>today
>in my 2.8 liter, 4 cylinder, 2000kg, 140 horsepower, diesel passenger van
>at a red light
>beside a porche 911
i fucking beat it off the line, all the way to the next light- without flooring it or doing anything mental- just driving my big slow lumbering van like i always do
2 questions
>1. who buys sports cars like this and drives them worse than my grandma?
>2. why don't people fucking move when the light turns green?
>>16122507
>Implying you have to race.
>Calling people "slow" because they aren't driving like a jerk.
git gud
>>16122507
>That guy bought a fast car I want but will never afford
>Why does he drive it so slow???
>I'd never drive it so slow
>Fuck him
>I'm poor
>>16122698
> projecting
The dentist driving it wasn't trying to race. He might have never redlined that car ever.
>>16122688
>>16122698
>>16122727
you guys are missing the point
my van is super slow and i drive it super slow
>>16122507
>1. who buys sports cars like this and drives them worse than my grandma?
there's no point in racing on surface streets between the lights. every swinging dick wants a go when you are in a porsche. It gets old. and even if it is a fast, fun car, it is still just a car.
>2. why don't people fucking move when the light turns green?
not everyone is in a massive rush
>>16122724
What? I'm the Porsche driver OP is talking about.
>>16122507
>1. who buys sports cars like this and drives them worse than my grandma?
Because they can.
Maybe they don't want to go fast.
>2. why don't people fucking move when the light turns green?
Because they're not paying attention, most likely because they're on their phones.