President Trump has personally selected you to help him get rid

>>16265427
>corvette
>fast

Choose one.

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>>16265427
Pic related. Wouldn't even feel the protestors. And it wouldn't break down within 3 laps either.

>>16265427
hellcat challenger with a header dump & american flag paint job

so fuckin fast & heavy it won't be stopped by even the most obese of ameri-lards

>>16265435
>3.2 0-60
>slow

go get the noose

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>>16265459
it doesn't matter if it accelerates to 60 in 1.2 seconds if that colossal piece of garbage breaks down before it even hits 60, therefore making it slow

>>16265474
Not an argument

>>16265497
>the shitbox is unreliable, thus making it slow
>well in my fantasy land it is reliable, so it doesn't matter
>damage control is my preferred way of arguing

i don't know how you are so autistic to say it isn't a valid argument when it clearly is

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>>16265427
I won't even notice I hit anything.

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Duramax allison snowplow

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>>16265427
What are you going to do, burn them when it overheats?

Tesla.

Gotta be ironic, and running people over who so badly want electric cars, with an electric car, is perfect for the job.

Plus when you hit the 15th whale, you might burst the battery pack and cause an explosion, killing anyone that might have got out of the way.

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>>16265458
Nice choice but i prefer the gigahorse for such application.

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theres protesters at Trump Tower right

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Easy pick. Replace ordinance with protesters and done.

>>16265427
>yfw I'm one of the protestors

>>16265993
>>yfw
>no picture

???

>>16266003
Is it wrong that i want to see it hit a deer?

>>16265717
WITNESSED

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>>16265427
>pesky protestors
Protestors can carry concealed weapons for self defense under the 2nd amendment. So you won't last very long as anonymous bullets go thru car doors. OP's car would fall apart quick under baboon attack.

>>16265497
>replying to alphonse

>>16265692
shitload of torque right when you press the throttle can only be good but in a budget a newer panther could do the job

>>16266744
wow! what a nice truck!

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>>16265427

>>16265558
>thinking corvette engines are unreliable
Ok man its not as reliable as your honda if you treat it like shit

>>16266428
>liberals
>2nd amendment

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A Mustang, duh.
Gotta get the job done right. Nothing hits crowds of people like the 'stang.

Audi A8 W12 Armored

>>16266428
>butthurt liberals
>owning guns

>>16266744
Cool truck Ahmed.

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Black lives don't matter.

>>16265427
>new
>American

I guess some sort of coal-spewing cuck truck. Tastefully lowered to the point where I can run down manlets but still not have to worry about the curbs.

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>>16265427
https://youtu.be/LEjqfOKiGWE

>>16265435
Overheat in a crowd of negros

>>16269589
that sounds pretty hot anon

Some HD pickup
>Ram 3500 cummins
>Ford F450 V10 gas or Diesel

Some old ass truck or something because we're just gonna wreck it with the blocks anyway.

>>16265441
What's up, Hammond?

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>see crowd of protestors
>plant it in my corvette
>hard acceleration for a moment then suddenly slow down as car goes into limp mode
>nudge a 7ft 300lb negro at 1mph as you come to a stop
>imded

although on the chance i do make it through the crowd, the imminent oil slick will ensure my escape. not too bad a choice t,bh

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This or that truck from Nice kek

>>16269675
why so mad about affordable sports car