entune tech support
>lady calls in completely irate
>says her brand new Toyota died
>says she just bought it that day
>tell her she reached the wrong department, but make small talk while I type up the notes for transfer
>"so what happened prior to the vehicle dying?"
>"I had just filled up at the gas station, then drove a few miles and it died on the highway."
>goes on to tell me she WAS having a good day because "the price of diesel went down about thirty cents."
>try to stifle my laughter as she reveals on a recorded phone call that she filled her Toyota Corolla completely full of diesel fuel because the "dealership didn't tell her not to" then drove it until it died.

>>16510176
you've posted this before havent you

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>back when i was taking my drivers test in like 2006
>lady is grading my performance
>we come up on two parked cars and she tells me to parallel park between them
>theres obviously not enough space to fit my car in there, fucking women cant gauge distance for shit
>tell her my car wont fucking fit there
>"can we find another spot? Its not going to fit"

>test failed
>"practice your parallel parking anon"

>>16510571
>not stopping the car right next to the space to show that it can't possibly fit
your own fault desu, maybe you couldn't gauge the distance properly, seeing as you were a beginner

>>16510573

I did that. I was literally right next to the spot looking at it. If I could magically slide my car sideways like a hovercar it would have fit in there with like 2 inches of space in the front and back. Theres no way to parallel park into something like that.

And instead of finding another spot where my car would actually fit she just checked the park job off as a fail.

>>16510585
depends on width of car and whether there was a curb, and if there was, whether going over the curb would've failed the test or not

>nigger women
I can only imagine the stupidity

>>16492594
>tfw too intelligent to change oil

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>>16504935
oh dear fuck

>>16504935
I still don't believe someone would actually manage to go this far. My aunt had really fucked up rotors, braking felt almost like there was ABS on permanently because the rotor was so wobbly. And this piece of shit rotor barely looked different from a new one, you just the wear at the edge of the rotor. I can't imagine what it must feel like to brake with that rotor in your pic.

>>16510176
Hey toyota brother. I work at a stealership selling, tried calling about prime apps once cause I'd never set it up before but the dumb ho didn't know what I was talking bout

>>16510593
going over the curb in any situation fails you in NH, not sure about his location

>>16510523
I have

>>16510729
Toyota gave us exactly zero training over the primes. They have those dumbass CY16 11" systems that aren't like any of the other systems we have so we have to either transfer or fly blind

>>16494976
Typical nigger expecting handouts

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>whats this metal poking out of my tire?
- grandma after i had just ridden in the car with her

>>16492594

>Caring about someone else's ride

>>16493271

>tfw my list was 10x longer than this and I loaded that truck to 1.5x times it's rated capacity multiple times everyday
>It was much easier to list what was good on it

>Drivers side window
>Surprisingly the forward gears

Everything else was damaged to some major degree

>>16492650
>fender bender

That's more like 'Bumblebee's hangover.jpg'