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>wake up
>you suddenly feel unusually rejuvenated
>there's a note in the nightstand
>"you have the power to make any vehicle completely reliable"
>go to fridge, there's another note
>"the catch however, is that for one vehicle that is augmented, you increase one level of high-functioning autism. Use it wisely friend".
Which car would you choose to be reliable at the expense of your genetics?
Pic related is an unreliable piece of shit that would really benefit of this power.
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>wishing for some material replaceable thing to be better at the expense of your health
I believe op already is high on the autism scale.
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>>16459463
The things I would do to my brain to get one of these truly reliable.
Air suspension failures (on the early 90's models anyway), head gasket would blow, heater core would crap out. And the usual "typical British engineering" complains; rust, electrical failures and oil leaks.
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>>16459507
this
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>>16459463
>making a boring as piss sedan reliable in exchange for autism
>not making an exotic performance machine that would actually be fun reliable instead
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>Make rotary engine (RX-8 if you're such a nitpick) completely reliable
>be the Hero /o/ deserves but not the one they need
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>>16459480
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>>16459463
Just had that same car kill a catalytic a month ago, head gaskets a few months before that, and also has always leaked oil. Glad to know it isn't just me OP. I'd choose the Caddy.
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>>16459463
make this beautiful sack of shitfuck drivable.
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>already autismal but only enough to give me depression and anxiety about being a failed normalfag
I'd just go off the fucking deep end so I can be one of those retards totally disconnected from reality who needs a handler in public and gets autismbux. I'll fucking flip shitboxes on craigslist using my power just for the sake of being so autistic I'll never have the mental capacity to be sad again.
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>>16461242
A thousand fucking times this. Exactly what I came to this thread to post.
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>not posting the crème de la crème of land rovers
Maybe now it's going to be actually worth 70+ grands.
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>>16459463
>Fuck you rust
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If by reliable you mean ZERO maintenance no matter how long you own/drive despite using 87 octane, than this. Autism is just a state of mind.
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>>16459463
First of all I would augment some extremely high end luxury car or sports car, something that ordinarily requires intensive maintenance
Second of all my autism is already maximum so if I augment more than one vehicle I would risk spontaneously combusting
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