>not tailgating econoboxes just to let them know you drive

>>16231149
When dumb fucks tailgate me on the interstate in there BMWs and rustangs I take the fuck off and leave them at least 3 car lengths behind

Same goes for stop light races nothing like seeing salty bitches get dusted by a fucking Buick

>slow down to under speed limit
>someone about to pass
>floor and don't let them

top kek

>>16231393
kek

>>16231393
>Faggot in new a v6 Camaro trys doing this to me
>Out accelerate him because lol AWD
>He gets on my ass for 3 miles until his exit comes up

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>driving Toyota econobox DD on two-lane road
>driving @ speed limit because there are always fuck tons of cops on this road
>see some faggot in bright yellow "Porsch-ah" come blasting down the fast lane behind me
>targetacquired.exe
>pull into the fast lane ahead of him
>match speeds with the van next to me
>cuck has to slam on brakes
>spend the next ~2 miles perfectly matching the speed of the slow-ass van next to me
>porschecuck pounding his horn and flashing his lights
Here's the best part:
>theres a place I know cops like to sit
>just before we get there I switch lanes behind the van and let salty porschecuck overtake
>he gives me the finger and blasts past at incredble hihg speed
>right in front of a cop car
>gets ticket

I went to work with a huge boner that morning.

>>16232258
God bless you/Hail Satan

>>16232258
mom's gonna freak

>>16231430
Hope you progressively brake-checked him just to make sure he was paying attention, anon.
>>16232258
U r 1 cheeky cunt m8, I hate when faggots match speeds while they're in the fast lane