>be me >look away for a second while car door is half open

>in my Volvo 240
>open the door just a tad
>the double jointed door flings open and hits the curb
>pieces of concrete all over the place
>door is unscathed
>glove box remains closed

>door open
>at any speed
idk op you cant just blame the car like that

>>16297804
I meant the door opened all the way on its own in a slow motion and hit the wall, the car was obviously stationary.

>>16298175
>what is basic physics

>Me
>Drive Niva
>Door is close too hard
>Car is disassemble

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>driving my trusty Hilux
>distracted by lonely goat on the roadside
>get out to have some alone time with it
>door hits a nearby rock
>rock was actually CIA operative
>drone strike obliterates me three seconds later

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>>16297741
>glove box remains closed

>>16298457
What were you going to do to that goat?

>>16298513
Is Boris!
https://youtu.be/K9CgSjQDAvE

>>16300312
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