I pulled out onto the interstate, drive 500 feet, and haven't

>>16329402
Pull that broad out the van and fuck her in the mouth, cunt and ass. Don't be a little bitch.

>florida
lol that's what you get for living in such a shit state

>>16329428
Do Cuban women like some white dick?

>>16329428
It's hot as hell and my AC is out.

>>16329493
>Florida
> no ac
hahaah
sit in your sweaty clothes dumbass

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>speedo only goes to 120
not like you were gonna go fast anyways, kek

what part of florida op

Fuck that noise...GTA rules...jack the Odyssey, blast the driver, blast the a/c, blast the fuck out of there by going the other way on the shoulder

you got this son, now go represent your sunshine state proper like

>>16329548
Grow a pair of shoes, dumbass

Just sit in traffic like the disappointment to your father that you are

>>16329547
The worst part regarding road and traffic. Tampa. Someone rear ended me yesterday in a Mexican piece of shit and totaled their car (radiator and entire front smashed to bits) and left a small dent in mine. I hate Tampa.

>>16329591
Are there a lot of Mexicans in Florida?

>>16329594
Depends since they really do flock to the cities. There are a ton of Cubans although they blend in a lot better

>>16329402
Didn't you see the jam from the junction?
>>16329493
Maintain your vehicle, then.

In conclusion, OP is a moron who drives a shitty car, and can't be bothered to look more than 5 feet ahead of his front bumper.

Onto the next thread we go.

>>16329591
shit, I feel you OP. I live just south in Sarasota, same amount of traffic but half the infrastructure to handle it

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I tried to get off the interstate and now I'm stuck on a side road.

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>>16329806
driving like that
unless thats a manual you deserve every bad thing that happens to you

>>16329817
No u

Nice Sebring OP

>>16329817
Duct tape challenge practice