You're driving through an undercover carpark and these two

>>16335582
>alphas
Ha

Hit the line lock and choke them out with diesel and tire smoke.

>>16335582
Sucke there pemisses

Floor it but forget to turn off traction control so it squeals but then all power gets cut

Will I need to roll a charisma check?

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>>16335586
>FWD

>>16335582
Those cars look like chihuahuas

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>>16335586
>FWD

that picture degraded so much over the years
please redownload it op

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>>16335586
>FWD

>>16335582
>brown manlets
>alpha
nope

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>>16335601
>>16335620
>>16335631
same person

rev my glorious straight piped nippon 2.5 litre turbocharged inline six at them and watch them cry

>>16335582
>Alpha
>Hey bro, your computah has a wirus

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Do a 360 snap oversteer and drive away

>>16335582

>driving 90s turbo shitbox
>looks like shit
>stop at redlight
>toybaru pulls up beside me at light
>turns green
>he peels out
>gets 2 car lengths ahead when I decide fuck it
>spool up and catch up with him
>poor little 4 cylinder pouring it's heart out from the sounds of it
>laugh because i'm only sitting at 4k rpm still pulling away
>WOT and throw flames for extra butthurt

What a fag car.

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>>16335586
>even a FWD surpass that shit

Drown out their laughter with Eurobeat...

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>>16335586

>FWD

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>>16335884
>250 hp extra
>700 pounds more
>100 ps/tonne more
>only 1/10 of a second of difference

GG Amerifags

>>16335890
>Costs less.

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>>16335848
>"he thinks he's dagumi"

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>>16335890

>Dat butthurt

>>16335884
I'm genuinely surprised the type r isn't at least 3500lbs. I guess it doesn't have awd components though

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>>16335582

They didn't laugh but told me to join them

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Keep driving.

>>16335911
Cant complain there, pal. I love the E46 since NFS MW.

You are still comparing a Honda Civic to a BMW sports car tho.

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>>16335926

>Tfw your girlfriend tells you that that red car looks so beautiful and asks you why you didn't get it and that it's making her "cum"

>tfw cucked by younger 86.

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>>16335890
>FWD

>>16335960
>a slightly heavier much more powerful RWD supercharged V8 car has defeated a lightweight shitbox civic FWD turbo 4 cyl

WOW I AM SO IMPRESSED!

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>>16335981
>FWD

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>>16336002
>comparing an AWD twin turbo V6 to a mono turbo inline 4 FWD
>HAHA! THAT WILL SHOW THEM FWD SUCKS!

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>>16335981
>>16336017

>Mfw all dat FWD butthurt

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>>16336017
Here's an easier one for you kiddo
>FWD

>>16336071
>>16336050
Thank you.

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>FF cucks on suicide watch

>>16335807
Thingsthathappenedforreal.png

>>16336017
Only a mono turbo? What a fag, real men have stereo turbos

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>>16336135
>tfw a soccermom taking her kids to training will do it faster than FWD cucks

>>16335926
>>16335937
What the fuck did you take these on? An iphone 4? kek

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>>16335833
kek for you sir

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>>16336301

An Iphone 5 lol.

I love the old grainy effects, it makes it look like an 80s JDM pic.

>>16336325
Sounds like 90% of the vehicles I worked on that come in for recalls.

>>16335896
that really depends on what part of the world you're in

>>16335924
It's FWD. It should be light.

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>>16336017
>drumpf fags like fwd cars
Not surprised desu

>>16335582
>undercover carpark
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

>>16336414
A car park that is under cover

>TFW motorcycles more powerful then my shitbox

>>16335586
>faggot-wheel drive
kek, no thanks

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>>16335582
Drive up to them and have a small 86 meet and crusise.

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>>16336578
>middle aged betas in V6 Honda Oddesseys driving past like

>.... Because they know they're faster

>>16335582
Why do people buy these? They are slow as fuck

>>16337350
>6.2s 0-60
>140mph top speed
>"Slow as fuck"

>>16335582
>coworker wanted a "fun" rwd car to drive
>owns a commuter car (focus)
>tell him get a V8 turd gen or foxbody if he wants to just have fun
>spends $28,000 on a BRZ

he regrets it everyday

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>>16337372
Yes. Slow as fuck.
Slower than a 1.6 liter 20k dollar fwd hatchback

>>16337372
if Im going to spend almost 30k on a "fast" car it aint gonna be one of these

>>16337372
I was just about to say that sounds about on par with a fiesta but >>16337382 beat me to it

>>16337382
All this tells me is that an St is a good, quick car, which literally everyone on /o/ already knew.

Also
>FRS starting MSRP $26305
>Fiesta ST MSRP $21460

However the styling and interior is much nicer in the FRS, plus rwd. The only legitimate criticism I see is the FRS is slightly overpriced.

>>16337382
What is this pic from? What website?

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>>16335582
silly OP actually thinks that alphas drive ricers.

>>16337438
Don't cry when you get smoked by a turbo import, my boomer friend

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>>16337372
Those stats would be acceptable if it wasn't marketed as a
>"""""sports""""""" car
When it gets smoked by a lot of econoboxes on the street.

>>16335582
>undercover carpark
What is it disguised as?

>>16337447
It wasn't built to set track records, though. It was designed to be a fun lightweight rwd DD.

>>16337455
Gay bath house

>>16336002
Nice meme

>>16335582
> Ignore them and keep driving
> If I divert any of my attention to them, Mummy is going to drive her crossover out of a space and T-bone me, or hammer me up the ass because she's tailgating.

Multi-storey car parks are deathtraps with crossovers around.
Last time I went to one, I had to let the passenger out first, then back in so I could open my door and get out. I was that hemmed in by shitty parking.

>>16337423
Google search Fastest Laps

>>16335582
Drown out laughter with camaro revving

put 4x4 in gear and try to drive over those speed bumps

>>16337443
>Don't cry when you get smoked by a turbo import, my boomer friend
heh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mw-tDsxIju4&t=

>>16335582
>undercover carpark
i probably couldn't hear them over my exhaust

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>>16335586

>>16335937
>tfw your gf what hentai means
>tfw she thinks the owner is an autistic kid for watching cartoon porn

>>16335582
park shitty mr2 pull out bat beat the shit outta there 32000 dollar cars they pay 400 bucks a moth to borrow from a lot and laugh when they beat my 200 dollar car to shit that ill still drive

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>>16338823

Cypress bro, is that you??

>ignore
>hear muffled explosion behind me
>alpha sandnogs snackbarred themselves

>>16337461
What the fuck makes it fun if it's slower than econoboxes and minivans?

>>16335582
laugh because men in their mid-life crisis with jap cars are just as pathetic

>>16339495
Have you ever sat in one?

The controls(steering, shifter, pedals) are very well made and satisfying to operate, the seating position is optimal, the car itself has a low center of gravity and a stiff chassis making it very fun in the corners. Also it has tight gears, hitting the redline all the time is fucking fun.

Trying to extract 100% from a slow car by making it go as fast as possible in the corners is more fun than cruising on a highway in a 500hp ship.

Here's a perfect example
https://youtu.be/rnktwJ71LBA?t=8m45s

>>16337721
Classic

>>16335582
>matching cars
what a cute couple

>>16335582
Laugh because my 18 year old shitbox is way faster and handles better stock

>>16335911
>Type R vs M3

lmao are you retarded?

>>16336071
Yeah, that''s a much better comparison. Why even bother with FWD if you want performance? Goddamn.

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>>16338821
how is she wrong?

>>16337372
That is slow as fuck for a sports car.

>>16337443
He's got a point, not to mention, an alpha would probably give a fuck less about owning a quick, little, turbo import and would probably get something more intimidating looking. An older Charger or newer Challenger comes to mind.

>>16335884
4 year old car vs brand new, who would've thought it would have been comparable

>>16335582
Realize that I have more torque than both those cars and another 100Nm to spare with my 4cyl FWD.

>>16335582

Feel a deep seated sense of concern.

My daily doesn't fit in underground car parks, it's way too tall.

So if I'm in here, looking at these cunts looking at me, I have no idea how I got in. Or any idea on how I'm going to try and get back out.

Bad day, man.

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>rev engine and chirp tires
>every single alarm in the parking garage goes off
>glass shatters
>their tires explodes
>alphas internal organs liquidated
>collapse to the ground bleeding cerebral spinal fluid from every orifice
>cvt transmissions blow out of the the bottom of rice mobiles
>laugh to my deaf self as I cruise away in my 3 speed

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Toot my land barge's two-tone horn and smile.

>>16336386
Only reason I wanted her to win was to see these

>>16339605
almost sounds as fun as actually being fast

oh wait its not

>>16335582
>Alphas
OP wouldn't know a Type-A if he slapped his gf's (>implying) ass in the club.

Those two look like they work in the UX department of google or some other 21st century tech company.

>>16342275
One of them slaps your car's bumper as you drive past
>what do?

>>16336325
>2008 Ram 1500

>>16344839
>get out
>sawed off lever action 12 gauge
>00 buck in the chest
>"Asta la vista, baby"

>>16337407
>>16337382
86 is shit. $5k more gets you a worse engine, worse quality interior, zero practicality and less fun handling despite MemeWheelDrive.

>>16337382

thats like a 50/50 split

86 was faster on the top gear track, too. despite prius tires.

>>16346011
>"Asta la vista"
Hasta. kill yourself.

>>16346102
It also costs $5k more, the FiST is a lot cheaper

>>16335933
>"where you going, faggot?"

>>16336362
The only relevant part