>Driving home from work >ricer in red integra pulls up

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>>16326364
Never
>last week driving on a 2 way 4 lane road
>in the fast lane
>see teal rims with 80 degrees of chamber
>it's some fag in a silver slammed 90s 4 door civic with huge gay teal rims with tires that are stretched to its limit tow hook on his front bumper and some giant banner on the bottom of bis windsheild covering about quater of his windsheild of proably his "club" written in cursive
>give him a thumbs down
>its some typical beaner and he just looks at me as we pass eachother with this weird ass look like I just told him his mother died

>>16326364
lol, ricers are scum

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>>16326364
>be me
>drive red integra

>be me in my truck (cry me a river I haul around skidsteers and minihoes daily)
>some swagfag in a JDM legacy Gt wagon (canadafag) is revving and playing loud bass next to me
>roll down window and raise an eyebrow sarcastically. We're face to face as he's RHD
>he scoffs and mumbles something i dont hear over the sound of muh diesel
>i rev loudly, we lock eyes
>light goes green, I launch badly and spin my wheels
>still catch and pass him by the time we leave the set of lights

>he rolled up his tinted windows and didn't acknowledge me at next light

>>16326364
sounds to me like your just a mean person trying to infect everyone around you with your toxic additude

hence why you made a thread here in such a rude condecending manner

i bet you voted trump too, retard

>>16326515
Spotted the vaping ricer leftard

>>16326451
Clean, wouldn't pass it off as a ricer in such pristine state.

Sounds a bit amateurish OP. Next time smile and give him the nod and thumbs up. Then when he starts to acknowledge it flip it to the thumbs down while laughing and shaking your head.

>>16326364
You should've beat his ass. How do you let a fucking integra smoke you?

>>16326631
i had no plans of racing a civic sir

>>16326637
You deserve what you got then. Stop being a slow cunt and you won't get bullied by little hondas so much

>>16326643
it's not like i was holding him up or anything, he wanted me to race and i wanted none of his faggotry

Kill em all

>>16326637
HEY GUYS LOOK AT THIS BITCH

if you want to not race and just be a sheep cuck then act like one and pull off to the side of the road and let him pass like a good obediant little sheep

>>16328255
>either break the law or get off the road
Spotted the fag in the slammed civic

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>driving in shitbox stock 94 accord with 3 friends in it
>riced hyundai tiburon pulls up next to us
>revving his shitty hyundai, eyeing up me in my 94 accord as a formidable opponent
>green light, he takes off as I accelerate as normal
>he flashes four ways to signal his victory
>tfw I was just another victory under his belt

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tfw the type r has a tarnished name because of faggots like in OPs story

>>16326515
There is literally nothing wrong with voting Trump

>driving around in v8 Lexus in the UK at 23, pretty much the don of car people
>guy I know in his new corsa is waving at me from behind as we wait at a roundabout because >school traffic
>get out of window and turn round
>"get a real car you fucking loser"
>kids laugh, his face drops
>leaves me alone
I wish I could live totally on my own forever and not have to engage the public

>>16328288
>there is literally nothing wrong with supporting a corrupt lowlife businessman
Ftfy

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>>16328338

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>>16328338

>someone annoys me because my diesel is slow
>roll coal on them

>communicating with people on the road
tint your windows dark and just keep to yourself

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I have a story about racing a ricer on the highway

>cruising along on the highway at 55 in my 84 chebby conversion van, towing a small trailer because moving
>stock 305, from the early 80's. brand new made 150ish HP
>hasn't had a tuneup since clinton was in office, the secondaries don't even open anymore
>some honda fartbox cuts out
>I'm going past him, and as I see him in my mirror I can hear a faint farting noise approaching
>pfffffftbhbfttttfhbthfbhtbht*getting closer*PFFFFFBHBTHBFHBFFFFTTTT
>I look to my side and see him eyeing me up and down after he's caught up to me
>revving his fart box up and down

This mother fucker is trying to race an early 80's conversion van, WITH A GOD DAMN TRAILER

>he drops down a gear and floors it, the farting is even more immense
>PBTPBTPBTFFFFFFFFFBBBBBBBPPTPPT
>I floor it too
>low rumble from the poor 305
>I'm slowly overtaking him
>This goes on for about 2 or 3 minutes
>during that time neither of us has even broken the speed limit yet, which was 65
>after finally getting ahead of him by maybe 300 feet? I slow down to see how he reacts to getting beat by a stock 80's conversion van
>he just continues on his way, only after dropping down again and unleashing the sound of a thousand demons after taco tuesday
>he giving me a quick angry look
>mfw

How do these fuckers get these pieces of shit so loud? I've experienced straight piped V8s and I6s, but they don't even compare to these air raid sirens they must have on their exhaust, coming from those tiny ricer engines.

>>16328453
Japanese engines scream like banshees at high revs

>>16326364
He was just having fun OP, you didn't need to get personally offended. A simple middle finger or a shoo motion would have done the trick instead of acting like Marcus Aurelius.

>>16328370

Muh nigga

>>16328338
you have to go back