Chaps and chapettes of Brit/o/, as well as unsightly America

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Obligatory official moon vehicle

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Top campers last meet

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Apparently I'm a tripfag today, because I found my old trip. He's another one from last meet.

Wake up lads

If you're not racing a 90s sub-2l hatchback down the quarter, are you really racing?

>>16453862
oi why arent you giving us a shoutout if youre giving the seppos one ya pommy pooftas

>chapettes

We're like one of the least attractive boards for grills, dont fool youtself

>>16456204
Bruh, say that to my car at the next meet, look for the ultra rare factory colour aw11

>>16456204
We have a grill called Danny.
>>16456184
We like Aussies <3

USC is known as being the place where the car scene goes to catch an STI, so we might even be able to get you laid :3

As always, if you want to join the Brit/o/ community, post a throwaway email here and we'll send you an invite to our Slack channel where the Express Banter and Premium Banter is manufactured.

>>16454109
NO RENAULT NO

>>16453862
Real talk is there a more "ultimate" street car than a 1.2 Vauxhall Corsa

How does anything else compete.

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>>16456204
We have traps!

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>>16456548
Come on let's say it together now. Mer-ci. Merci.

>>16456571
>doesn't post lewds

>would go
>drive a bone stock shitbox with 110hp
>also live in socialismland so 10 hour drive from anywhere interesting

>>16456654
Did you see the pictures of the Midlands Tick meet last year? There's a big panorama of everyone that went, I was 4th or 5th out of 10 ranked by power and I was on a motorcycle. We had a shitbox cup at the last drag meet at Shakespeare County Raceway too, which was won by a qt in a naturally aspirated 1.3 Starlet.

>>16456668
I was planning to go to the tick too but work got in the way

If I get something that isn't an oil spewing MG I'll see if I can get a weekend off, but it's still a colossal drive no matter what

>>16456672
Well we will all be looking forward to mocking your MG. Could be worse, you should see the rust on the Shitbox Champion Starlet :')

>>16453862
>xxx show
>3 day music tents

So it's a music festival with cars? It sounds like a weekend in the worst parts if Amsterdam, plus cars

>>16456689
I don't recommend the XXX show. The tent is the most sweaty place you've ever been. Regardless, music festival with cars a best. You can drive to the toilets and such then.

>>16456696
They seem to be playing up the "bass honeys" a lot too, I take it the clientele are self described "lads"?

>>16456698
I'm a lad :( this isn't /r9k/. Maybe you'd prefer our April meet at Shakespeare County Raceway. Racing only, much smaller, not really any crowds.

>>16456704
Perhaps I would, it seems that this particular meet is for degenerates and normies, and I doubt I could keep my cool for 3 fucking days

How much is the use of a trap for the weekend and how many are available

>>16456711
If you don't go to the music or sex shows, you won't see music or sex shows :^)

>>16456712
already booked :^)

>>16456722
Then why advertise??

>>16456715
But I will see the clientele of those shows

>>16456733
You're going to see Charlie at any brit/o/ meet

>>16456736
I can handle small groups of cunts, 4000 would trigger my autism so hard I'd end up crashing my shitbox into the sex tent

>>16456736
This is unsanctioned bullying and will be reported to Danny.

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>>16456755
You cannot report me, I need not abide by your rules for biological beings.

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I can't believe brit /o/ actually has this guy in it

>>16456786
>When that Impreza is local to you
Why is Stoke so shit?

>>16456786
>pictured: Brit/o/ High Invigilator of Member Behaviour

>>16456786
Is that Gaz from Two Pints?

>>16456780
>posting Clio without her wheels on from the back
You people aren't even fans, you're just exploitative

>>16456786
Is that Julian

>>16456786
Top cunt

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The Brit/o/ Boyz

>>16457048
umm, you don't get to bring friends?

>>16457048
What a bunch of cunts

You only have one fat fuck, I must attend the next meet to bring up the fat fuck ratio

>>16457073
No one is fat rly, the panorama stretches it. Do you think Starlets are that wide standard...?

>>16457079
Fair point, in that case I have no choice but to lug my 22st along

>>16457085
What do you drive, new friend? Are you pro or anti trap?

>>16457093
I'm the MG guy from earlier that said I'm not driving several hundred miles to the mega show, but would be up for the tick since I'm less likely to go full Glasgow and glass someone

I'm pro trap, but only in the cases of feminine penises

Are we doing the Tick as well this year

>>16457102
Tick has been done doing some other touge instead.

>>16457104
Could I request something a bit further north so I can actually go?

>>16457111
If you plan it, organise it and advertise it to get people to go, sure. We have quite a few Northerners and most of the people from South don't bother going to meets anyway. Make a thread nearer the time, include a map of the route and some cool pictures, maybe join the slack and plan with us in there? What's your email senpai

>>16457118
That sounds like a shit ton of work and I'm a lazy Scotsman though

>>16457122
This is why Scotland has never accomplished even the most rudimentary of 4chan car meets

>>16457131
Pretty much, we're a nation of lazy drunkards and anyone with a hint of ambition leaves as soon as they can afford to

>>16457137
Well unfortunately every meet so far has taken a lot of work. Tickmeet took a lot of work, Dragmeet substantially more so, even mini meet and shootmeet took work. If you want one local, do the work and take advantage of the fact that you have people who are willing to travel.

WHERE IS THE GOOGLE DOCS FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>16457156
Local to me is probably 300 miles away to you mate, the most local that would be semi-convenient for everyone would probably be the lake or peak districts, unless you really want to drive up to the central belt and enjoy all the speed cameras, potholes and socialism I can offer

The only quality roads around here are farm tracks that make great rally stages, but not so much a touge

>brit/o/ will laugh at me for my """"""""""""modern BMW"""""""""""" autotragic M135i
feels batman

>>16457161
>automatic BMW

What's even the point?

>>16457165
never owned an auto before and it's a really good 'box so I thought I'd give it a try

>>16457170
Fair enough, but I personally wouldn't bother with a automatic """"drivers car"""""

>>16457161
>bringing a fast vehicle to USC
Pls no, I don't want want baiku to be beaten by a standard BMW

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I kind of want to come from belgium. Looks fun as all hell. I wonder how i would compete in the handling track.

>>16457189
The handling track is usually won by a Subaru at Fast Show
http://www.thefastshow.com/handling.php

>>16457201
Dont care about first place that much.
but still im curious to see. Ive been thinking of organizing autocross in belgium

>>16457208
You would be more than welcome to come with us. We have several groups coming already with the intention of camping, drinking and racing together so feel free to bring mates.

>>16457208
Post email for slack invite

>>16457229
When i get home ill try to find my 4chanspam email

>>16457229
Guy with the scirocco here. Use this email address i just made. [email protected]

Why am I at Ford's of Winsford? What wonders will I test drive?

>>16457189
As long as you bring a few slabs of Jupiler with you, you're more than welcome.

Around 10-12 slabs should do

>>16457189
>>16457327
Bring me 24 Maredsous Triples and I'll pay handsomely

>>16457348
Brit/o/ Belguim Beer Run when lads?

>>16457229
I could never get Slack to work without having to pay a subscription for it wtf :(

>>16457176
Well I've driven plenty of manual """""drivers cars"""""" so it's not like I'm missing out. I felt that the manual in the M135i was a little weak compared to some I've driven (E46 M3, Civic Type R, blobeye scooby) so I went for the auto meme.

>>16457391
Just post an email, receive email, click link, choose username

>>16457452
[email protected]

Go for it then

>>16457452
[email protected]

here you go blud

>>16457484
>>16457490
Sent. See you in the chat/Warwickshire in April/Northamptonshire in August

>>16457312
FoRS
MuGT

>Driving all the way to Northampton from Blackpool for driving
I might do it. If I can convince a mate of mine to go too, I'll do it

>>16457617
>not coming alone for maximum awkwardness and autism

>>16457621
thats exactly why I don't want to come

I might not even be able to make it because I'm possibly going abroad around then, which is the exact reason I couldn't make it to the June meetup last year

>>16457617
There will be loads of people there, bring friends or don't, you'll definitely make some there. Especially if you have a cool car and we want to tastesignal

>>16457626
oh come on man you'll make some good friends and the awkwardness only lasts a little while until someone gets brave enough to break the ice by saying nigger

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>British 4channers meeting up
What could possibly go wrong?

>>16457742
everything, which is why they're so great

>>16457742
H-hey, our first meet was totally without incident!

>>16457742
That was /v/ right? I was supposed to be going but completely forgot until a few days later

Looks like I made the right choice

>>16457798
fairly sure it was /int/ who arranged it

i guess other boards picked up on it

>>16457617
I live in Burnley if you want to link up on the EM-SIX

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Whats in the blurry box?

>>16458112
WELSHCAKES AND SLAGS

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Close, but no cigar

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Delicious pressed plates

>>16458157
>>16458168
Nice! Pics of them attached to the Dolly please!

>>16458380
Unfortunately it's pissing it down so that is a job for another day. I have lots to do to the dolly now

Rule Britannia

Still trying to decide if I should do USC or not.

Want to but lolunemployed and counting the pennies.

>>16454109
>That strangely arousing K11

>>16456791
Thought this was the bloke from Whitley Bay?
Sure I've seen him on the odd cruise

I might come along in my R53 if my autism permits it.

Do you guys bully?

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>>16459383
Bring it down

Can't wait for Shakespeare County Raceway in April

>>16459383
Partial bully. A lot of the bullying isn't really bullying but memes. You should come senpai.
>>16459296
All K11s are arousing. Why else are you in a 4chan Micra Club thread?

>>16459383
are you the mad cunt from Horsham/Crawley

Dragstalgia and run what you brung is the best shit at Santapod

prove me wrong

>>16460252
Run what ya brung is awesome. We'll be doing it at both Santa Pod and Shakespeare County Raceway this year

>>16460239
Nah m8, I'm a mad cunt from Newcastle.

>>16460353
ah fug there's another mad cunt from my ends who drives an R53