>Showing my American friend my motorcycle >"So this

>shit that never happened

>it's a eurocuck fails at shitposting episode

What? Motorcycles are pretty much the same anywhere in the world. Why would someone being American make a difference?

Plus, if they're not into bikes themselves, why would you expect them to know what any of the controls are?

>>16208530
>Every single time
So it happened like once

>>16208530
your friends are underage like yourself and don't know it's the clutch because that's the front brake on their Schwinn. You would've posted a pic of your bike if you had one without pedals.

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I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES

>Throws leg over set, hits cowl, scratches it
>Plays with levers, dry shifts, turns throttle a bunch of times (at least it's not a carbed bike with accel pump)
>Gets off bike from the right side, barely remembers to put sidestand down, leave dirty scuff on seat
>Almost drops bike

Fucking amateurs.

>>16208530
baka

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>>16208530
>implying America isn't the most bike knowledgeable country

https://youtu.be/BCiomnbRoaQ?t=2m41s

>>16210226
Ronnie Mac is a real American Hero (TM)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CMdNAgJCf8

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>>16210262
The hero we need.

https://youtu.be/yGG9v_sPIAg?t=50s