So this scooter faggot thinks its okay to jump on peoples cars

Yell "GET OFF MY PROPERTY", pull out a shotgun and shoot on sight if he doesn't immediatly comply.

especially with my aluminum hood I'd go full-retard-rage and beat the ever living fuck out of that douchefag

>200%mad.jpeg

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this is the logic of scooter fags

>kai saunders

kek

>>16315590
eh, not like it was a nice car anyway

>>16315647
you are as dumb as a scooter fag

>>16315590
id jam that taco up his fucken ass

God scooterfags are the fucking worst. They plagued every skatepark I went to when I was younger.
Almost all of them started because they sucked ass at skating so they switched to easy-mode scooters because they need a handlebar to do anything.

push him over, park car on him. keep him under there till cops show up.

>>16315667
this made me kek harder than it should have

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>>16315626
>it's only a silvia

tfw i would probably own one and love the fuck out of it if it were available in burgerland

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>>16315723
>YOU ARE BEING PLACED UNDER CITIZEN'S ARREST

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>>16315590
when i see shit like this is makes me sad the same as when i see shit like this happen to bikes

>>16315723
naa
walk over calmly
grab scooter out of his hands
throw it on the roof

>>16315590
jump on his teeth

>>16315710
oh for sure, they're the worst.

>>16315756
rope between handles and towball. Then just go for a little cruse

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>>16315590

>>16315767
They don't want to face any significant challenge, they want to be good at something without putting any work into it.
That's why these little shits gave up on skateboarding when they realise it's not actually easy, but didn't pick up BMX or other bikes because they also aren't that easy to get into.
They stick to the easiest and least challenging thing and expect others to be impressed.
Impressed that a 13 year old can jump on his fucking scooter with plastic wheels.

>>16315781
topkek

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daly reminder steel>meet

>>16315772
too much effort
throwing it on the roof of some building would be more funny too

>>16315590
>shitty nissan owned by a scumbag
Who cares?

>>16315831
people who have ever brought a car with their own money care you tard.

>>16315831
I could be that sucmbag. and because this kid has followers kids might start jumping on cars to look kool.

>>16315831
being this fucking thick.

>>16315844
>paying money for a nissan
Kek
>>16315846
Im sure you are a scumbag. So long as they jump on nissans, i dont care

>>16315851
>being this triggered
Hello scumbag

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>>16315831
>>16315854
>>16315860

>>16315846
Imagine if this actually happened

>sudden new trend, it's kool to jump on cars
>extra kool if you get your picture taken
>not just the hood, but anywhere on it
>even extra kool points for targeting nice cars

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>>16315590

The only solution is waterboarding...

And being made a public spectacle.

Forced to pay for damages.

Judge bars parents from paying for it, must work it off via forced labor.

Forced to wear a sign that says, "I enjoy destroying other people's property."

Fuck his sister.

Eat the last donut.

Starve him until he can't move.

Leave him in Syria so isis renegades turn him into a rape bucket.

Watch on the internet as they chop his head off for being an American.

>Do not fuck with my car

>>16315590
what a coincidence I just watched one of this tardkids videos earlier today for the first time

he banged off a bus and some lady came out and yelled at him to not kick the bus and did this snotty teenager shit;
>I didn't kick it!
>you did I heard ya!
>I didn't kick it I wall-rided it!

>>16315844
>>16315846
>>16315851
Lmao, butthurt nissan scumbags

>>16315831
butthurt americuck with 25 year import law detected lol

>>16316090
BTFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>16315590
I'd probably punch him really hard and wind up in prison for it. I'm a little on edge these days

>>16316090
I like all cars. any car can be fun.
I don't like seeing things broken for no reason.
butthurt nii-san scum 4 sure

>>16316090
my god you are retarded.

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Just walk up and pretend you used to ride scooters, ask if you can use his for a sikk trick and then beat his head with it

>>16315738
>would love a sx
>sx for sux
>###sux dick
nissan

>>16316107
If you bunch him hard enough and leave you won't serve any time

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>>16316149

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>>16316151
This is why we need a second Holocaust

>>16316151
dam slav hockers, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>16316151
at least they admitted they are dumb.

>>16316159
How hard? I can punch pretty hard, I'm a big guy and I punch a lot.

>>16316192
you're a big guy

>>16316192
hard enough to knock him. just dont let him hit the ground and die, that aint cool

>>16316198
for you

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>>16315590
say sorry for putting my car in his way.

Take his boi pussy virginity

>>16316151
Can there be a porno skit where this happens and the owner "busts" them, after which point they quickly become apologetic and recompense the owner with sex?

>>16316132
Hahahahahahahahaha scumbag fucking triggered

Eat jamals cum you dumb nissan cuck

Btfo!

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>>16316218
>Eat jamals cum you dumb nissan cuck

says im triggered

>>16316215
>Implying that would do anything for a Miata owner

>>16316151
>Convertiblefags
>Never knowing if someone jizzed in the back of your car while you were gone

>>16316215
somehow men jumping on car seats and getting busted just wouldn't be the same though

>>16315590

He probably risk injury if he tried to jump off the hood of my F350 brodozer.

>>16315606
I don't think you know what "shoot on sight" means.

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0O0h s0oO kool

>>16315667
This. And then beat him to within an inch of his life with his scooter.

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>>16315590
I'd pay money to see someone come with a baseball bat from out of frame and nail him right in the face as he jumps off.

>>16315590
what is the chance he is half cast

>>16316541
>token darkie
kek

>>16315811
Those people thought it was just a Silvia too but now they think otherwise

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>>16316151
>>16315607
>especially with my aluminum hood

>>16315590
The true face of /n/... I fucking knew it

>>16315606
>Yell "GET OFF MY PROPERTY", pull out a shotgun and shoot on sight if he doesn't immediatly comply.

Still doesn't fix the damage he did to your car. Your hood has permanent dents in it. The metal is stretched if it is aluminum. These vandalizing kids depend on the "under 18" youth laws to escape any criminal record.

Meanwhile the kid laughs or fake cries that he can't pay so therefore he owes you nothing.

>>16316192
>How hard? I can punch pretty hard, I'm a big guy and I punch a lot.
In the USA, if you're an adult, you cannot punch someone under 18 or you'll be getting lawsuits and jail time.

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>>16315590
>>16315626
>>16316151
>>16317980
>cant respect other peoples property
reeeee

>>16317014
Why the fuck would anyone spend additional money on one of these cube cars?

Japan has such a weird tuning scene.

>>16315913
>eat the last donut
Fucking kek

>>16315590
Had to go to highschool with this little cunt for 3 years, he's always been an absolute piece of shit

>>16318072
Highschool? Fucker doesn't look a day older than 13

>>16318009
Uh yeah I'm pretty sure I said
>>16316107
>I'd probably punch him really hard and wind up in prison for it.

>>16315909
A lot of kids would be killed

seeing as my car is locked up in my garage, Is shoot him and sue his parents for damages

>>16318014
The same reason we put $15,000 murals of fucking wizards on cargo vans.

>>16316192
do you punch smaller guys on planes after breaking out of handcuffs?

>>16318288
wizards are cool tho

anyone who resorts to physical violence aginst a child is seriously autistic
how does no one see the autism in flying into a blind fury rage because someone who weighs less than 130 lbs stood on the hood of your car expecially when its a dumb child

>>16318319
>anyone who resorts to physical violence aginst a child is seriously autistic
Some kids need their ass beat.
I can tell that you needed this too but wasn't loved enough.

>>16317326
You know what's fucking funny?

It's a Sileighty, so when they saw it coming for them, they really did think it was just a Silvia. But then they saw the hatch and thought otherwise as it was going slideways into the crowd

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There are so many stupid people, who for some reason can't grasp the concept that they shouldn't touch things that aren't theirs. I used to have an Impreza (which is not fast or expensive) but I found dumbass plebs leaning on it, touching the Windows, looking inside while breathing on it, etc. I lost my shit so many times
Pic related

>>16318327
http://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/bentilee-schoolboy-was-punched-in-the-face-by-taxi-driver/story-29979797-detail/story.html

Sometimes the press don't judge a story well when you drop into the comments section.

Anything more than €100 is pretty fucking expensive if you ask me.

Not being able to understand that people paid, probably, hard earned money on things is a sign of either stupidity or being a spoiled brat. When people say they need to respect others propriety they don't mean to not insult it or some other retarded shit, just don't jump on the hood, for fuck's sake.

>>16318300
Only when it's part of my plan

I'm so glad i own a 90's shitbox truck.

>>16318397
bretty nice car anon

>>16318423
Got off lightly. I'd have removed his testicles slowly with a blunt knife.

>>16318011
>cant respect other peoples property
If you cannot force people to be punished, they will keep on doing these things.

>>16318423
>threw egg at car
>driver chased him then broke his two front teeth with a single punch
>driver got away with no consequences because no one gave any info
Based af.

>>16316151
l don't get why they are so upset on the miata

>>16318072
What other assholery stuff does he do?

>>16318423
It's about time. These miscreant kids think they are immune due to child protection laws.

>>16318397
Funny story, I used to drive an old XJ6 that was meticulously maintained and had some work done to it. I had the same problem with people constantly leaning on it, so I took action.

Any time I left the car in a public place where I figured it would draw attention (I always tried my best to park away from areas like that), I would attach my battery booster to my positive and then clip the negative to the frame.

Now, on an old XJ6, the frame was seep and so were many portions of the body. When set up correctly with good connection, touching any portion of the metal would deliver a nasty shock.

I did this for about two years until one day I came out of the movies with my wife to see a bunch of security guards standing around it. Apparently some kid had gotten shocked and run off crying, but not before dropping his fucking scooter against the bumper and creating a connection that ran into dry grass on the island walkway.

It had started a small fire.

Easily put out by the security guards and once I told them what the reason was, they thought it was hilarious. Down side, the police that drove up seconds later thought it was less funny and slapped me with a handful of fines. I couldn't convince them it was an accident.

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>>16318423
>Sometimes the press don't judge a story well when you drop into the comments section.

The problem is kids often throw rocks at cars. The chance of kids throwing eggs in the day also being the same kids that throw rocks at night is pretty high. It's hard to have sympathy for kids throwing rocks at cars. Especially when they drop rocks off a bridge over a highway.

>>16318397
Put the wing back on.

>>16315784
So scooterfags are the stancefags of the /asg/ world?

>>16318014
Look up "dajiban"

>>16315590
>Visiting the UK
>Mate lets me drive around
>Park it pretty late in Manchester
>Come back to see kids climbing all over it
>Jumping off for scooter tricks
>Get closer and realise they're all 16-24, just really small
>Tell them to fuck off
>Smallest guy does best dindu-strut up to me and reaches in his pocket
>Shove him to the ground
>Entire group goes fucking nuts like chimps in a zoo
>Surrounded as the manlet with tats on his neck and 3 teeth total starts rambling in moonspeak
>Pulls a knife
>It's a fucking ceramic kitchen paring knife
>He scratches up the car
>By this point friends have caught up
>Ausfriend is 6'5, built and sleep deprived
>Just hear a booming "You little cunts"
>Sprints towards them
>Their lines break
>One climbs onto the car to claim higher ground
>Snatches his leg and flings him like a ragdoll
>Thrown so fast he doesn't even touch the car
>Proceeds to bodyslam 2 of them into the concrete
>The rest route
>They round a corner as we inspect the damage
>They come puttering out from behind a building on bicycles and mopeds
>Just leave their friends moaning on the ground
>They're all jabbering in moonspeak at us
>Ausfriend notices one has crawled in front of the car
>Goes and nudges him out of the way with his foot
>Drive off
>The one he nudged out of the way slaps the side of the car
>Ausfriend tries to climb out of the moving car
>We try to convince him to just let it go
>He says ok, but gets out anyway
>Runs around to where they had their bikes and shit
>Comes out with a scooter
>Cringe as I think he's going to beat the guy with it
>Disassembles it, taking about 5-10 minutes
>Pockets the bolts
>Leaves him with just the handlebars
>Throws everything else onto a roof
>Gets back in the car and we leave

I'd probably just find the kid's parents and make him work to pay off the scratching, but violence often is a solution

>>16318397
That's clean, I like it.

>>16315590
If I knew where he lived, I'd track him down and beat him to a pulp, or destroy something of his.

>>16318744
Pretty much. Down to the vape.
They are disliked by skaters just like stancefags are disliked by other motorists.
And just like them, they give you the good old "why u care bro it doesn affect u, were just havin fun bro *blow sikk vape cloud* ur a hater or smth?"

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>>16318764
>>Ausfriend is 6'5, built and sleep deprived
>>Just hear a booming "You little cunts"
Anon be honest

>>16315748
Motorcycles are for homosexuals, just like scooters.

>>16318779
That won't teach him anything. What you need to do is delete is social media accounts, while he watches. Mommy can buy him a new iPhone or scooter, but she can't replace the chunk you'll take out of his ego.

>>16316151
>implying I wouldn't jack off while sniffing the seats
out fucking skilled

>>16318810
Are you still butthurt you can't use the carpool lane like us?>>16318818
>delete is social media accounts
You can't delete social media accounts.

>>16318825
I don't live in a city crammed full of fags, no need for a carpool lane.

>>16318837
>I don't live in a city crammed full of fags, no need for a carpool lane.
>thinks carpool lanes are in the city
lmao what

>>16318818
Could always break his fingers or cut his achilles.

>>16318857
I agree with this man.

>>16318764
>dindu-strut
>chimps in a zoo
>I'd probably just find the kid's parents and make him work to pay off the scratching
You can't do that. They would cobble up some more fake testimony and damages and sue you as their money ticket. You can't prove the kids did anything if they all lie with a common story. But they do have you for assault due to your admission. So there is no legal punishment for them. And since you did unjustified assault on minors, you have a criminal record.

>mfw Ohio has the Castle Doctrine
>CD also applies to your car
>jumping on hood of car can be considered assault with intend to cause harm

BLAM BLAM!! Scooter trash.

>>16318704
You sir, are a fucking talent among the masses masquerading here as enthusiasts. Have some cake

>>16318873
I meant the kid OP showed. I know there's no way of getting anything from the cunts that fucked with mate's car. They couldn't even afford dental work.

Sidenote: The minors immediately backed off, they ran and were unharmed

>>16318882
Ohio is best state

>>16315738
leave now faggot.

>>16318889
Reddit please leave

>>16315590
>wwyd
get security cameras, if he does it again I'll call the cops, show them the video, and he gets arrested.

>>16318844
Oh that's right, forgot about all those carpool lanes in the country and up in the mountains.

>>16315590
The razer scooter is probably older than him.

>>16317014
But Kotori is worst girl

>>16319334
highways*
Good luck finding carpool lanes in a city block

>>16315738
Anon you can import an S13 Silvia into Burgerland.

>>16319195
>get security cameras, if he does it again I'll call the cops, show them the video, and he gets arrested.

Not the same situation, but kids in my area have been caught doing things before and avoided prosecution by saying the person asked them to do a stunt while he recorded the stunt. A recording is not the instant guaranteed proof you might think. Dindu have been prosecuted so many times that the alibi book is packed full of template responses that can be applied if you are not maximum careful in how you obtain evidence.

>>16319352
Highways in and around cities*

>>16318319
so hes feels he is old enough to smoke weed, but not not enough to get beat when he decides to jump on someones property,

>go back to red dit and share memes

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>>16318530
>>16318774
Thanks m9s

>>16318742
Don't have it anymore anon, but I did have a roof lip on it, just to make it a little bit different from other imprezas
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>>16318704
Hahaha, pretty smart. Kinda sucks that you got fined for it. It makes me cringe when I park in a crowded space and I see people just swing their door open without even looking to see how far away the car next to them is. I parked my current car (GT Legacy) next to some other subarufag cause I figured he would be a little more careful. When I got back there was a nice dent in my door. Now I make sure to park away from everyone.

>>16316215
The Miatafag would ask to fuck their brothers for compensation

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>>16315590
Holy fuck, I'm going to find this kid and beat him to death.

>>16315738
I agree burgerfriend S15 is the prettiest

is it just the one guy that hates based Nissan and calls anyone who likes their cars a scumbag?

been seeing it alot lately. what's his deal?

>>16318801
>what are tradies

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>>16315590
I don't get angry; I get stabby.

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>>16318011
LITERALLY BREAKING THE NAP

>>16315590
>turn head 90 degrees sideways
>screech
>follow him around all day and attack him when he is alone

Anyone have link to the video?

Even when my car was a used shitbox i still flipped my shit on people doing this fuckwit stuff

>>16315590

Jesus christ what the fuck? Its only an S15 christ why are you delusional fucks getting so butthurt over a 15 yr old nissan christ. Do you all catch the bus? I've owned two and can tell you that you all need to get off your neetbux and buy one and you will realise they are what they say on the box - a 15 year old nissan.

>>16321135
I flip out over even the lesser stuff, like when people put stuff on your car for some reason. It's a car, not a shelf.

Actually, someone put a soda on my car at the last /o/ meet I went to and I nearly died.

>>16321138
Nice bait desu senpai.

>>16321138
You don't even have a license faggot

>>16321161
>I flip out over even the lesser stuff, like when people put stuff on your car for some reason. It's a car, not a shelf.

almost relateable, as long as they ask first and try not to scratch it its fine but when i drive some people and someone in the back starts eating crumby food like chips i absolutely lose my shit

>>16321161
>Hey man can you take your soda off my car please
>bro stop being a fucking sperg
can't win

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>>16316291
>>16318002
You stupid fucks.

he'll place up a kickstarter to help funding with the removal of the scooter out of his anus.

>>16321161
>>16321171

What the fuck hahah, they are 12,000 dollar cars owned by a myriad of 18yr old kids. They get crashed so often that a new bonnet is $200 or less, and pewter is the most common colour so its certainly not hard to find. The only 'special' thing you can see is the aero front bumper, worth around 1k without it being cut for an intercooler. I sincerely feel sorry you guys thinking that this is bait or im a busrider, if you can't afford a 15yr old nissan and have been out of high school for over a year. I flogged the shit out of mine and sold it to a literal 17 (and a half as he told me) high school tradie. Offense is intended.

>>16321138
do you even read?
>wwyd if he jumped on your car

the s15 is irrelevant you cuck

>>16315590
>So this scooter faggot thinks its okay to jump on peoples cars for his shitty scooter videos. Infuriates me. wwyd if he jumped on your car?

Doesn't he also claim to pay for damages to every car that has stomped bent hoods? Or what does he say about the damages he's done?

>>16321126
think he deleted it when the Australian car scene wanted to kick his face in

>>16321254
>Only reading the first post of every thread

>>16321257
his mom found out and now she has to foot the bill apparently.

>>16321257
How's Australia mate?

>>16321275
Hopefully more car owners come forward and have some sort of proof. Otherwise that kid will lie about damaging their cars.

i'd get my tire iron out of the boot and flog the little cunt

>>16315590
>Grab scooter
>throw it in the car
>drive off
>toss scooter in river

>>16315590
I'm not exactly sure how I would approach this.
On one hand I could inform the police but most likely nothing would be done or at worst he get's a slap on the wrist. I could just punch him but I'm worried that all my pent of rage from my job would come pouring out and then I'd go to jail for either brutally killing a kid or severely injuring him. I think I'd just call him a nigger and tell him fuck off.

>>16318704

Where was the battery booster placed? Where did you connect the negative? From within the Trunk?

>>16318423
>read the story, poor kid brutalized by evil taxi driver!
>read comments, screw that kid he got what he deserved

love the disconnect

>>16318764
>>Throws everything else onto a roof

YES

Are scooterfags just kids who lack the minute amount of talent needed to skateboard?

>>16315590
honestly? No macho?
Call the cops and follow him. I'm 33 and I'm not going to jail for punching some little pubescent child in a car park that probably has cameras then getting into my registered vehicle and driving off. I have 2 assault charges already for correcting adults behavior.
>>16322780
skateboarding may be pointless. but it definitely requires highly refined skills to do remotely well.

>>16322780
>>16322919
>flatland sports
>skill
Spotted the degenerates.

Also my god are skaters so retard these days. They've become the goth smokers of the day just they vape instead of smoke.

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>>16322934
spotted the armchair athlete. I bet those kids tease you too.

>>16322950
If you're not going downhill or over the ocean it's not a real sport.

>>16322953
What about going uphill?

>>16322989
What sport would that be?

>>16318636
They're not. they're getting off from all the attention they get from doing shit like that.

>>16322953
you can ride them downhill
https://youtu.be/NkXzit3b348
it's also a sanctioned sport

>>16323038
Looks pretty lame.

>>16315738
>weaboo crying over shitty weeb car
Can you at least try to not be so fucking stereotypical?

>>16323047

>tripfag
>scooter enthusiast

lol what a fag

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>>16318319
Fuck off Hippie faggot. "You toucha my car, I breaka you face." Just because some pussy parents aren't willing to teach this little puke some respect doesn't mean the rest of society won't.

>>16323053
Go away, trash

>>16322780
Yes. Because any kid with the coordination to run and jump can scooter but even basic skateboarding tricks take weeks of practice to do consistently well.

>>16318823
kek

>>16323482
>even basic skateboarding tricks take weeks of practice
That right there is why I gave up skateboarding. That, and the fact that a single piece of gravel can jam a wheel and throw you off.
Mountain biking was way more fun.

>>16323767
It's the very thing that attracted me to it as a kid. I was always persistent when I wanted to do something, and the payoff (doing tricks and making them look easy) was great. Now I'm older and don't skate as much or as well, but I can still land a steezy fakie varial flip that leaves younger guys and kids at the skatepark practicing and failing at it for hours. Nobody does varials anymore.

scooters are for those type of faggots who can't ride a skateboard without a training bar to keep their balance on it.

>>16318365
holy shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALVl-3W9SDI

>>16323767

>Mountain biking is way more fun

FTFY

>>16323808
Why the fuck are those idiots standing around the track with cars drifting on it? Anyone who drifts or watches drifting knows that they crash ALL THE FUCKING TIME. Drifting is driving the car beyond the limits of traction so it is ALWAYS only a slight misstep away from catastrophe.

Always keep your distance from drift kiddies, or eventually someone is going to slide into your dumb ass.

>>16318423
>>16318630
>>16318732
>>16322458
Shit gets even worse...
Now they're butthurt their own readers blamed the kid.

http://m.stokesentinel.co.uk/readers-react-to-boy-14-who-was-punched-by-cabbie-lost-two-teeth/story-29982673-detail/story.html

>>16323820

Dude the limit of traction and the limit of control are way different.

Losing traction can be quite controlled at all times.

Lurk more

>>16323873
So what you're saying is you're illiterate because you basically ignored my entire point which is that the limit of traction and the limit of control are so close that crashes WILL happen when people play in that range. Thanks for admitting you're a fucking dumbass though that was very mature of you.

>>16323815
>FTFY
It was fun until I got my driving license. When I didn't have to ride everywhere, I discovered the wonders of arriving on time and not windblown.
And then the good footpaths got filled with fucktards with dogs and fat people, and I can't get any speed up anywhere off-road, and the lycra warriors laugh at me on the road when I'm trying to get somewhere.
Plus, having put on 30lb and lost a bunch of the conditioning, slogging up hills is actually really fucking hard. Climbing a steep hill for a mile now leaves me too tired to properly enjoy bombing down the other side.

The world has changed, and I don't like it.

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>be me
>had to park car in an industrial area
>I won't be long little car
>Anonkundon'tleavemealone.gif
>Walk away and go and pick up what I had to pick up
>15 mins pass by
>Walking back to my car
>heard someone hitting something from the distance
>as I approach my car saw 3 high schoolers running away
>I am not aware of what happened
>approach my car
>see pic related
>lose my shit
>ask around
>"Oh they were 3 kids that just started hitting the car and I they even used a knife."
>"They were 3 african american teens"
>WHY DIDNT YOU YELLED OR SAY ANYTHING
>witness was afraid
>security camera doesn't help either
>they fit the description of 80% of basketball americans.
>can't see their faces because they are too black for the cameras.


I haven't been that sad for several years now. Fucking NYC man.

>eurocuck license plate
What a surprise. In America shit like shit might get you blown away. Armed society=polite society

>>16324130
>Armed society=polite society
And yet, Americans are the rudest cunts you'll ever meet. No respect for anyone, think freedom and justice flow out their asshole.

>>16318319
you mean seriously normal. it's called discipline.

fear can not be reasoned away by putting on a fedora and questioning the foundations of morality. fear is fear. you can not say "but it's not right" when someone punches your face and magically unpunch yourself. you can not get rid of the bruises from the police, erase the marks left by the cuffs, and remove yourself from jail because you have a philosophical opinion that has yet to be countered by your assailants.

when the police refuse to instill fear, you have to. chances are, the police won't bother you for doing the job they should have done but couldn't because of accountability in the eyes of the detached and delusional public.

you'll get the same half-assed "investigation" that the true criminal would have.

>>16324142
>t. assmad eurocuck who wishes he was born in the greatest nation

>>16324157
> t. Buttmad americunt who unironically believes america isn't a third world country

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>>16324142
>No respect for anyone, think freedom and justice flow out their asshole.

We don't respect the weak(you). Stay salty, cunt.

>>16324163
>t. anally annihilated eurofag who's on break from enjoying syrian cock up his ass

>>16324142
>Implying you've ever been to the US
Come on now, I know you can't afford to travel after paying for Muhammads "free" healthcare and $10/gallon diesel for your 3cyl cuckbox

>>16324130
FYI fuccboi ricers put yuro plates on their cars

>>16318945
Ohio is fucking garbage.

>>16324123
Anon... your 3000gt is one of the few cars that I recall here.

Makes me sad to know about what happened to your car.

>>16319356
Why import an S13 to Burgerland? We have more S13s here than douchebags to crash them I to walls.

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>>16316151
my dick

>>16324527
Millennials are obsessed with shitty over rated Instagram flex machines

>>16324142
You're probably just being a pissy little fag when ever you meet one and don't realize it. Naturally they treat you like a child.

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>>16324142

Deal with it

>>16324130
not euro

>>16324142
True. They are even worse than Russians. There is a reason the term "Civilised society" isn't even spelled correctly over there.

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>>16324163
>Buttmad americunt who unironically believes america isn't a third world country

When the police are ineffective against the criminals due to anti-profiling and anti-discrimination laws wrecking officers' careers with discrimination complaints and lawsuits, then you get Detroit. The citizens get disgusted at the non-prosecution and do "white flight" to areas that do have prosecution.

>>16320157
He's probably smoked weed 3 times and now its part of his scooter persona. This kid is exactly what's wrong with youth nowadays, It's not about doing stuff you enjoy it's about getting as much attention on social media as possible.

>>16323862
Lmao, well the kid won't ever throw another egg at a car I'd bet.

>>16315647
Doesn't matter. I drive a rusty shitbox truck. And I stand on my hood to tie stuff to the roof rack. But I'm still kicking other people's ass if I catch them up there.

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>>16318704

You must ride the bus because 12v dc wont shock you and all electronics are grounded to the frame or body you mong, it's perfectly safe. you need an AC open circuit to electrocute i.e. hot lead to isolated conductor and the neutral to ground. so when someone grabs it they complete the circuit by grounding to earth and electrons flow through the path. with 24v eletronics like a big truck you would only feel a tingle and it would take hours of direct contact to hurt anyone. If you don't believe me go touch both terminals on a car battery with your bare hands. you wot feel a thing.
>>16320568
dummy
>>16322438
>Where was the battery booster placed?
His imagination. You're also dumb

>>16328538
If you use a boost converter you can get up to dangerous levels of DC voltage fairly easily. 600VDC is pretty dangerous even with small amperage levels.

Of course, this takes more work than it's really worth.

>>16315590
id take that scooter and beat him senseless with it then tell him respect other peoples property or its gonna happen again

>>16323169
don't you have a curb to be jumping over scooterfag?

>>16328838 >>16318704
If someone shocked me because I brushed against his car while getting into mine, I would be pissed. Unlike those kids, I would use your shocker against you. I'd go to your licenseplate light and remove the bulb or break the bulb glass which of course is super easy. All I need to do now is touch a wire (I have a small spool of #12 in my trunk) to one of the separated electrified parts of your car and the other end to one of the exposed wires in the broken bulb (or the middle contact in the bulb socket). Your battery boost unit would then pump power (for a short time until it's electronics burned out) to all parts of your car's internal wiring. A lot of your electronics such as radio, main computer, and ignition controller would thus be burned out. It's expensive to replace.

And no, this is not a new story or cut and paste. I've friends like you, so I sort of admire your audacity in fighting crime. But there are genuine cases of innocent passersby that can be hurt. If it was my neighbor who has a pacemaker, touching your car while getting into his might have killed him.

>>16328904
>don't you have a curb to be jumping over scooterfag?

Curbs don't give him youtube views. So he picked a gimmick of jumping cars. He'd jump his scooter wheels off against the sides of cars or their hoods.

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>>16328970
I never realized how bad things truly are

>>16328838
Yes you could step up the voltage but this flaming pants fgt thought you could do it with a 12v jump pack.


>How it actually went down
>>16318704
Funny story, I have a bus pass that was meticulously maintained and had some work done to it. I had the same problem with people constantly leaning on it, so I took action.

Any time I left the card in a public place where I figured it would draw attention (I always tried my best to imagine away from reality like that), I would attach my battery booster to my nips and then clip the negative to the anus.

Now, on an old lady, the frame was soggy and so were many portions of the body. When set up correctly with good connection, touching any portion of the mump would deliver a nasty smell.

I did her for about two years until one day I came out of the movies with my anime body pillow to see a bunch of security guards standing around it. Apparently some kid had gotten a shocker and run off cumming, but not before dropping his fucking grinder info in my pocket and creating a connection that ran into my dry ass in the island walkway public restroom.

It had started a small fire.

Easily put out by the security guards and once I told them what the reason was, they thought it was hilarious. Down side, the police that drove up seconds later thought it was less funny and slapped me with a handful of fines. I couldn't convince them it was an accident.

>>16324178
>>16324184
>>16324194
>>16324157
t. Triggered americunts. Stay fat!

>too much to read here

anyone in NSW got in touch with the owner?

Is this faggor from Americaland?

>>16328980
yeah yeah, stay poor.

>>16328973
Some kids like this one push their immunity under the law to the limit. When you catch them, you can't punch them or even grip them too hard that bruises them or you get a lawsuit which you almost always lose due to child abuse.

Those child laws are way too effective at protecting criminal kids in the USA. Sometimes, ghetto kids go into the library to look for things to snatch and run. They also go thru jacket pockets if the coat is draped on the chair. If they score car keys, they quickly go to the parking lot to find the car that opens up. They know all the PC key phrases to make you let them go. If you grab one going thru your stuff or try to take back your galaxy phablet, they say "STOP FONDLING ME YOU PEDOPHILE!" and run off. Now those victims learned their lesson and do racial profiling to the max. When anyone sees a "crime wave" walking by, they hunch over their stuff or stop charging the iphone.

>>16329064
poor like half of your population?

>>16329042
yes his mummy had to foot the bill. $500 i believe, the incident happened some time ago and they guy got his mate to fix it. otherwise it would have cost more.

>>16315590
>So this scooter faggot thinks its okay to jump on peoples cars for his shitty scooter videos. Infuriates me. wwyd if he jumped on your car?

File a claim with my insurance company file charges for destruction of property, (no way in hell its dent or scratch free after that), go after him personally because he's got a youtube channel and monetizes that shit but is probably too stupid to have incorporated. In short find a lawyer that is just as big an asshole as I am and , take him and his fucking parents for everything I can.

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>>16324123

East New York?

>>16328538
>you need an AC open circuit to electrocute
The bank of capacitors we use for destructive testing at my workplace begs to differ.

>>16330023
So he only had damages for one car. I guess he successfully denied doing any damages for all the other cars.

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>>16329778
>poor like half of your population?

>>16329778
Well, America has high infrastructure costs, so the cost of living is going to be higher than some place such as China. So the population that cannot compete is going to fall behind due to COL. That lower half population is propped up by large amounts of social welfare paid for by the other half of americans who are net positive income earners.

Unfortunately, a result of paying for social welfare is that many in the upper half are dragged down by the regressive nature of paying for social welfare. That's a major part of what also reduced the middle class which was able to compete, but was dragged down by regressive expenses. It's regressive to them because the rich don't feel the cost of social welfare the same way that the middle class does.

In many ways, the rich are helped by social welfare because they own the businesses that sell goods and services to those who purchase it with social welfare. Thus in a cynical sense, the rich should actually praise social welfare for making them richer and increasing the gap between the rich and poor.

>>16316151
>literally inviting the most autistic portion of car people to do mad skidz, burnouts, donuts, etc. outside her house at nighttime in retaliation for this kind of disrespectful behaviour
these dumb bitches dont know it yet, but they're now at war with every miata owner and the geneva convention doesnt apply

>>16329778
So you're saying america is at least 50% richer than your country? Bravo

>>16318764
nice story

>>16324142
>all these american replies doing exactly this

pottery