>bad snowstorm >Go out driving while drinking beer >tfw

>>16335283

I can't think of a better way to get yourself pulled over

>>16335287

why not

>>16335283
kill yourself- oh wait you're about to anyway

>>16335355

they aren't going to pull you over. they're too busy pulling normies out of ditches. just stay off the highway

>>16335367
true, op wn't get pulled over. He'll get nabbed when he ends up the ditch (or worse) and needs to get pulled out.

He might actually just want to abandon the vehicle in that case and take whatever penalty comes along with that, though.

10/10

Love reading triggered redditors

>>16335392

You got it. I used to be as retarded as OP and had to do the same thing one night. A $500 tow bill beats the fuck out of a DUI.

But what beats the fuck out of all of that is not going out driving hammered like a faggot.

>>16335283

faggot

>>16336501
where do you live? where I'm at unless you are in someones yard you have 72 hours to get your car off wherever it broke down or ditch its in once our state DoT tags it.

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>>16335283