/o/ I'm looking for a big/manly/musculine car, that says "fuck you" just by looking at it. A mean car, that everybody would hate me for driving it, I don't care if they think "he must have a small dick when he has to drive that". Be it too conceited, too expensive, consuming too much fuel or whatever reason.
I got a few cars in my head, but most of them would need a bodykit and some detailing.
Does anybody know a stock car that looks mean, is very fast, and basically says "fuck you" to the person next to me at a red light.
Price and all doesn't matter, it just needs to fulfill the requirements. Thanks.
>fuck you to porsche purists
>fuck you to people who hate RWB
>fuck you to people who hate nakai-san
plus its pretty rare
I mean really you could get something like a hellcat or some other fat american landbarge but everyone has those.
>>16328260
My first thought was a Toyota FJ Cruiser.
>>16328267
>>16328260
get a dodge 2500HD with dually rear wheels a single 5 inch diameter stack
and a 6 inch lift kit with chrome wheels and low profile tires
>>16328274
it's adorable.
>>16328274
>boogerexhaustwelds.jpg
Do you live in Europe OP? What you're trying to do would have a massively bigger effect there since everyone drives a cuckshed 1.8l diesel.
Seeing a real car would make everyone butthurt
>>16328289
Yeah. Just by driving a car consuming more than 10L/100km they'd judge you for it.
>>16328260
Get a chebby 2500HD with a diesel. 12" or greater lift kit is your next step. Make sure that you floor it everywhere leaving a huge cloud of black smoke.
>says "fuck you" just by looking at it
Any Hellcat I guess
>>16328260
Get an evo man
Cheap, powerful, mean looking, family car with 300 hp
OP i bought a thirdgen camaro with a sick exhaust guarantee you that'd fill your void
porsche panamera or bmw 6 gran coupe
get the biggest engine you can afford
diesel is for cucks
>>16328309
If you don't get a diesel then how will you leave a big black cloud of manly smoke wherever you go?
An all black ws6 or blacked out corvette
What do you guys think of an rs6 c6 limousine, upped to +800hp?
>>16328314
tire smoke could be an option
>>16328314
also big clouds of black smoke coming from your car could attract attention from the po-po (atleast in yurop)
>>16328327
OP asked for stock shit
manly i would get a muscle car with a fuckhuge engine, youd have to be man enough to work on it yourself as well.
I would say a 3/4 truck but its all manlets who drive them
>>16328260
>>16328260
Black Hummer H1
Black Hellcat Challenger
>>16328354
>>16328356
Which one is more manly /o/?
>>16328361
What production year would you recommend?
>>16328413
2015 is the one that's most like a diesel punto, so get that one
>>16328413
for the Hellcat Challenger, the later the better
Something American.
Ford Mustang GT500
Dodge Challenger Hellcat
Dodge Charger Hellcat
Chevy Camaro ZL1
H1 Hummer
Ford SVT Raptor
Cadillac CTS-V
Prowler satisfies most of those, jam a hemi in there and you're gold
http://www.allpar.com/fix/engines/SRT-Prowler-project.html
>>16328260
>>16328304
Wow anon. Its exactly the opposite of what he wants, great job.
>>16328260
this is the ultimate fuck you car
Nothing says masculine like an old late 60s/early 70s muscle car.
>>16328503
league of extraordinary gentle men ftw
but realistically, nothing says "tasteless, gaudy waste of cash" like an M6 Gran Coupe
>>16328304
he wasn't asking to be called a ricer or boy racer
where do you live?
i'd suggest a normal v8 patrol,6.8 0-60
they also come in manual
>widebody V12 Jaaaag
CL 63 aka "assholemobile"
>>16328362
The Patrol.
Melanin-enriched individuals would flock over that H1 as soon as it appeared in their vicinity.
>>16328260
BMW 8 Series
Jaguar XJ8
Honda S2000
Either pic related or a Raptor.
>>16328304
One look at that and anyone over the age of 16 would laugh
>>16328534
or if you can't get those where you live a land cruiser can also work
either way you should be lifting it and getting 5% tint,obnoxious tires and exhaust
bonus points for matte black wrap and tacky stickers
>>16328521
>>16328552
>>16328572
>>16328584
I think some of you are confusing "fuck you" for "fuck me"
>>16328584
so manly
>>16328638
only the speed 12 out of those is the real "fuck my shit up" car
>>16328646
still fits the thread
>>16328648
Just be sure to buy Harley Davidson® print everything. To show how much you really appreciate Harley Davidson® and the lifestyle products they make. Harley Davidson® will be your life identity after purchasing one of their motorcycles. And you will need to tell everyone at all times, that you ride a Harley Davidson®.
You might even need to replace your Tap Out® hats and shirts with them, OP.
>>16328648
Stop playin''''''
>>16328260
Just get a rolls royce ghost or phantom.
Don't get the wraith unless you like it from behind.
3 words.
Roots
2. Fucking
>>16328698
Whats up with these?
I kinda want to get a catfish or a WS6 Trans am. Anything to look out for?
3. Blowers
>>16328785
[WWWWRRRRRRRR intensifies]
>>16328678
>barbie car
>>16328683
>literally the car of choice for homosexual men in movies
>>16328685
>el mexicano
>>16328688
>28688â–¶
>File: nissan-pickup-1997-custom(...).jpg (153 KB, 1024x768)
checked
>>16328693
>ashton kutcher's fuck-me-in-the-backseats mobile
>>16328714
>neighborhood watch
/o/ doesn't know what "Fuck you" means, confirmed, except people posting hellcats and these oldies with blowers I guess. Even the FJ which looks like a child's car is more aggressive than these luxocoupes and fuck-me pony cars.
OP, get the hellcat or
>grand national
>lincoln navigator
>new gen cadillac ats/cts
>2nd gen pontiac trans am
>>16328260
gt350
eventually go wide
start with a straight pipe if you want true hatred your way
>>16328304
>manly
Only people that drive those are either skinny or skinny fat. No man drives an Evo...ffs.
>>16328873
which one would you recommend, cts or ats?
>>16328683
>gaystangs
You're shit's all retarded
>>16328260
you build it yourself. if i want a fuck you car the first thing you want is pick a base car.
>4 or 2 doors? or no doors at all or a convertable
>how big do you want the wheels?
>how big do you want the engine? will it fit on its own or will it require modifaction to fit?
if you have some ideas swirling around your head bear this in mind a truely FUCK YOU! car will scream it at you not not subtlely its like a sledgehammer to the face
pic related it was built with no fucks given.
>>16328954
CTS has more of a "fuck you" factor imo just because it's much, much bigger, but if it's too long for your style then ATS still has a mean grille and kind of makes you look like you moonlight as a serial killer.
>>16328276
yea! i love my 3500
>>16328382
love lowered ones. the new F-250's look mean and show that you've got a ton of money, too.
>>16328289
>>16328292
>burgercucks literally obssessed
Ok say im looking like something similar to op powerful intimidating looking car but the only thing id want is for it not to waste all my money on fuel, which would i get?
>>16328361
Took too long to post this
>>16332574
Fiat Punto 1.9MJet
>>16328487
He didn't say he had kids he was going to take to soccer training
I've found the solution to your problem OP
>big displacement
>glorious supercharger
>V8, RWD
>skids for days
Europoors will hate this with a passion
>>16332685
Also, 430kw straight from the factory
>>16328276
This.
And always drive 20+ over speed limit on the highway.
nothing says fuck you up pussy like a gwagen
>>16331964
Not our fault that someone driving a v6 sedan is a rich man over there
you cucks have shit like S350s and 2l lexus over there
>>16328873
Youre a piece of white trash
kill yourself.
>>16332902
Forgot about the Gelandenwagen! Good recommendation.
>>16328260
The guy Im renting from just bought a silverado 2500 sport package and it is pretty beefy. Loves the thing already
>>16328260
Miata with a huge bumper sticker ''my other ride is your mom''
you would be hated.
Dont know about rest.
>>16328304
>10 year old design
>shit interior
>used ones beaten to hell
>needs angry eyes to look somewhat mean
nop
>>16328276
you must have misread. OP wants a car that says "fuck you", not "i fuck dudes".
>>16328648
>Retiree-Davidson
>Only two cyllinders
>>16332627
>Fiat Punto 1.9MJet
heheeheheheheh
>>16328260
Turbodeisel pickup.
Lifted and with a sidepipe.
>>16328648
He asked for something fast.
doesnt need to say anything, doesnt need to be seen, because nothing triggers poor people more than the simple presence of the ruling class
>>16328294
No, a Ram 2500 diesel with absolutely enormous CUMMINS stickers. Make sure everyone knows you have a CUMMINS engine with lots of CUMMINS labeling because the best engines are CUMMINS. I also recommend having a couple extra CUMMINS badges so people really know.
>>16328304
Good sugestion
>>16328260
Get a fucking truck and roll coal with it, all the time
Tvr sagaris
>>16334384
They can't be too big... Where are you going to put your Monster and FOX stickers?
>>16328260
Basically you want a luxury flagship barge.
BMW 7-series, MB S Klazz, Lexacunt LS
Vorsteiner Huracan or a Mansory 458
>>16335736
>Someone's upset that their Evo isn't regarded as the meanest car on the block
>>16332688
430kw? What do you need 350kw for?
>>16335755
come fight me
>>16328304
What's with the hate? It's a good performing car that looks objectively quite good. I'm not saying it fits the OPs description of mega manly and "fuck you", but since when is a mostly stock Evo considered rice or laugh-worthy? It's not a Civic...
t. future Evo owner (soon)
>>16328260
>I'm looking for a big/manly/musculine car, that says "fuck you" just by looking at it
E36 M3 sedan or E39 M5.
>A mean car, that everybody would hate me for driving it
E36 M3 sedan or E39 M5 with a Nazi themed interior and Reichsadler-stamped mudflaps, or some massive lifted coal-rolling cuck truck painted black with an array of blinding lights; roof-mounted lightbar, fog lights, high beams on, and a deafening horn that leaves ears ringing.
>Does anybody know a stock car that looks mean, is very fast, and basically says "fuck you" to the person next to me at a red light
Dodge Challenger SRT Hellcat.
>>16335881
Mitsubishi makes the Americucks mad. Pearl Harbor or something.
is there anything more manly than special forces in 4 by 4s?
ls swapped 911
Get a lifted diesel truck and do those stupid coal-rolling mods
bonus points if you live in california
>>16334603
>Speed Six engine
Discontinuing the AJP8 was a mistake.
>>16336132
The Hellcat is a sleeper if anything. Aside from the badges on the side it looks like a regular SRT8.
Fd rx7
Because
>rotary
>10000 rpm limit
>gas guzzler
>put a turbo and get fuck you power
>masculine looks
Anything else and people are just being retarded
>>16335802
>hyrdrolock and broken turbine wheels, the car
>>16332579
The most annoying asshole I've possibly ever met (lived off his gf's inheritance and VA disability, yet was a body builder) drove one of these. Pick this OP!
>>16336479
DERRRRP
A Dekotora truck. Dont even try to compete.
>>16336291
And it still looks like a mean, obnoxious muscle car that guzzles fuel and burns tires.
>>16336212
Plus it looks mean as fuck, if that don't say fuck you when you look at it don't know what will
>>16336572
>masculine looks
one of the least masculine looking sports cars out there
>>16336479
Reminds me of pic related
>>16336588
Is that the intake on the front bumper?
>>16336479
>BRUUHHHHH
>>16330482
The fucks going on with the grill?
a modified E55 AMG