>reborn >ditched the beemer and has a Twingo now I'm

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>he even did the sunrise photo

>>16444833
>elliot rodger reborn
>has a twingo

I believe a story required

He finally found peace in the next life

uncanny valley holy fuck

WHATS THIS MANS NAME

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>>16446937
may twingette be with you

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Meme magic.

Holy shit.

>>16449596
https://mulpix.com/post/1004789251985891407.html

>>16444833
Seems to have gotten surgery on his jaw as well. Really living up to the LA stereotype.

>>16449945
>Seems to have gotten surgery on his jaw as well.
It's called losing weight, working out and just uncovering what was already there

>>16449961
I thought Elliot's chin was a bit recessed compared to this guy's.

>>16450971
well this guy is in many ways luckier than elliot

>>16446927
it's magic

>>16444833
Can we crowdfund a BMW E92 for this guy just to see what happens?

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>>16453052

I laughed way too hard at this and probably harder than I should have

>>16453052
somebody quick, make a kickstarter!

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>>16449831
>mfw this guy is named Matt
>mfw i'm called Matt

Why there's a lot of matthews who are literally autism?

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>>16449639
>dat star wars reference
>dat twingette

>>16453599
maybe because your mom was the mattress?

>>16453606
probably
she's a bitch desu

>>16453629
now I'm sad.
hope at least your dad is cool.

>>16453599
Matt reporting in

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>>16453641
dad's cool but he's a jerk. at least he likes cars, and always brings old cars to fix.
tomorrow we'll start working on a mk3 golf we picked up in.

>>16453651
Yo, my man.

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>>16453599
>>16453651
No, I am Matt

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>>16453052

>>16453822

wait, that car is still around?

>>16454333
hard to say where it ended up
but the vin is there if you want to know more

>>16453822
>>16454333
>>16454366

Is this Elliot's old car?

>>16455584
apparently

>>16444833
Should have got a Benz.

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>Rich
>BMW
>Girl's weren't begging to ride his dick

How did he fuck up so badly.

If any one of us had his life we'd be rolling in pussy.

>>16456552
judging by what he posted on social media, he had the most toxic personality. not even clever toxic and/or sociopathic, just a walking cringefest of the worst kind with literally no social skills at all.
on top of that he was insecure as fuck and women find male insecurities repulsive.
he could have scored easily if he wasn't such a personified fedora.

>>16456552
what ever negative personality he harboured was probably made worse by living in LA

some time out of the city and training body and mind would have done him a world of good
just some time to form his own mind and not get caught up in what he thinks other people are all about

>>16454333
was found in a junkyard recently, probably still there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scXw-Gjqnig

>>16456552
He was doomed from the start. He was an antisocial kid who sincerely believed that people should kiss the ground he walked on, and couldn't handle it that it wasn't the case.

>>16453052

Jalopnik breaking news:

>4chan trolls buy Elliot Rodger look-alike 3 Series BMW as social experiment