Let me make one thing very clear: I'm not your average

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Let me make one thing very clear:

I'm not your average neon owner. I'm not a ricer. My car is sculpted such that unless that air resistance is creating down force - it's not felt. I don't have any larger an exhaust than I need for maximum power. And I certainly don't have a cone filter hanging above the exhaust manifold. This car is built to have surprising manoeuvrability on the touge and surprise you even more on the drag strip. Sorry Americans, this is one Jap car that you _won't_ beat in that one insignificant area of racing. I've run 17 metric seconds in this thing in a metric quarter mile experience day. Do you even know the first thing you do to a car to improve its time on the strip? You do? I'm impressed. Oh you think it needs more power and tyre? Idiot. There's only one way to drive a neon, and that's with aggression in your heart and a dream in your eyes. Maybe one day I'll meet you at the strip. Maybe one day you'll think it's me but won't be sure. Just look straight ahead. I've got a sticker that says "It's me" and you'll see it soon enough.