What kind of utter clown would buy a brand new econoshitbox when

This is assuming you can find an e39 by someone who can into car maintenance, which in the US is harder than you think.

>>16176605
Doesn't have to be an E39, or even a German car.

I know someone who got rid of a 10 year old Mini Cooper S for a base model brand new Audi A1. Blew my mind.

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>looks shit
looks are subjective
>boring to drive
most people dgaf
>made of plastic and will fall apart
that's fucking retarded
>lets everyone know you're a faggot
literally only op would notice
>generally just fucking awful
wow what a real car enthusiast

>looks fucking baller
ebin street cred chav
>hektik skidz everywhere
>implying op can skid
>pretty fucking damn reliable for a BMW
fucking right fucking fucking
>women will want to suck your dick
i.e. OP
>an all around stellar purchase
if you're a chav/turk/gypsy

This has to be the best bait I have ever taken. Thank you OP, you stellar fucking faggot.

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>>16176663
>he thinks an E39 is a chav/turk/gypsy car

Kill yourself idiot, pic related is your chav/turk/gypsy car.

>>16176669
That's cute, but a large majority of old BMW are subhuman transporters (i.e you).

>>16176669
Nigga what.
Every older BMW/Merc is a chav/turk/gypsy car.
E36, E39 and E46 especially.

>>16176681
E39 in standard trim is an old mans car, E39 with the MSport body is slightly boy racery but you need to get real if you think gypsies drive them.

>>16176686
E36 and E46 are not an E39 as far as I'm aware.

>>16176599
The shitbox will cost a lot less to run. And you won't look like you're on minimum wage and pretending to be rich

>>16176669
>>16176690
>OP gets triggered because he just found out he bough a POS chav/gypsy BMW

LMAO

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I`d rather drive a Corsa

>>16176696
>he thinks people posting on /o/ actually own cars

LOL

>>16176686

The E38 is the gypsymobile around here.

1. Most people want to buy newer and want a reliable toaster.
2. Just because you can afford the car doesn't mean you can afford to keep it maintained. Almost all old luxury cars I've seen are in shit shape because someone bought it using your logic and couldn't keep it up.
3. When buying a used car it's easier to go domestic or Japanese because there's more options so you can find one that isn't shit.

>>16176599
>530d
>d
Kill yourself

>>16176748
>1. Most people want to buy newer and want a reliable toaster
The urge to buy newer is irrational at this price bracket and reliability is a meme. Almost no modern cars are that unreliable for it to actually matter. Just fucking take care of the car and don't be a nigger.
>2. Just because you can afford the car doesn't mean you can afford to keep it maintained.
That's why you're not supposed to spend all your money on a car. Say you have 10k. You could buy a very slightly used depressing shitbox for 10k, or an older luxury car in mint condition for 5k.
>3. When buying a used car it's easier to go domestic or Japanese because there's more options so you can find one that isn't shit.
You have to live in an absolute bumfuck-nowhere to not be able to find an E39 or an E38 in good condition.

>>16176753
t. mad americunt that can't get adequate performance with 50mph and a sweet 6 cylinder turbo sound

>>16176784
50mpg*

Normies think newer = better
More expensive insurance
Normies are scared of maintenance

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>>16176784
>americunt
Try again, diesel loving faggot.

>>16176799
>stance lyf YO YO YO

Kill yourself for ruining a perfectly good E39, cuckold.

>>16176804
I'm no expert but it looks like it could be a legitimate performance suspension.

insurance

/thread

>>16176804
That's not even stance you retard. Why don't you go breathe some of that diesel soot and die

>>16176811
>>16176819
>aftermarket alloys
>on anything
>ever

This plus the camber told me all I needed to know about that guy, that I'd have aborted him at birth were he my son.

>>16176828
That camber looks to be absolutely functional and I don't understand why anyone would ever get mad about aftermarket wheels.
You sound like an autist. Please post pictures of your bone stock 1993 base model Corolla.

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>>16176828
>this buttmad over a car he will never own
Makes me want to be a stancefag.

>>16176844
I'm sure camber on a 1800kg saloon is to improve it's cornering abilities, and not because the owner is a faggot who did it for aesthetic reasons.

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>>16176784
>talking shit about americans that have 7 liter Cummins and shit
>he's content with adequate performance

Dieselfags I swear.

>>16176853
Why wouldn't it be 2bh

>>16176864
>he thinks 'adequate performance' is anything other than an excuse to rev the piss out of your car in traffic to blow smoke on people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ztidX2zDv8

Old BMWs are cheap because they are planned obsolete turds and no one wants to put up with the headache.

-someone who has owned three

>>16176828
Autist confirmed

Considering OP is probably from Europe, here are the reasons:

-tax on displacement
-insurance
-maintenance

People who buy brand new corsa's aren't driving enthusiasts. They probably think 3l bmws are scary or something.

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>>16176909
>tax on displacement
an extra 200 quid a year, big deal (not)
>insurance
just turn 21 and pretty much all cars are about the same to insure
>maintenance
fair point tbqh&f senpai

'They probably think 3l bmws are scary or something'
>implying 280lbs-ft of fury from an inline 6 diesel is anything to be scoffed at

The main point? Fuel economy.

>>16176951
Depends what kind of driving you're doing. Short distance city driving, sure the Corsa will win, but long motorway journeys a 530d would rape it in fuel economy.

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>>16176599

Get a motorbike. Bitches love riding bareback.

If she complains, pull a wheelie and throw that bitch off.

>>16176978
It's fun for riding during the weekend in the summer, but only a madman would daily it.

>>16176984

I am that madman, I have a special seat for my big bollocks. Women love it. weekend in the summer? nah, true bikers all day everyday breh.

>>16176997
Enjoy an early grave when Stacey is too busy texting to see you coming and pulls out in front of you.

>>16177001

Pussy in his BMW sand nigger wagon gtfo.

>>16176997
Why are you proud about inconveniencing yourself?

>>16176599
Civic for 3k

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>>16176663
>doesn't think the Corsa looks like shit

>>16177185
I didn't say I like the Corsa, I said looks are subjective.

>>16176778
>an older luxury car in mint condition for 5k.
>mint condition

Keep dreaming

>>16176973
>didn`t specify if the Corsa is diesel or not

A diesel Corsa will have better mpgs in any situation.

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>>16177185

First and last gens are pretty nice, everything in between is meh.

they believe new econoboxes are cheaper and more realiable but in reality they're neither.

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>>16176778
>10k
Bought, imported, registered and changet all fluids, brake pads, belts, water pump and rear shocks on my e39 525d for less than 4k euro. The car got perfect engine, transmission and chassis with 600k+ km on the odometer.
>pic related
Also the m sport suspension is sweet as hell

>>16176599

>E39 530d
>women will want to suck your dick

Women aren't into old luxury vehicles. They're just going to assume that you can't afford a new one. Park a mint E36 downtown and the only people mirin' it will be Mandeep and his boys, I see this happen all the time. Meanwhile the guy in his slow new Civic or BRZ is pulling ass. This is how it works in Canada anyways.

>>16177573
D>>>A>C>E>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>B

>>16177637
Good luck finding BRZ for 4k

generally the excuses will be
>i dont want it to spend all its time in a shop
and
>its old
which sort of ties into the first point i guess

most people just aren't aware of better older cars at all

>>16177652

Good luck affording the maintenance and repairs on a 4k BMW....

>>16177718
Read this >>16177589
You are an idiot if you can't find car in good condition

>>16177734

Driving a German luxury vehicle with 600k+ km's is idiotic. That thing is a ticking (probably literally) time bomb. Also nobody is going to be looking up to you when you drive a 20+ year old luxury car... What's the point?

>>16177589
>paying 4k euros for a 600k+ km car
Is this mjet's retarded eastern yuropean cousin? At least he bought his diesel fiat new.

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>>16176599
>people who unironically think old used BMW is some kind of impressive, luxurious automobile
people who do this are subhuman even by our slavic standards

>>16177759
>>16177842
Buying a car to impress someone.
KYS

>>16176686
>tfw no chavs, turkroaches or gypsies in Australia

I can enjoy the E36 or 46 without being associated with shitcunts.

>>16177993
what's wrong with the guy with two 5 series center right?

>>16176599
People are just bland.
they think new is better

>>16177649

Hey buddy fuck you I like the B

>>16180763
Just some merc and audi owners getting mad because some old ass bimmer chopped them

>>16177001
things that only happened in America
lmao at American riders

As a normie owner of a 2014 1.2 corsa D, it's because it's my first car, bought it start of last year when I just passed my test at 22, mostly to get lower insurance

Going to switch to something else next year once I'm 25, brother wants to sell me his golf gti but I ain't sure yet

>>16180763
it's a shitskin like most BMW drivers

>>16180747
>buying uropean in Straya

Ur just retarded, cunt

>>16176799
>german car
>petrol
nope nope nope
its only worth it if you get the M version, deal with it

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>>16181671
"no"

>>16177649
>B at the bottom
I assume you never took one green laning?

People who drive corsas are generally either new drivers or not well off, so here's the logic:
Corsa:
>cheap insurance
>cheap maintenance
>cheap insurance
>did I mention cheap insurance?
>cheap insurance

BMW:
>not cheap insurance
>not cheap maintenance

>>16176599
Why buy a Corsa or a E39 when you can get a Fiesta

>>16181886
and cheap on fuel

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>>16181886
>TFW drive a 2.0 diesel astra

>>16181942
>tfw work in astra factory

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>>16176599

I gotz an e39 530i this summer..need some fix but its tops

>>16176696

Hey corsafag i bet you cant make that bitch hit 243km/h stock...because that's the top speed

>>16176696

Btw EUROFAG here

Gfyahole

>>16176599
>women will want to suck your dick
Wrong. Girls don't care about E46, E39 and especially nothing older, unless it's an M3 or M5. And yes, they can tell the difference.

>>16184060
>they can tell the difference.
Yeah, sure they do.
Two bumbers, two mirrors and M steering wheel + straight pipe (optional)

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Got that Corsa for a company car.
Really isn't that bad.

OP is just salty because he can't afford a new car.

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>>16176599
i have been saying this FOR YEARS dude.
its insane how expensive these fucking worthless trash econoboxes are, compared to a little older Mercedes, BMW, Audi etc.

its pathetic, whenever i see some retard driving around in one i just think
>goddamn what a retard

>>16186066
>£1200 Corsa C breaks
>49p to repair

>£1200 BMW E39 breaks
>pucker up

>>16186264
Not for someone who can do work on his own car and lives in Eastern Europe, where parts are cheap and plenty.

>>16176669
tfw i was this close to falling for e60 looking like new meme. but i remind myself how unreliable piece of shit they are so im okay now. also im a turk. the answer is always the japanese

>>16186280
Yeah, you're right. LS400 is always the answer. Too bad they're relatively expensive where I live.

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>>16176848
>pic

>>16186283
and too bad they are non-existant where i live. I have a secret love for LS400 tho

>>16186264
>e39 ABS module fails
Some western european will sell the car for pennies because new module costs 900-1300 euro
and it is not worth.
The eastern european will buy the car for almost nothing and take the module to specialized shop and get it repaired for 75 euro.

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>>16186264
im driving my W124 since 40k kilometers now and have not had a single fucking problem. if it NOW breaks, i paied 1800€ for a car i drove for 40k kilometers.

>brotip: it wont break.

it uses 6.5-7.2 liters of DIESEL for 100 kilometers and i can drive it at a constant 160-170 km/h according to GPS on the german autobahn. its huge, i have enough space in it to sleep on the rear bench (i did), the trunk is big enough to fit 7 crates of beer in it and a shitload of stuff on top, and i STILL have space for comfortably sitting of 5 people in the car itself.

pic related, mine.

dew the fucking math.

>>16180908
The "stacey texting" phenomenon is global you fucking moron. I'm not even American

>>16176599
Only E39 worth buying is the M5

>>16186066
>>16176599

>what is insurance
>what is road tax
>what is fuel economy
>what is safety

yeah nah, think I'll stick with my agile, modern
'14 plate Yaris Hybrid over some ancient lumbering piece of shit kraut wagon

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>>16186297
>The eastern european will buy the car for almost nothing and take the module to specialized shop and get it repaired for 75 euro.

...and then it will break in another year or two.

Pic related, typical eastern european car repair.

>>16186834
>>what is insurance
400 euros a year vs 200 euros a year
Not enough of a difference to make me want to drive a small shitbox
>>what is road tax
There is none, actually
>>what is fuel economy
1.9 TDI tier when fitted with LPG equipment
>>what is safety
You're better off walking then. Way less chances of having a deadly accident

TL;DR you're cucked into driving a 1.2 shitbox with plastic seats

>>16186264
>not getting the Omega B 2.5 diesel for best of both worlds

>>16184033
>243km/h

There aren`t any autobahns outside of germoney.

Because the new shitbox will need nothing but oil changes for the next three years. You'll be repairing shit the moment you buy that turkcoach.

>>16177993
eastern yurop in one collage
t. lithuanian

>>16186848
Yeah you buy a car for 150k and drive it for 15 years and pay for 10k+ per year to own the car (maintance excluded)
15 years later some slav buy it for 2-3k fix it for 1-3k more and drive it for 2-4 years. Paying 1k per year (maintance excluded) to own the same fucking car.

And you wonder why everyone thinks you are cucked?

>>16186297
Just drive the car without the ABS, ESP and odometer you fucking cunt.

>>16186943
>driving a car with nonfunctional equipment
So it IS because you're poor.

>>16186956
>paying 1500 euros on a 1500 euro car just so it has ABS and ESP
Someone is living in dreamland.

>>16186966
Thats the reason to pay 75 euro to get it fixed (with warranty)

>>16186973
>warranty
>on a 20 year old car
hmm

>>16186980
Here in bulgaria they fix ABS modules for 50-100 euro and give you anywhere between 6 months and 1 year warranty for it

>>16186956
i have never, ever needed ABS in a car. they're very easy to control compared to say, a bike.

being such a shit driver that ABS is somehow important is hard to comprehend, and the flow of traffic around here is 50mph down packed snow and ice

>>16186988
ABS is useless in snow anyway, wheels lock up with 1mm of pedal travel so whats the point.

>>16186834
>what is insurance
nsurance is depending on hp. my Benz has 100.
>what is road tax
i have no fucking idea what road tax is, im not from the UK
>what is fuel economy
6 liters vs. 6.5 liters and a way, way comfier ride?
>what is safety
stay inside

>>16176599
Punto is the answer.

>>16177993
you will never understand how normal car enthustiastics have to look at BMW/Merc/Audi in Poland.. If car by any of these brands is older than 10 years there is 90% that the owner is pic related ;_;

>>16186985

Is the warranty still effective if you crash?

>>16183964
>tfw I am an astra