>"uhhhh....why is your car so old anon? Can't you

>>16396946
>mfw own an evo and all the girls I know are scared of it and don't ever want to ride in it

if a bitch pulled that shit on me Id act lost and drive far away then make her get out when she get mad

hoe got a cell

Who the hell are you, seeing as someone else is driving and you're merely talking about my car what the hell are we doing in this person's car, why the hell are you talking to me about dropping you off somewhere instead of talking to the driver about it, and where the hell has the passenger headrest gone on a car this modern?

>>16396969
>if a girl rejected my advances I would kidnap her against her will and take her into a forest far away and drop her off there
But yeah we totally do not have a cultural problem and you are totally not acting entitled or anything..

this is getting screenshotted and uploaded to reddit btw

>>16396946
>Evo
Yeah, they're gonna love the interior quality in those

>>16396989
>this is getting screenshotted and uploaded to reddit btw
And you can stay while you're there. Not because you're in the wrong, but simply because of acting like a complete faggot. :^)

>>16396989
the fact that there are actually people like this makes me laugh

I dont know how giving someone a ride is an advance tho I can guarantee I didnt ask a bitch to ride with me

Is newer evo's even any good ?.

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>>16396946
shut up bitch you're lucky i owe your dad or you wouldn't be getting this ride to school

no buckle up, vtech is kicking in

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>wow this interior is really cheap
>why is the ride so bumpy?
>can you shift smoother please
>where do I plug in my phone?
>it's so noisy in here
>why do you have air brakes?
>these seats are weird

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>>16397019
>she actually has time to buckle up before vtech kicks in

>>16396946
If you cant fuck her in the back on a bed your doing it wrong

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>>16397072
Forgot pic

I once gave a ride to an eastern European girl, she was impressed that I owned a ten year old civic.

>>16396946
>even talking to self entitled slurries
If the slut is in a hurry she can get her own fucking car and drive herself.

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>>16397026
>why do you have air brakes?

Things women have never said for $2,000, Alex.

>>16396946
what are you talking about bitch? i'm in the back seat...

>>16397072
i got a 2 door hatchback senpai, blankets and pillows in the trunk put the back seats down and we fuck for a good 3 min love that car desu

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>people still drive El caminos?
>are these swivel seats?
>why is yours so louoooooOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAHHH

>>16397104
I once dated a korean (she was recently imported) girl and she was surprised that my car was 17 years old and still filly functioning.
I guess gooks throw their shit away after 3 or 4 years.

>>16396946
SURPRISE TWIST
she's actually talking to the driver while she stares at Chad riding in the back and giving him those bedroom eyes

>>16397129
You laugh, but I've gotten that comment before.

To be fair, it was a really annoying BOV so I took it off.

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>>16397019
OOH SHIIIII

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Bitch he ain't got no EVO VI

>>16397135
>fuck for a good 3 min

damn so you hit it twice?

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>all these shitsubishis

Got the Evo right here, hop in

>>16397164
hell yeah dude have to put all my will power into it

>>16397240
nice
i know that feel bro
sometimes she's even lucky enough to orgasm

>'16 my
>Old
What the fuck is this cunt on about

>>16396946
What the hell do I know? Ask the driver, whore.

Bitch I don't even have passenger seats. That is supposed to be a silent indicator to you that I don't want passengers.

>>16397176
Would you take me with you? I can help you with maintenance, hell I can source most parts for that car because I know some people that specialised in them, ten years ago a good one was available for 36k€, now your looking at 200k€, recently found one, that didn't have matching numbers and he still wanted 160k€...

>>16396946
No, but you can get out right here.

>>16396946
Why don't you turn around and ask the guy driving the car you dumb bitch?

>>16396946
no qt3.14 we're going to mexico so i can trade you to the donkey show and get some parts for my shitbox

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the ultimate fuck shack

>>16397549
You will be lucky if you get at least light bulbs

>>16397568
naa she's cute as fuck, he could probably get bulbs and wiper blades

>>16396946
Shit no girl would say ever

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>Giving a shit what women think about your car

>>16397564
Yeah if you want to Fuck fat ass Cindy in her sweatpants while her son plays soccer.

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This is why I removed the passenger seat on my miata. last girl that asked(or ironically asked) If I could take her near her house, told that bitch to take the dollar bus and fuck off

>>16396961
Every word past "EVO" you just made up.

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>almost fumigated a woman with petrol fumes wafting from the fuel tank
PROTIP: dont fill up before you take her out in a carbed car

>>16396946
>transverse engine
Disgusting

>>16396989
>I am going to break international copyright laws in order to bitch on a website ran by someone who edits user posts

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>>16396946
>"Woah anon cool car! I love muscle cars!"
>"The seats are so soft its like a coach, so comfy!"
>"Its so loud haha!"
>"can we go for a ride?"

>10 minutes later
>"How do I open the window I need air"
>"its so hot in here
>"Its too loud"
>"Why does it smell like oil"
>"I have a headache"

>>16396946
>uhh if you're so angry why are you looking at me like you wanna fuck right here and now?

>>16396946
>>"uhhhh....why is your car so old anon? Can't you get something better?

because it runs fine and is paid off

>...actually can you just drop me off at Chads house so I can go for a ride in his Evo?"

no, this is what the shovel and lye in the trunk are for

>>16397673
nah your just gay...
>fucking aids on wheels

More like
>wow anon, this car is so cool and vintage
>Wow, this is the best $1000 anyone has ever spent
>This is way cooler than my car
>That looks like a cool classic
All have been said to me

>>16398725
Wut car?

>>16396946
So?
If she's a shitter, why do you want her? Let chad have her skank ass. Are you that desperate?

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>>16396946

Chad's in the trunk baby. Did you think I was making those muffled screaming noises for the last 3 hours?

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>>16396946
>ditch the skank
>give Chad a brojob in his Evo
The obvious answer, duh.

>>16398740

1999 Nissan Maxima

>>16398853

I've been away from /o/ for about 8 months. Are you the new resident gaylord? What happened to StolenRecaros? Did he finally die of AIDS?

>>16398897
Yes, I am the newest cumdumpster, please abuse me and make me your bitch.
As for StolenRecaros, I'm curious to his whereabouts too.

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>>16398922

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>>16396946
>my car is almost 10 years old and I still consider it a "new" car

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>>16398924
Tried, didn't work out so well. Fixing a Honda to try again.

>>16398928

Just buy a GM, it will do it for you.

>>16398948
K thnx
Any preferences, or is it universal?

>get a brand new Lexus GS F sport
>the only two girls I've ever had in my car never mention that I've got a nice car

Whatever, it's still pretty great

>>16398962

Any of them will do. If they don't stall-out at freeway speeds and roll 30 times, they'll drop a gear and refuse to shift out of D, causing you to drive into a fucking wall and explode.

Or they'll just be so unreliable and of such depressing build quality that you end up shooting yourself in the head.

>>16398976
garrett?

>>16398922
Probably caught the aids

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>>16398976

>The salesperson from the dealership: a 48 year old Italian women who's ridden in Ferraris and couldn't give two fucks about your entry level "sport sedan".

>Your mother, on her way to the hospital, after she suffered a rectal prolapse from spending the long weekend with me.

But seriously Anon, the only girls who find a Lexus F Sport impressive are dumb club sluts. Decent girls like trucks or muscle cars, not self-fellating douchemobile imports.

>>16398988
>trucks
>muscle cars
are you a fat man who lives in Missouri?
if so then yes,
otherwise no

>>16399022

>Wasted 50K on a Japanese """""""SPORTS SEDAN"""""""
>still can't get laid

Eventually you'll learn, even if it's the hard way.

>>16399022
He's talking about his sister anon

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>>16397443
>mfw

>>16398988
>trucks and muscle cars

Why do I get the feeling that you drive one or both of those and you're only saying that shit because you want to feel cool?

>"Well Stacy, if you like fast cars then let's try this: let's go get Chad and his EVO and we'll have a race. Whoever wins, gets to drive you to dinner because you diserve to be with a winner, don't ya?"
>Chad laughs at my purple Suzuki
>HI BOOST on my GReddy Profec
>launch control
>mfw 250whp and under 1800lbs
>smoke Chad because he was granny shifting not double-clutching like he should
>MISHFIRIN SHYSTEM can't save his ass
>"Woah, anon! I could've never seen that coming! It doesn't look like much but that ride has to have something special inside...just like you!"
>SCENE MISSING
>le sexy times with 3D girl
>SCENE MISSING
>SCENE MISSING
>wake up
>realize I'm a lonely weeb with an absurdely insane turbocharged shittoboxu
>realize I got so much /o/tism
>play "Remember Me" by Leslie Parrish
>remember her
>tear up
>blast into the night

>>16397041

S A V A G E
A
V
A
G
E

>>16399109
>play "Remember Me" by Leslie Parrish
My nig.

>>16396946
>implying i have a passenger seat
bye bitch

>>16396946
N-no please my 04 wrx is very hayai.

>>16396946
> Why are you so old? Guess I can get a younger girl.

>>16396989
>If a girl straight up implied that you were worthless as a prospective mate because of your car, why would you inconvenience her? meanie!

Because a finger for a hand is the gold standard of justice.

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>>16397129
>giving a friend a ride to work because his car wouldn't start
>we get to the office and are getting out of the car
>"what the fuck is wrong with your brakes?"

>>16396946
>why is your car old?
Because I like old cars.
>can't you get something better?
I thought you were pretty good tho
>can you just drop me off?
Sure.
I've been single for five years, I'll live.

>>16396946
bitch it's a classic there is nothing better & na you can walk this thing gets 11 mpg

>>16399029
>buying any car to get laid

>>16396961
faggot

future GF shows up in Honda Pilot and asks if I'm into cars
I show her my old IMSA license and current SCCA Log Book
Now she brings her Mazdaspeed Miata
She's a pretty good driver
never lets me drive, except between the sheets
life is good

>>16397722
idk man it's probably pretty likely all of it is

I have a pickup truck. The girls that like it, like it.

>>16396946
>chad driving one of the most maintenance-intensive performance cars available to the common man
>>16397004
>>16397012
I have to assume that anon was baiting.

>>16397868
>>"How do I open the window I need air"
>>"its so hot in here
I'm lost, does the window not work? What happened?

>>16396989
Lmao nice b8

>>16399790
Probably never used crank windows

>>16397081
>oh, I don't need a lift anyway. You propably need to take your wifes kids to school anyway. Chad said he'd give me a ride. Bye!

>>16399060

Why do I get the feeling you're underage?

Girls lovein order,
Motorcycles
Hot rods
Trucks

>>16397143
I spent two years in Korea and I think I can safely say most older cars or modified cars were owned by military members on post and not local Koreans. I've only seen a hand full of sub 2000's cars in Seoul.

>>16400083
0/10 b8 harder

>>16396946

Chics love my 69 Beetle, they loathe my Elise.

>>16400083

Never met a chic that's given even the slightest fuck about motorcycles.

>>16396978

>why the hell are you talking to me about dropping you off somewhere instead of talking to the driver about it

kekkk

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>>16396989
>if a girl rejected my advances I would kidnap her against her will and take her into a forest far away and drop her off there

There is a law against that. It is a criminalized so you can actually be arrested and handcuffed for doing that to her. Depending if there is a witness available, you will be charged with intimidation and the witness can turn that into attempted rape. Attempted rape in my state does NOT require that you actually laid hands on her. You only need to intimidate her (which you did) AND to perform some type of negative incentive action against her (which you did by dropping her off in either a risky area or far away). To be convicted of attempted rape means your future jobs are trash and you are legally banned from having certain specifically listed jobs and licensed occupations.

>>16400083
Fat man who lives in Missouri detected

>>16396946
>implying i'll drive her another fucking meter after she dares insult the lancer
why is she there in the first place?
what sort of piece of shit complains about someones car when they're getting a lift?
sort your fucking shit OP
of course we're going to kick this stuck up cunt out
fuckin gon got me mad now
goin for a cruise

>>16401528
>people fuckin with anothers car
why do cunts think this is ok in any way?
even if the person has a complete rust bucket of shit you still dont fuck around with another guys car
cunts need there knees capped

>gf has a cheap econobox
>still prefers to ride with me because comfy heated leather seats

>>16401673
>gf wants to save wear and tear on her car and fart up your seats
ftfy

>>16396946
Implying qt's even know or care what an evo is

>>16397072
>took out the back seat of my e46 sedanso i can make it lighter
>took out the firewall so I could fit a small matress
>bitches love bmw's
>bitches love cars with beds in them

>>16396946
Bitch, I drive a 1 month old workvan. Now shut your mouth or you'll be worked on in the back.

>>16400083
>Motorcycles
As a biker I must say no. Yes some girls like a guy that rides a bike, not the bike.

>>16400261
>Never met a chic that's given even the slightest fuck about motorcycles.
I've met a few, all bikers themselves. But even my girl doesn't really give a shit about my bike, she likes me riding and being on the back tough.

>>16397641
still nice when your 00' bmw gets complimented by a qt after you put all that work into it

>>16402515
This. Most girls just like the 'danger' aspect, not the actual danger.
Of all the girls to ride on the back of my bikes, only one has ever actually wanted to ride again (and ended up getting her own).

There's a very sudden realization that there are no doors, no dash, no roof no seatbelts and the wind shear exaggerates this.