You're driving on a single lane road through the twisties

Same thing as always
>engine brake to 5 over the limit
>engine brake to limit if tailgating still
>engine brake to 5 under if it continues

File: is-this-not.gif (979KB, 500x212px) Image search: [Google]

979KB, 500x212px

>>16378271

>Slam on brakes
>Rams your backside
>Act like you're the injured party

this is the kind of thing i wish would happen it would be so much fun

I drive trucks. I don't care if pic related has some hunger to get my hitch through his bumper cover. I ignore tailgaters.

Deploy my oil line and him spin out

Try to figure out what exit I took that got me to Ausfailia

slow down
roll down windows
call the guy a faggot

>>16378271
Take my foot off the gas and slow down to 10 under the limit.
Maybe chuck a spark plug or 3 out the window if he gets really obnoxious

>>16378271
Administer aggressive brake test

It's a Commodore with plastic spoilers, doesn't change the fact it cannot turn to save its life.

everyone here feigns being a car guy

everyone here is just a douchebag trying to commit insurance fraud

everyone here feel so bad about themself they would lash out at a total stranger

>>16378319
My older shitbox that's significantly lighter handles ok.

When I can afford some decent tyres it will be even better

File: 28930679665_ad5406e73d_h.jpg (263KB, 1600x1066px) Image search: [Google]

263KB, 1600x1066px

>>16378271
Turn on eurobeat and beat off the night

shift into s gear then floor it
roll down my window at the next traffic light and say whats the retail on those?

>>16378356

>Beat off into the night

File: 1478946546083.jpg (60KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

60KB, 500x500px

Turn 360 degrees and drive away

>>16378308
You keep spare spark plugs to toss out of your window?

File: IMG_1364.jpg (24KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 480x360px

>>16378271
Let him pass when there is room because I'm all about a comfy drive

>>16378456
Yes. You don't?

Find a turn out and let him by because I've got nothing to prove to anyone. Also because if he's out to have some fun going fast why should I spoil it

>>16378271
Laugh that he's stuck behind my 80HP shitbox, then do this >>16378280

File: image.jpg (23KB, 218x312px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 218x312px

>>16378456
>not carrying car rock/car rock substitutes
It's like you never owned a car

>>16378456
Lol not him but I actually do have spare spark plugs within my reach as the driver, I might do this one day

File: 1K0HKOH.jpg (59KB, 480x458px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 480x458px

>>16378425
Don't mind if I do

>>16378271
Speed up as much as possible to get that ass hat going at a good clip. Then dump the box and half of roofing nails I have in my passenger floorboard.

>>16378574
Trailer life.

Pull over and let him pass, if he keeps it up about speeding I should see a crash up ahead.

>>16378271
Signal to let him overtake, then tailgate him instead to see if I can keep up, much easier to drive in the twisties with a car to keep pace with

>>16378271
use the window clean spray for my rearwindow so he gets it on his front hehehehehehhehe.

File: 1436866444390.jpg (120KB, 610x556px) Image search: [Google]

120KB, 610x556px

>>16378271
had a cunt doing that to me once driving through the mountains in my 97 1.5L lancer
he stopped after he almost rammed me, made me miss my turn because i couldnt slow down enough with the cunt right up my ass and turn off was a round a corner with no signage any where
nothing pisses me off more than a fucking tailgater

File: image.jpg (96KB, 886x665px) Image search: [Google]

96KB, 886x665px

Continue on with my 78 HP 3 banger putting away, getting 50MPG

File: Do_you_smell_it_it_s_that_kind_of_smelly_post_the kind_of_post_that_smells_smelly.jpg (5KB, 157x200px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 157x200px

Floor my own supercharged V8 cranking out 650 hp.

>>16378319
this, i'm in a stock subaru so he's only gaining in the straights but will literally die trying to catch up.

(no joke i was driving along a mountain road near brisbane and a commodore behind me suddenly disappeared, i thought he turned off but on the way back there was every emergency vehicle parked in the middle of the road and that car wrapped around a tree. i felt pretty bad but he was likely fine since they always report crashes on this road since it's a hot spot for kids that wanna be takumi).

If anyone said anything other than pull to the side and let him pass, you're a fucking faggot.
Unless you can keep up, of course.

>>16378880
Well the obvious answer is to leave him in the dust. It's only a commo

>>16378880
>tailgating someone and being a dickhead in the first place
no. fuck the cunt

>>16378271
Take up as much room as I can and do the speed limit

>>16378557

Correct.

>>16378749
This car is so cute

>>16378299
Keked

>>16379267
Fucking this. I'd give him a solid minute of me running my wiper fluid just to piss him off and then slam on brakes. Fuck that asshole

>>16378271
Realize I'm not an Ausfag.

>>16378271
I would outbalance him on the touge with my Japanese weebomobile

>>16378297

This.

Its hilarious that they see a bumper thats 3ft high and 2 ft of tail gate ontop that. Enjoy that hitch when you rear end me.

File: received_10153929625187058_1.jpg (154KB, 1136x852px) Image search: [Google]

154KB, 1136x852px

>>16378271
Have some fun. And give him a thumbs up afterwards for being a lad.

>>16378271
>Commodore on steroids
>twisties

Some real Dagumi shit about to be going on here.

>>16378271
>drive slow as fuck
>pull left if the asshat tries to pass

>>16378877
What Scubaru do u drive m8, if it's anything other than an STi good luck

File: on-center steering.jpg (32KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 400x400px

There is a disturbing lack of canyon etiquette in this thread

File: v8.jpg (114KB, 700x1055px) Image search: [Google]

114KB, 700x1055px

>>16378271
Like i give a fuck what is happening behind me.

Also holden have a long history of overstating their horsepower. Many people take their V8's in for work then get them dyno'd and chuck the shits cause its not putting out magial numbers

Source: I had one of these cuckmobiles and was one of few to successfully get a refund because they lied under consumer law. Went and got a new ford GT and dyno'd it... suprise! Actually made a few more kw than the 351 it claimed

>it revs past 6000 rpm and shits itself because it's a fucking piece of shit holden

>>16382231
Bread on hood, time stamped dyno sheets etc

>>16378880

>t. tailgating commocunt

continue on as usual and wonder how many corners it will take for the pigfat boat to udnersteer off the road

slow down so it tries to overtake then watch his engine explode

take a picture because im in the US and have never seen a holden

>>16378319
t. Never driven a VE

>>16378271
>Roll coal

>>16382152
you got me, it's not stock ._.

>base model gen 4 legacy
>sti suspension and brake rotors+calipers from a crashed GT of the same year

it has a factory EJ253 tho

File: vlcsnap-2016-12-27-12h16m50s737.png (248KB, 608x352px) Image search: [Google]

248KB, 608x352px

Tell my tactical trunk monkey to open the rear window.
Nah, but seriously, if he's tailgating he can fuck himself. Otherwise, I consider it common courtesy to let other motorists on their way.

>>16378319
>>16382561
this

VE/VFs are great handling cars for their size and weight, the 5th gen Camaro is even based off them.

>>16378271
Nothing, this car won't be on the twistes, it's a Commodore

File: D2gqWDo.jpg (36KB, 740x519px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 740x519px

>>16378271
>see one of these in my mirror
>in New Jersey
holy shit cunts

File: image.jpg (371KB, 1242x1516px) Image search: [Google]

371KB, 1242x1516px

>>16382877
Nice breh, I'm gen 5

>t. guy who called you out

>>16382231
>>16382246
I know about Holden overstating their power, but post your GT pls

>>16379983
Do you give a thumbs up to everyone that tailgates you?

I would ignore him

>>16378749
You a Real bruh
>>16382231
Wat à lovelou day !
To go to ze valhallahlah
V8 !!!

>>16379983
Wats gud with your brumby olden paso ?

File: 1358710176334.png (40KB, 184x184px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 184x184px

>>16378271
>what do?

>decelerate to speed limit
>engage cruise control
>blow a kiss when he finally passes me

File: lada-1200-rally-car_0.jpg (133KB, 720x540px) Image search: [Google]

133KB, 720x540px

>>16378271
Don't worry with any lada with bike carbs or a race injection you can annoy him
Like this 1200 rally car x)
Look at him with the LOL meme face

>>16386637
Or he can just rebuilt a rotative engine

>>16379983
>mfw raced a VX SS 60km+
>mfw shitbox AU i6 auto actually kept up completely stock
kek funniest race ever

>>16386661
>things that didn't happen

laugh at how ridiculously pigfat it is. I mean seriously,wtf were they thinking?

>>16378734
You sound like a huge pussy

>>16378442
That would mean you were going the same direction as before...

File: lada-vfts-kit-car-18280_2.jpg (30KB, 400x300px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 400x300px

Look how gorgeous it is
Lada with carbs

File: 1479862891265.gif (163KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

163KB, 640x640px

>>16386677

>>16386937
Those aren't carbs

File: IMG_4364.jpg (28KB, 377x325px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 377x325px

Tfw someone cockblocks your touge run

>>16387041
Wat is it then ?¿

>>16387148
Individual fuel injected throttle bodies

>>16387151
Oh my Bad my Bad , so hard to find a picture with bike carbs because is mostly vids

>>16387087
That reminds me of some bad times...

>be me
>be 16
>parents own Pontiac Firefly, 3banger, fastest thing in the world to me.
>initial D was just coming out, I was in love.
>thankfully' we had twisties so I could live out my fantasy
>a little nervous the first time! get faster/more comfortable
>literally living my dream life
>one night I go out, start the stopwatch
>really excited, best run so far
>sudden glare in rear view mirror
>man leans out of Accord behind me and yells:
>'HURRY THE FUCK UP, SOME PEOPLE NEED TO GO PLACES'
>spaghetti
>pull over, let him pass
>drive home normally, embarrassed, never toe-gay again

File: IMG_20161205_052344.jpg (31KB, 984x496px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 984x496px

>>16387208
So sad bruh

>>16378271
>man my windshield sure is dirty!

File: errect.jpg (90KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

90KB, 800x600px

>>16378271

>You're driving on a single lane road through the twisties and you see pic related aggressively tailgating you

>>what do?

Laugh and watch it disappear in my mirrors.

>>16378307
This is the only answer.

File: Screenshot 12 24 2016 3 16 07 PM.png (329KB, 640x400px) Image search: [Google]

329KB, 640x400px

>>16378271
go full throttle and break 1000 kmh

>>16387707
rip wipeout

File: BNG.png (55KB, 512x512px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 512x512px

>>16387755
it hasnt died
it just has a new name

>>16387707
Fucking loved playing this when I was young.

>>16387768
noice

File: 1448501800851.jpg (387KB, 1920x1280px) Image search: [Google]

387KB, 1920x1280px

>>16378271
>implying he can keep up

https://youtu.be/FQopawPlBhw

>>16387768
>>16388083
oh god the fake ps1 texture warp does my head in

>>16388279
So fatty

>>16388279
So expensive

>>16378271
Carry on as normal; they hit me, it's their fault.

File: confrontation1.jpg (44KB, 380x380px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 380x380px

>>16378864
floor my supercharged V9 cranking out 651 hp

>>16388593
V9? really nigga?

>>16388608
V5 is a thing, why not

>>16387707
>>16387755
>>16388083
:(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtpcffBBO3c

>>16383126
Yeah sure, why not?

>>16386549
Dafuq?

>>16382912
Correct. They are a fantastic drive.

>>16387158
>bike carbs
no

>>16388609
Yeah have fun with your swedish boat engine.

>>16378299
also kek

>>16378749
Is it a good car? I have a Honda Fit but I want to upgrade. Have also been thinking about a Chevy Spark and Fiat 500.

to the fanboys thinking a commodore (even a hsv) can turn worth a shit.. you are all straight up delusional
stock for stock a VF GTS gets SPANKED around eastern creek by a fucking renault megane rs... 90k car vs a 40k car.. pathetic!

File: brodozer.jpg (173KB, 640x478px) Image search: [Google]

173KB, 640x478px

>>16378271
slam on brakes and drive my hitch into his radiator.

>>16392100
A Megane RS isn't your normal hatchback tho, those things are pretty quick

>>16387301
That bike is more pigfat than the car

>>16386731
>missing the meme

File: truck-nutz-2.jpg (87KB, 500x337px) Image search: [Google]

87KB, 500x337px

slam brakes and tea bag him

>>16387301

>bikes
>turning

>>16395123
There was actually a thing around the college I was at when those were popular about 13 years ago where the girls would go around offended that they were on trucks in the student parking lot and when no one removed them, they went through and cut them all off. In plain view of the security cameras. And we're all expelled. Fucking epic.

>>16395255
Were not we're

>>16378297
Trucks are great. No amount of tailgating feels like a concern to me.

>>16378324
everyone here ignores you
except me </3

File: dyno copy.jpg (922KB, 2537x1914px) Image search: [Google]

922KB, 2537x1914px

>>16382246
My car is stock other than a pod filter and a tune.

And inb4 pod filters are gay

File: images.jpg (20KB, 493x298px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 493x298px

>>16396275
Here's my dyno sheet bro