>post your car
>we all try to guess each other's occupation based on each other's cars
Inb4 shitbox owners claiming to make 6 figures
>>16428867
hairdresser
>>16428867
Tech support
>>16428862
Also tech support
>>16428867
Full time cock sucker.
>>16428912
construction
>>16428904
Can you greentext how the interview for a position like this would go?
>>16428912
Construction
>>16428932
>gobble gobble gobble
>>16428942
Stripper at gay club
>>16428912
College student?
>>16428859
>>16428942
General contractor?
Not mine, but just like it.
>>16428960
Loose or pouches?
>>16428952
Soccer coach
>>16428951
Veterinarian
>>16428859
Bought it in August
>>16428959
Pensioner
>>16428989
bar tender, lol
>>16429009
Actually a project manager for a software company. Close though.
>>16428954
Physical fitness trainer
>>16428946
A 3/4 ton truck is an awfully strange looking Miata.
>>16428958
Nope, even though I have hauled equipment with it.
>preowned dealership owner
>>16429022
Software engineer.
>>16428867
Mech engineer
>>16428960
Car salesman
>>16429042
my dad
>>16429042
Professional lucky bastard
>>16428942
Any occupation that requires you to never use the bed, never get it dirty and never use your turn signal.
>>16429006
college trust fund baby
Not mine but pic related
#4 prostitute in my village
>>16428859
CEO of Shitposting Inc., Melbourne
>>16428859
Middle eastern prince
>>16429110
You work in a office probably make $18 an hour and still paying off that car
>>16429166
Eh, close enough. I cheated though, it's a company car. No point buying a second car until I move on, so saving for that.
£55k a year office job.
>>16429174
>company gives you a blue corvette
fuck off...
>>16428952
Sc2s are so great. Had one as my first car
>>16428871
>>16428902
>>16428904
Lmao I don't frequent /o/ but why all the s2k hate?
>>16429188
Oh woops, I dun goofed. I'm the post above it. My bad.
>>16429246
Not getting (You)s is suffering i know
>>16429174
I wouldn't be surprised if you work for gm kek
>>16428859
professional liar
>>16429066
Film Agent
>>16429301
Bdc secretary
>>16428862
Retail
>>16428867
Sales/Advertisment
>>16429006
Military, branch doesn't matter. Graduated from training recently.
>>16429189
same here, still going strong after all the abuse and practically zero maintenance it endured when i was a teenager.
>>16428929
>>16428934
Where does this answer come from? I don't see it
>>16428947
This is correct
>>16429206
Look up "sour grapes"
>>16429166
Nope
>>16429456
Administrative assistant
>>16429482
You own a adidas store
>>16429582
repair tech
>>16429593
Basically, yeah. Aviation maintenance.
Pic related. Mine is rusted and horrible
>>16429206
It could have more power, also you see people wanting one new with a warranty which you can't get, because they are used to american cars brand new lasting only 3 years. also could have more cylinders. Not my words, just those of the board's if you're new.
>>16428902
I used to do IT but it's a shitty field, even if they're happy, they're still mad.
I'm a programmer and also work 4 remote web dev jobs.
>>16429603
sounds like fun. what do you work on?
>>16429435
Way the fuck in left field.
2.5L V6 MG ZS 180
>>16428862
Student
>>16428867
Part store worker
>>16428952
Photographer
>>16429042
Web coder
>>16429482
Nurse
>>16429681
Student or gas station
>>16429796
You have something that involves construction or transport
In blue tho
>>16429769
So I'm still in the ball park? Manager?
>>16428859
Salomondrin
>>16429815
Carpenter
>>16429824
Office/retail
>>16429868
Boomer living off pension
>>16429893
Taco bell
>>16429942
>Taco Bell
No, señor
>>16429966
Then autozone
>>16429978
Wrong again. But still in the right pay grade area.
>>16429815
>>16429042
Not quite, Cisco network engineer
My shitter, had it 5 years now
>>16429990
You work at target or something?
>>16430017
Vape shop.
>>16429990
Cisco network engineer
>>16430025
Nope, it's not something a teen normally gets.
just try
>>16430045
Pizza delivery
>>16430037
Audio store or something, give me a clue
>>16430062
Greeting cards and shipping
>>16430045
Is your car being repaired?
>>16430064
Gift shop or something. Florist? Lmao
>>16430072
I work at a hallmark distribution center lol
>>16429815
professional My Summer Car e-athlete.
>>16430119
high school music teacher
>>16430025
>>16430027
Neither. But Target was close enough, a grocery store.
>>16429852
Nah I'm blue collar.
>>16430206
You work at a refugee camp?
>>16429486
i dont get it
>>16429705
Little bit of corporate, mainly Beechjets and Hawker 800s, and a little bit of regional jet stuff. I'm more on the corporate side though. I work at a repair station kind of deal so I get a little bit of variety to it.
Not mine but looks exactly the same
>>16430105
You do roofing
>>16430119
You do tours
> >>16430206
Unemployed
> >>16430296
Retail
>>16430322
Plumber
>>16430370
Parents with money
>>16430370
Manager of a car wash
>>16430384
No I bought it myself
>>16430385
Not even close
>>16430370
You're a welder or something blue collar?
>>16430399
Owner of a Vape Shop or a Shop of Hats that can only be worn backwards.
>>16430402
Hint
>I drive for a living
>>16430384
Close, not a plumber. Related field. I am a Chevrolet Sales Representative. Either way when I am done a buyer I'm three feet deep in thier shit pipe and they say thank you for letting them go home in thier new Gobernment Mobile.
>>16430418
Fastest Uber IN THE WORLD.
>>16430411
Kek
>>16430432
Actually made me kek
Someone MIGHT remember what I do, but whatever.
>>16430105
Something involving a button-up shirt.
What mods should I do to this?
>>16430443
>>16430418
Not Uber but close
Another hint
>The driving I do can get pretty loud
>>16430476
Highway Patrol Super Trooper? Aka the Professional Donut Destroyer with a Gun?
>>16430457
Drag racer
>>16430502
>>16430476
I only help people with my job not fuck'em over
>>16430543
Wambulance driver
>>16430555
>>16430543
You got it dude. Also nice trips
>>16430206
doctor in europe
Exactly this but grey and no dents.
>>16429700
I know this isn't related to the thread's topic, but how did you get out of IT onto programming.
>>16430639
My grandpa
>>16430674
fuckin' kids
>>16430699
you fuck old rich women for money?
>>16430418
Pro human bean and real hero
my jellybean
>>16430639
bootleg foodstamps
>>16430679
get off my lawn!
>>16430384
No you big ol' fuck I'm a college student
>>16430699
gypsy king
>>16429942
>Office/retail
Nope
The guess above that would've been closer.
>>16430699
Professional Indian
not mine but have the same car
>>16430904
German oppressed by liberal regime, trying to make ends meet.
Or an alcoholic cretin from the lands east working construction but mostly petty theft and whatever.
>>16430814
Mid level IT for a regional company
>>16431093
Accounting or medicine
>>16431289
You enjoy your job doing HR for a small construction company in rural Ohio. The sexual harassment is annoying, but you're not gonna quit.
>>16428859
bought it from my dad for a dollar
>>16431289
>fmic on xb
low level management
>>16431321
>snow a/t tires
>xterra
engineer
>>16431349
>old merc
>europoor plates
either your dirt poor or swimming in money
>>16431386
You sell monster energy drinks in the 11th grade locker room for a dollar more than the costs.
>>16431395
>>old merc
>>europoor plates
>either your dirt poor or swimming in money
I live in America though.
>>16431396
im 28... but this is correct
>>16431485
orange memestang?
some early 30s paper pusher
Guess what I do, faggots
>>16428912
teacher
>>16428942
no job
>>16428951
professional lesbian
>>16428952
Wendy's
>>16428954
Desk job
>>16428959
You did or do something in manufacturing
>>16428960
literally no idea, maybe a stay at home mom
>>16429006
Desk job
>>16429042
Cool guy; maybe your hobby has a lot to do with your job. You are a mechanic on some level.
>>16429066
work from home, live in florida
>>16429110
Small business
>>16429150
Thai Ladyboy
>>16429868
You don't fucking daily this
>>16430017
works in a verizon store
>>16430040
PLOT TWIST! no job, you got fired a few months ago
got tired of doing these, y'all have boring cars
>>16430648
I ended up using it to automate everything. For example, I took a 45 PC cloning job we had to do at a previous shithole which took over 60 combined hours of stressful labor and brought it down to less than 3 hours of just pushing buttons and waiting. Have a thousand stories of stupid jealous coworkers and even the entire company giving me shit over it because it worked too well which is exactly why I quit this shitty field to go program.
The best part about programming is how you can turn it into new businesses that nobody is targeting. There is no limit on the market because it can all be done remotely, you don't need to be in the same city. This is called SaaS. Even if you are the best at IT, you can only get businesses in your city, and even if you do everything right, everyone still hates you. Fuck IT.
Basically the same exact car, rims and all.
The only difference is a tinted back windshield.
>>16431395
>low level management
kinda close.
Government patent attorney.
One of these.
>>16431563
you work a government contract at a call center.
Customer Service Rep in a rural town.
>>16431605
Barber, something with hair.
>>16431554
you work in IT
>>16431563
You are a furry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNdbwuYS97k
Generic photo, same colour and wheels.
>>16431714
Professional baguette fondler.
>>16431668
No (also that's not a job)
>>16431648
>you work a government contract at a call center.
Not a million miles off, but not quite.
>>16429174
You work for RM auctions in england.
>>16431815
It is so a job.
>>16430825
damn whippersnappers...
>>16429482
professional nigger
I'm from a certain Urban demographic
>>16430296
Student
Not mine but similar.
>>16432558
Corrections officer
>>16432427
You do something with cars for a living
>>16432211
Dentist
>>16431981
Drug dealer
>>16431362
Drug dealer
>>16432670
>You do something with cars for a living
Yes, I'm a repo guy and part time bounty hunter
>>16432670
Retail Manager
Pic is generic, but same everything.
>>16428867
Gas Station Attendant
>>16428942
Power Line Maintainer
>>16428952
>>16428960
>>16429006
Welfare
>>16429042
Mechanic
>>16429066
Accountant
>>16429456
Desk job at whogivesafuck, LLC
>>16430639
Unemployed
>>16430814
College
>>16431851
mascot
Military
>>16432753
Joke's on you, I'm a hydrogen sulfide controller assembler
the morning after I first bought her.
>>16432770
fuck your cars.
that 300 in the background is going so fast it induced motion blur and looks a million miles long.
>>16432770
Fluffer
>>16432843
Professional Shit Piler
Stop fucking posting pictures if you're not contributing.
>>16428942
>>16430040
>>16430105
>>16430322
>>16430370
>>16430639
>>16431554
>>16432843
Cowboys?
>>16432843
What's the army like?
>>16428952
My first car. I still miss the one suicide door, it's surprisingly useful and a pretty slick looking car.
I'm guessing either college student, teacher of some sort or retail?
>>16432850
It's a limousine you dip
>>16432905
You work in the pizza industry
>>16432905
Apprentice Dick Sucker
>>16432905
Nice, not a fan of the American headlights tho...
>>16430699
Armenian?
>>16432916
Air force
>>16432902
>>16432866
>>16432916
sheep farmer
>>16432944
Hahahaha
>>16432866
I do live in a cowboy town and keep chickens. I despise this place though
>>16432910
Actually my first job was a dish washer at a Boston Pizza restaurant, since then it's been all construction or oil and gas industry.
>>16432916
Love the FD, and ya I don't mind the bug eyes but I would like to JDM swap it. The car is to beat up for me to want to put money into it though. It's just a dd. I used to have a jdm turbo sw20 also.
>>16432982
Manager at verizon
>>16433019
Call center
>>16432982
Low tier supervisor of a chain restaurant.
>>16433005
Gas station attendant
>>16433019
College fag or trade job.
>>16433026
spot on
>>16433024
You repair copiers
>>16432739
Pretty far from the truth actually. Are you an engineer?
Here's my other car.
Not mine but exactly the same, except mines covered in salt.
>>16432753
I set up an LLC and in my state they support Series LLC, I found the idea entertaining for the one filing fee you could set up a thousand fake companies.
>>16433088
Uber driver
>>16429042
A better version of me.
Not mine, but exactly the same.
>>16433038
>>16433015
No im a bagger/cashier at a grocery store but im gonna get my CDL and get a truck driving job as soon as possible cuase I don't like my job
>>16431605
Army or Air Force posted at Nellis
Lets hear it
>>16433365
undertaker
>>16433005
drug dealer
>>16431480
trailer park manager
>>16431526
>Fuck IT
Already starting the transition.
Anyway thanks for the reply, and take care.
You'll never guess
This should be fun
>>16431223
>american bumpers
vomit-inducing
>>16433846
19 year old youtuber
This should be a gimmie
Guess away.
>>16431514
>y'all have boring cars
>doesn't post his
Busrider get out
Mine
>>16434219
Successful minecraft livestreamer
>>16434198
Kuusamolainen metsäukko tai turisti (jolloinka veikkaan puuseppää tai raksaheppuu)
>>16434101
A VERY succesful minecraft livestreamer
>>16434095
Not a very succesful minecraft livestreamer
>>16433846
18-year old working in their dad's computer store
>>16433805
Underage -> unemployed
>>16433706
Some engineer
>>16433628
factory worker
>>16433365
I'll go with undertaker here as well
>>16433143
Stay at home mom for one child
>>16433115
Mob boss in an old movie
>>16433088
Caretaker for the elderly
>>16433081
car parts salesman for some bigger store
>>16433024
Print shop manager
>>16433005
You sell more drugs than you consume
>>16432982
Laundromat manager
Now someone guess this one
>>16432864
>Stop fucking posting pictures if you're not contributing
>posting a picture of his car
You're the one that isn't contributing
Are you retarded?
>>16433893
Its a golf not an amg mercedes or a mclaren
>>16429815
naver
>>16434412
>Successful minecraft livestreamer
Man, I wish.
>>16429150
don't need to work because made it in life
>>16434485
I want to make cumstains on you are seats
>>16434485
thai ladyboy haha
>>16431504
Early 40's civil servant
Phone said fuck you and went back delete everything typed. Not redoing it.
>>16429871
welfare
Not mine, but same car.
>>16430238
It's an old fable where a fox tries reaching for some grapes but can't get them. He assumes then the grapes are sour anyways so why should he want them
>>16430238
>>16434945
That's not how it goes, the fox tries to have sex with the grapes because he is a furfag and then the grapes break up with him on the spot and become sour. The tree was already dead.
>>16431382
A shitty photographer
>>16431514
>Guess what I do, faggots
Pretend you're Ronnie Bacelo on the internet for le epic troll
>>16434613
loool ;)
>>16432866
My long lost dad ?
>>16433393
Close. He's from vault 34
>>16429942
>Carpenter
Nah, only when my dad has his summer holidays (teacher) and gets bored, resulting in him making up projects for himself to keep busy
>>16430128
I gave up on that game, got a bit repetetive in the end
>>16430609
Paper pusher for IT company
>>16430814
Work in a sporting goods store
>>16431362
Mechanic
>>16432753
Something to do with lumber
>>16433005
Unsuccesful pimp
>>16434198
Unemployed or you work with fresh goods in a larger super market
78 midget, what do i do?
>>16433026
Funny enough there's a guy in my building that drives a 2015 Nismo 370z and he's a call center supervisor for the government.
Weird.
>>16434412
>Underage-unemployed
Software Engineer in Silicon Valley
>>16429482
Dennis.
>>16436722
nostalgic miata fag
>>16436455
Cell Phone Service (ATT&T, Verizon, Vodafone) Sales Manager
guess
>>16438313
russian soldier masked as "rebel" annexing krim
>>16438382
unemployed gran turismo ps1 fan
>>16434867
former cab driver, now uber driver
>>16434796
not so wealthy soccer mum
>>16429815
Wiki says green plate is for tradesmen comes with reduced road tax.
Do you have to be self employed to get the green plate?
>>16438887
Nah, its just how the vehicle is taxed. Anyone can pretty much drive anything as long as they have the license for it. All it does is limit you to three seats I think. Four seats and above has to be registered as a "passenger vehicle", "light truck" and so on
Its actually a really retarded classification system, as it makes cars with more seats more expensive than they should be. We have a "vision" here in Norway that we're going to have 0 killed and 0 heavily injured on our roads, and making it so that people, primarily young people, cannot afford to buy newer, safer vehicles
After the vehicle has been registered for 10 years its free to put in more than 3 seats. If you do it within the 10 years you have to pay a fee to have it re-registered. This fee is based on the difference in value between the same car registered as "passenger car" and the car registered as "tradesman vehicle", and the fee goes down 10% each year its registered.
I'll probably re-register mine as passenger vehicle when I get hold of some seats & belt kits for it
>>16429150
Full-time Italian aka unemployed
It's the yellow one. First answer will get it
>>16432558
Professional Vape Reviewer
Slowly thinning out the horde
>>16434485
bike "mechanic"
>>16439853
triumph toledo
>>16440169
>>16439853
I'm an idiot, you're a mechanical engineering apprentice
>>16440165
i imagine a cute Malaysian twink with short black spikey hair who is sub 5'9
Not mine but the same.
>>16434485
penis inspector
>>16438932
We have a similar thing here which is why I got curious and asked.
Norway doesn't seem like the kind of place where self employment is encouraged and it struck me as odd to have a special allowance for Tradesmen.
My 4 door L200 was registered on private car plates instead of light truck ones, so tax is €680 year instead of a flat rate of €200. Insurance is higher too.
All because some idiot thought the armrest in between the rear seat was wide enough to fit a person.
>>16428859
>>16440712
Self-employment is, when you read into it, seemingly more attractive than working for anyone else, or having a business where you have to hire someone
When you run your own 1-man business you get huge tax & fee cuts, your workshop or whatever doesn't have to fit any work environment rules, no rules on working hours and so on
Having employees means you'll have to pay a tax for each employee, and those employees also have rights to paid sick days, work place safety environment bullshit and so on, which can make your life as an employer a living hell
Guy I know who runs his own mechanical workshop, doing any type of work & manufacturing, has said that as soon as he'd hire a single person as an employee he would have to spend about $110 000 or something for safety measures, equipment and taxes so that that employee would be allowed to work there
>>16440675
no homo ofc
>>16429150
1.8?
>>16440964
yes, the HGT / HGT Abarth is the 1.8
this one, it's good for a teenager.
And pretty badass when it's modified.
>>16441092
What a dumb, this one.
>>16429153
Trades
>>16429497
Mother
>>16429577
Artist/fag
>>16429582
Meth addict
>>16429868
Professional boomer
>>16430028
Black person (jobless)
>>16430465
You work in a restaurant and make payments on that thing
>>16431248
Startup or real estate
>>16431460
you do handiwork
>>16431498
Degenerate