>cruising down the street and the engine stalls >this

>>16126009
Ich hole meine Karabiner 98 aus dem Kofferraum und zeige ihm was 7,92mm Infanteriestandard Munition mit einem Tommykocher anstellen kann.

>>16126009
I laugh at Kilmer fag and tell him my Audi gets far better mileage than his cuckmobile.

Cry and vote Trump instead.

>>16126035
>Deutschland
>echten waffen
lmao

>>16126240
Ok, es ist kein K98 sondern nur eine Armbrust.

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>>16126009
>Run up to his car towards the driver's side door
>Pop the hood
>start tugging at the throttle cable while screaming
REVVVV UP YOUR ENGINES

>>16126295
dead

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>>16126009
>ask for race
>american """car""" spins out in first corner
>???
>profit

>>16126295
kek

>>16126395
>german car breaks down at first corner

>>16126395
trick's on you, he drives Jap shit.

>>16126395
>every part on your deutsch-mobile is built with the complexity of a Tag-Heuer
>thousanddollarstrutassembly.png
>retardedlugnuts.png

>>16126295
I..Is it wrong that sometimes do this when I'm alone in the garage late at night?

>>16126009
mag dump into his body.

>>16126295
Ripped in peas 2015-2006

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>you're having an interview and this man shows up
>what do you do?

REV UP YOUR ENGINES

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>>16126035
>>16126276
Verdammt Junge du wild wie die Hölle

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>>16126009
Wonder why my engine is in the front now