Time for our daily BMW thread, no butthurt poorfags allowed.

ITT: hondababby falseflags with a shit that never happened story

>>16233559
I said poorfags not allowed fag

If poorfags aren't allowed then op needs to leave

>>16233592
But I own a new BMW

>>16233691

Bread on hood or GTFO, poorfag.

>>16233730
I'm at work poorfag so I cant

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>>16233756
>works
>calls himself rich

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I'll take Things That Never Happened for $400.

If you can't sense the parody in OP's post, you're retarded.

>I bought a used BMW for $3.5k: the post

>>16233756
If you work graveyard shift chances are you are not rich

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>>16233553
Nice, brother! Here's how my typical Monday went.

>ripping past everyone on the road to work at the office in my all-new 2017 BMW 435i XDrive Convertible
>young guys staring at me enviously when I get out of my car, wishing they were me, wishing they owned an all-new 2017 BMW 435i XDrive Convertible
>lunch time rolls around
>getting kind of horny
>call in the new secretary
>tell her to grab my keys from my coat pocket
>she grabs them, walks over with a smile, says "here you go!"
>notices the keys belong to my all-new 2017 BMW 435i XDrive Convertible
>smile turns to a dropped jaw
>she climbs over my desk begging me for sex
>eh, whatever, I say sure
>rides my cock like a pogo stick
>we fuck my lunch break away, so I skip the rest of the day to grab a bite
>boss asks where I'm going
>wave the keys as I walk by
>boss smiles and laughs
>drive home in my all-new 2017 BMW 435i XDrive Convertible to fuck my wife

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BMW is the friggen best
Poorefags will b mad

>>16236890
>what are timezones

>>16237086
>>16237094
Really like your M3, have fun man!

>>16233553
>Be me in my brand new M140i
>Innocent trip to the supermarket
>Park it like a pro
>See a couple of hotties eyeing up my M-Sport brake calipers
>They look a little flustered and walk over to my car
>"Can you give it a rev in sport mode m8?"
>*engine growls*
>Both girls make a face dive for my cock, fighting over who gets to suck it first
>cat fight ensues
>had to call the police
>go and get my shopping
>just a typical day in the life of a BMW owner

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>own nicer car that 90% of my college a BMW
>am the supreme gentleman
>girls never show any interest in me
>I'm the perfect
>decide to enjoy the sunset of Santa Barbara
>see a couple, day ruined
>go home and cry, jerking off in the mirror
>and a real hero