/o/, I'm afraid I just bought a lemon. I got extremely nervous

>>16377410
>bait
I bet this hits post limit.

>He tells me to call him Slick
That should have been your sign to get the hell outta there

>>16377410
Meant to say carburator* not carbonator.
>>16377416
Thanks for the help...

>>16377410
If not bait you are a complete dipshit, plus can guarantee you that a 2004 car doesn't have a carbonator/carburetor

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>>16377410
>Greasy black hair styled back, aviator shades and a tooth pick in his mouth
>He tells me just to call him "Slick"

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Been a while since I've seen this copypasta.
Impolite sage.

>>16377432
I don't know a thing about cars, as you can probably tell. I just said carburetor to sound a bit car savvy but now I just look more inept. I have a friend who's a mechanic and I've heard him use that term before. It would have been great if he helped me shop for a car but he's out of state on vacation right now.

Anyways, the reason I came to /o/ is because there has to be some former salesmen who know the proper channels I can use to fix this. I honestly don't think the car could make the drive back to the dealership and the cell number "Slick" gave me doesn't even work.

Like I said, I know I'm an idiot. Please find it in yourself to help this idiot out during the season or giving.

>>16377471
This isn't a copy pasta. I'm in serious duress. I go back to work on Wednesday.

Post Altima with bread on hood

>>16377410
Why did you buy lemon from car salesmen of course it's shit buy lemons from fruit man
sage for obvious bate

Christ Almighty, is no one going to help me? Ffs I already admitted I'm automotive and financially retarded. I don't care if you laugh at me or write it off as bait. I just want SOMETHING in the way of advice. My friends are all busy with the holidays and I don't want to bother them with my troubles.

Ive never been on /o/ before this and I thought it would be a nice slow board with cool hobbyists like /m/ or /vr/. Some of you can be real jerks.

>>16377542
You fucked up
Live with your problem or go to reddit

>>16377542
>baiting this hard after getting called out for being bait

There wouldn't even be a car with that many miles for that much money. You can get an RSX with close to 100k miles for that much.

>>16377561
not him

but what bait?

>>16377410
0/10 clearly bait

>>16377561
I didn't mention it but $9,500 wasn't the sticker price, that was the final cost after fees and taxes. I live in New Jersey so everything costs more here than it normally would in other states.

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>>16377542
>Some of you can be real jerks

>/o/ I fucked up, I know nothing about cars so I've found this board names AUTOMOTIVE in an attempt to get free help I'm in no way entitled to
>Calls us jerks

Life is full of lessons mate, you've just learned one.

>>16377593
I figured /o/ would be knowledgeable on the methods and legality of car sales on top of regular AUTOMOTIVE discussion. Maybe it's a long shot but I'm sure there's someone here who can give me the real scoop.

>184k miles on a 13yo car

Was it used to sling heroin?

>>16377613
The real scoop is that you made a mistake and no lemon law is going to correct it. You are an idiot and you got swindled. If you are so incapable of admitting that you fucked up and want to add thousands of dollars in legal drama on top of the car you massively overpaid for, then go right ahead.

>>16377653
Are you illeterate? Or a retarded Asian rice face? I've admitted several times in the thread that I'm dumb. If that isn't humble enough for you guys then /o/ must be comprised of Buddhist monks. I'm just going to /adv/. You guys are just a bunch of car heads and I'm never coming here again.

>>16377410
In my state the Lemon Law won't help you. You should check your state's laws for lemon laws or implied warranty

>>16377410
>2004 nissan
>carburetor

>can't do his own research before buying
>gets steamrolled through the sale by literal stereotype
>runs to 4chan of all places for help

If not bait OP is legitimately retarded

>>16379120
>you guys are just a bunch of car heads
that cut deep