>chatting up girl at bar >"so what do you drive, anon?"

Nobody but bus riders give a fuck about the gtr

>>16246666
Checked

>buying cars to impress other people

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>>16246657

>>16246657
>he's so unattractive he needs a car to get girls
I did it when I still rode a fucking bicycle to and from work, you need to re-evaluate your fucking life

>>16246666
the quads speak the truth

NISSAN FANBOYS BTFO

>buying a car so you have something to get some nasty gold digger slut in a bar

Lmao, gm cucks

>>16246657
>>"so what do you drive, anon?"
Translation:"how much money you spent on your car is an indicator if how much money I can extract from you"

i drive a 2013 honda /fit/ and ive fucked just about 20 girls in the back with the seats down

listen. guys. only other men care you bench 350. only other guys care about your horsepower. only other guys care about your "cool" stuff. most bitches only care that you support yourself and are at the very least decent

>>16246666
nice script

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>>16246657
>"oh I love Corvettes! You'll have to take me for a ride sometime ;)))"
hopefully she lives within 6 miles of the bar

>>16246657
>implying racers need girlfriends

>>16246666
This.
I'd rather drive a CLA over a fucking Nissan

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>>16247012
corvette drivers arent racers, they are c&c enthusiasts

>>16246657
Only hole in your story is Chad driving a v6.

>>16247065
probably an ecoboost mustang

>>16247074
Only hole in that version is Chad isn't gay.

>>16247025
you probably drive a fucking pt cruiser faggot

there is literally nothing wrong with either of those cars

>>16247065
6 cylinders is all Chad needs

>>16246696
>buying cars to impress other people
I hide my wealth level and am much happier for it. People don't try to involve me in their schemes nor do they hold my wealth against me. I guess I am one of those that doesn't need to have my ego stroked. Sure, I like it. But I don't seek that out. I am confident of my own value and position in life.

>>16246657
>oh I love Corvettes! You'll have to take me for a ride sometime

Oh I love Corvettes. You'll have to buy me lots of gifts all the time such as dresses and shoes. I'll use those dresses and shoes to attract better guys than you. So thank you for financing my ambitions.

>>16247010
blown the fuck out.

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>>16246666
btfo

Only people who buy corvettes are boomers and blue collar guys who can't afford a European sports car.
She's gonna be real impressed when she learns about the franchise you own/operate anon.

>>16246657
>leaves to go talk to v6 Challenger driving Chad who fucks her in the ass later that night
Fuckin' Chad again! I hate that guy.

>I did it when I still rode a fucking bicycle to and from work
Girls like good legs, and you get Dat Stamina Bikefagging is underrated.
>Until September, from whence it'll rain for six months non-stop

>>16246666
QUADS SPEAK

>>16246657
>bizarre/o/land.....
Really anon? Not bizarr/o/land, or even better, bizarr/o/world? And ellipsis is three dots, not fucking five

>>16246666
NO RECOVERY

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>>16246666
weebs are beyond recovery at this point

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>>16246666
KEK speaks.

>>16246666
only a gm fanboy busrider would say anything like that

>>16246666
Kuwads confirm, GTR fanbois btfo

>>16249139

> Implying people buy R34s and keeps them stock

>>16249247
>implying people buy cheby and keeps them stock

>>16249247
oh yeah dude i forgot that fartcan really adds 700 hp and the stance gives it more aero than an ACR right

>>16247010
there goes my sides

btfo

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>>16247010
gm won't recover

>>16246657
>Implying you'd actually make it to the bar in the first place without breaking down

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>>16249682
>fake lap times

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>>16246657
>oh y-you drive a BMW panzer-san, you must have alot of money, can you buy me a drink. T-that creepy old guy in a corvette was trying to hit on me, gross right?

>>16249798
>thinking that motor trend lies
what's wrong with you anon

>>16249845
>sorry to bother you but that guy two stools down has a rusty and old bimmer and i think he slipped me something,wyd??

>>16250029
the corvette was modified in that run.

lmao

>>16246666
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