>Went with some friends in my jeep to the gas station >Listening

I too had some friends die in a freak gasoline fight accident. Sucks man, I'm sorry

I'm, like, totally sorry for your loss anon. Perhaps an orgy with midgets would help you get through the pain?

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>Later that night
>Thought I had won an award for the 4th year in a row
>Go up to receive my award, entire crowd of people laughing at me
>Turns out that stupid Hansel had won instead
>Get splashed by a car leaving, ruining my award suit.
>Pleb riding a scooter won the award, doesn't even own a car

Worst day of my life

>>16492423
>>16491453
Have you practiced your Magnum pose yet?

>>16491453
They were in a Bronco you fucking retard
>>16492423
That was the day before

>>16492766
Did you think I wasn't a yew-goog-alizer?

Also, wtf. I posted that greentext, and now there is a picture of a 5.0 coyote engine that I don't even have added to it. How?

>>16492788
And that wasn't the op image...wtf? Who's the cuck mod trying to force Ford down our throats?

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>Went with some friends in my hachi-roku to the gas station
>Listening to Dave Rodgers "Space Boy"
>Friends start playing and shit and throwing fuel everywhere
>I get distracted by a magazine in a nearby trashcan
>Walk to see it closer
>Turning my body all the way right to see back (cannot turn left since Im a child)
>See my asian friend lighting a cigarrette
>Station explodes

Kinda miss them