>coming out of Wal-Mart >this smug bastard is slashing

i don't own a mercedes benz though

>>16308815
Impossibru, I drive toyota

>>16308815
I'd kill anyone with a tire iron if I caught then slashing my tires.

>Be me
>Never shop Walmart
>I don't drive a Mercedes

I have no face.
Scotty is my hero

>>16308823
You wouldn't do shit, take your murder fantasies back to /k/

Laugh, because that POS 25 year old Celica isn't mine.

>>16308815
take a long hard look at my life choices and wonder how it came down to being a Walmart shopper.

I'd start crying and ask him to stop bullying my car

ITS TIME FOR THE SCOTTY KILMER CHANNEL

TODAY I'M GONNA SHOW YA HOW TO SLASH THIS FAGGOTS TIRES

>>16308831
My car is literally the only reason I didn't kill myself years. You get your ass I'd beat someone senseless for vandalizing it.
Also, fuck k.

>>16308895
You say you would but you wouldn't do anything. I'd beat someone's ass, yeah, but not fucking murder them.

"Thank you Madam President"

>>16308895
>>16308897
Scotty would fuck you both up. Don't kid yourselves.

>it's a Scotty goes on a tirade against the Jews episode

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>>16308815

BEGONE SCOTTY

GO BACK WHENCE YOU CAME

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>>16308815
yell as loud as i can:
>FFFFFFUCKIN' REV UP YER ENGINE FAGGAMUFFIN!

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>>16308933
"Come here, you little faggot!"

>>16308944
Thanks Scotty.

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>>16308933
NOT THE MONEY PIT

>>16308944
Thanks Scotty

>>16308944
Thanks scotty

>>16308831
>defending your property
>murder

Hi Euroclown

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>>16308895
>Also, fuck k.
wew

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>>16308933
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>16308815
put compression fittings on his brake lines

>>16308831
>murder
>wrong

overpopulation yo

where's your sense of progressive earth-friendliness

I'd rev up my engines and fuck him in the poop chute with my compression brake fitting.

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>>16308944
Thanks Scotty

>>16308815
Scotty wouldn't do some nig shit like that, so....not worry.
>>16308885
This was funny as fuck though, read it in his voice and everything. Can hear his background music now

>>16308815
1. I don't shop at Wal-Mart, so it's someone else's car.
2. If it's a Mercedes, I might just help him out - the son of a bitch who owns the thing probably deserves it, and the tire replacement and rotation puts a little money into the local economy. What's not to like?

>>16308815
take pics/video and call the cops

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Heh, the fuck you're gonna do now?

Sprint up and kick/knee him in the head followed by beating until he's out cold then run his fucking leg over with the flat because I JUST REPLACED MY TIRE

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>>16308944
Thanks Scotty

>>16308815
Rev my engine and blow out the old fucks eardrums.


>open header 502 big block

>>16308944
Thanks Scotty

>>16308885
REV UP YOUR ENGINES!

>constantly pokes toward camera while slashing.

>>16308944
Thanks Scotty

>>16308922
I wonder how strong he is...no homo, just wondering..

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>>16308895
U f0king wot m8

are wal-mart parking lots a warzone? What's up with tire slashing and keying

>>16308815
>implying I don't own a Mercedes Benz
>implying some jealous NEET an/o/n didn't slash my tyres previously after getting BTFO at the local bench racing strip
>implying Scotty wasn't there repairing them with an OBD2 diagnosis
"these new Mercedes Benz tyres don't even have dipsticks to check pressure! How ridiculous is that?"
>implying I'm not currently revving up my engines with freshly repaired and serviced tyres basking in an/o/n's ass pain

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>>16308815
>S-scotty a-are you okay?
Lmao

>>16308831
>he wouldn't commit murder for his car
lol
elevate your mental state faggot

>>16308944
Thanks Scotty

>>16308895
>somebody hating on /k/
Well that's a first

>>16313237

>that's a first

It's quite common. They're called Europeans.

>>16308815
tell him he cuts tires better than he cuts his videos.

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>>16308895

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>>16308815

>record him slashing the tires
>he sees me, runs away
>call the cops, show them the video
>he goes to jail for vandalizing someones property
>Get new tires
>/o/ commits Sudoku because no Scotty

>>16308944

thanks scotty

>>16308944
Thanks, Scotty!

>>16313134
RIP arm

>>16313134
Talk about a Blow Job!!

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>>16313668
Don't worry, Anon. We'd still get videos from him teaching us how to shank somebody in prison with an off-brand toothbrush.

>>16308944
Thanks Scotty!!