What am I supposed to say when a QT says "nice car anon".

You should ask if they want a ride if you have the time. But you can't be silent the whole time in the car with her like a faggot.

>>16114035
What do I talk to her about My car? Or just random bullshit

>>16114043
If she asks about the car then I'd tell her about it, and if she's into them go from there. Otherwise all you can do is talk about bs mostly. I don't have much experience with grils until recently desu.

>>16114026
pleb tier response
you tell her you'll take her for a ride sometime
then ask to pick her up the next fucking weekend
god damn I really don't get how you guys don't get girls

>>16114062
I meant to say desu not desu.

>>16114062
Figure I'd just ask what she's doing over the weekend if she wants to hangout, I'll pick her up in my car

>>16114068
What the fuck. Tbh desu desu. Tbh. T b h turns into desu? Fuck I must be newer than I thought or something.

>>16114067
they just don't try

>>16114026
Don't even try

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Don't say anything. Just give her the look.

last time a girl told me that I replied

"Its actually a piece of shit." and went about my business after talking a bit

if the cunt opens up with a line about a car I want no part of that

Desu, desu, Senpai, desu.
C'mon already you pussy ass white bitches trying to appropriate. So doki, doki kawaii. Gtfo

>>16114076
Lurk moar fgt.

>>16114076
you definitely are

>>16114026
Invite her to go for a drive but not right then. Remember you're an important busy guy with important things you're doing right now but don't schedule it for days later either like these wannabes are suggesting. Girls' moods change a lot day to day and if she wants some dick today she probably won't in 4 days. Tell her you'll pick her up right here at 8:30 tonight. Have some music with a pounding baseline playing in your car but not so loud as to not be able to talk over it. Your goals are to set her at ease and give her the impression that you're just as awesome as your car is. Be sure to keep smiling and joking around the whole time. Watch some full length bang bus videos or fake taxi if you want to get a sample of the kind of patter cool guys do in cars to get girls' pussies wet.

>>16114572
>watch porn for pickup advice
This guy is a solid guy.

>>16114584
She's already done picked up but the fact is that those guys (and other amateur porn producers) absolutely have the fuckboy tone of voice and attitude. Awkward young dudes would do well to learn to imitate it.

>>16114597
It's easy too, you can stutter all you want as long as you sound like a retard

but if you try to sound intelligent and stutter like a retard, then you'll ultimately never get laid

>>16114615
It's easy when you're just talking about bullshit. Put on your mask and pretend to be a different person. I mean, I don't know what it's like to have a legitimate speech impediment and my parents wisely put me in drama classes to help me with my shyness which is probably why I put it in terms of delivering a performance but I can't really think of any easier method to use. I'm not one of those guys who's going to tell you to "jus b urself" since that's bullshit. Girls expect guys they want to get with to be a combination of romcom stars and amateur porn producers because the media shapes people's expectations.

>>16114035
Shut up anon, you clearly have no experience with girls. Any questions she asks you must answer with vague, one-two word answers. For example, If she asks what you do, simply say "I drive". If you do this while wearing fingerless gloves, a scorpion jacket, and a watch strapped to the steering wheel, you WILL have to open at least 3 new trees to get the smell of wet pussy out of your car.

>>16114026
>not t-thanks y-you too

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>>16114026
Its not for sale

Ask for good o'l lickeroo

>>16114500
>cancer can't tell he's being run out by filtering his people's garbage idioms
We need to be more proactive
Maybe the normalfag trash will understand if the wordfilter instead of changing it to 'desu' it breaks their kneecaps.

>>16115113
This hurts

>nobody starting with 'hello'

>>16115187
hi James

>>16114851
Kek

>>16114026
"STREET RACERS DON'T NEED GIRLFRIENDS"

Then chirp your tires as you drive away.

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>>16115277
The right answer

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>>16115277
>>16115296
>Not wanting this

>>16114851
wow, 10/10 post right here.

>>16115301
Do you have more 90s pics?

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>>16115332
I have a few, but I don't want to spam the thread

>>16115341
this shit is way better than the original topic, fuck OP

>>16115301
>>16094278

>>16115341
Tfw no friends to go with on late night touge runs

I just spent out because I'm married and ironically enough my wife hates my car

>be outside partime weekend job
>changing alternator after work because bearing was going bad and finally gave out due to AIR pump seizing up and belt chewing up pulley on my way to work
>cutie who works at restaurant next door comes out to take out trash
>"wooow sweet ride anon
...she looks pretty fast, I bet that engine roars huh?
>proceeds to walk around my car running her hand along the body lines
>"your leather interior looks pretty comfy too" giggle giggle giggle
>y-y-you too

I've had random girls at stop lights yell nice car and shit at me too, sometimes when my wife is there too

>>16115507
Sperg out*

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>>16114026
why do you have to ask this question when you already know the answer. You tell that stupid broad to fuck right off and go about your business.

>>16114026
"Get in da chopper!!"

>>16115507
What car?

>>16115891
It's an old black 79 camaro that's partially restored. Clearly she doesn't know shit about cars because late 70s f bodies were originally slow as fuck

I used to have a 3g eclipse and girls in his used to always compliment and ask for rides.
Got some good head and fucked a couple but I'm not an autistic fuck so that might play a part in it.