>only 1% of the road users in my country (UK) use motorbikes

>only 1% of the road users in my country (UK) use motorbikes
>1% of the population is homosexual

I see a trend.

>you're a pussy unless you voluntarily torture yourself with rain, cold, a sore butt, numb legs, noise, terrible grip on anything but dry roads and the constant danger of finding an early death just because someone else looked for a radio station at the wrong moment

>>16309412
literally none of this is true, and theres such a thing as waterproof gear.

Also crashes aren't literally insta death usually, you fall off, roll, skid a few metres.

>>16309435
There's also such a thing as training your ass to accommodate a horse dildo, but that doesn't make it fun.

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>>16309452
>mummy! why wont you let me buy a motorcycle?

Because bikes are fucking retarded. Cars are more practical and can go around a wet corner without sending the driver sliding into oncomic traffic.

>>16309452
Obviously you've never been fucked hard with a horse dildo. Once you get used to it it's fucking amazing.