I saw Scotty Kilmer at an Autozone store in Houston yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face.
I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen wheel bearings in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of them and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word.
After she scanned each and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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>>16133811
YOUR
>>16133822
ENGINES
MERCEDES
>>16133733
If I met Scotty Kilmer in person I'd pretend not to know him and ask him about Mercedes, tell him how I thought they were such great cars (and mine's been soooo reliable!)
>>16133733
Stale
how old is this copypasta?
>>16135034
>“huh? huh? huh?”
Origin
The earliest version of the copypasta tells the story with electronic musician Flying Lotus. It was posted on hip hop forum kanyetothe[1] on September 1st, 2012. It reads:
>>16134955
You know kid, I once worked for Mercedes and boy do I love them, I've got the old grosser and the hot 6.3 back at my garage, maybe you should come over and rim my asshole in the back of my Mercedes-Mclaren SLR one day, Scotty can fuck off because faggots aren't welcome in my garage.