>leaving for family's house >shitty land-yacht won't

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>internal combustion engines
lmao

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>drinking by myself atm

merry christmas anon

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YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE BOWLING WITH ME COUSIN! YOU'RE MISSING OUT ON ALL THE TITTIES!

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>>16371031
>he doesn't own a fleet of landyachts for the event that one breaks down.
Merry Christmas though, hope you work things out. Mine breaks frequently as well.

>>16371038
>DED batteries
>100% DED car

>>16371053
Just a reminder that GTA IV is only seven bucks on Steam right now and that you should buy it for all your friends.

>>16371049
Drink with me br/o/ther

what car do you drive?

>>16371031
I want to help. Year/make and model and describe what happens when you turn the key

>>16371385
92 DeVille. It's most likely the fuel filter/lines being clogged up. Replaced the pump a couple days ago. Would go to the auto store, but they're all closed.

>>16371399
If it's the filter, just remove it entirely and crimp some hose over where it was. Or gut the thing and zap strap it back together.

How can you be sure it's fuel related?

>>16371339
2002 mazda 323f (protege5 in the states)

you my fellow alchoholic? what else you doing right now? im blasting some phil colins

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>>16371478
btw its 3 in the morning here heh

pic is very similiar to mine but no license yet fuck it

>tfw I had two different people bail on me for a ride to the airport

Uber it is

>>16371049
iktfb
coke isn't helping either desu

>>16371536
i'd like to try it but im already addicted to nicotine and gambling and maybe alcohol. Aint that a party drug anyways?

>>16371557
it's okay, I really only do it when I want to drink and stay up all day
otherwise I'd be out after 5-6 beers

Drinking here as well. Can't go for a drive since I HAVE to spend the night with my nice yet fucking boring family, so I need to de-sober myself.

Christmas is the shittiest time of the year.

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>>16371831
This is so accurate

>>16371399
Mah nigga! I have a '94, What's your mileage?