Anyone had success removing these speedbumps? We had our al

Drive very fast over it. I'm not even kidding it's the easiest, fastest and honestly you may be angry for a bit, your tie rods bent but changing them versus driving over them everyday...

>>16095227
Thermite it.

Just get something with a higher ride height

>>16095416
Ride height is not an issue, its the very steep edge that's annoying.

Just repave the alleyway yourself and cover them with the new surface

>>16095554
this

>>16095227
Just use your sperg power

>>16095554
Metal ramp over>>16095227

>>16095227
If you just watched that video and can't figure out how to remove them then you're absolutely retarded and should just kill yourself.

>>16095410
this

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>>16095554

>>16095227
>You need to come to a complete stop to drive over them at a crawl.

Works as intended

>>16095227
>alley
i don't get it, is this like your driveway or something

did the city install it on your property without your permission?

>>16095410
This is the easiest option. If nothing else it'll make a huge mess and they'll need to pave it again.

Alternatively if you could drill/cut around the pegs then there would be nothing holding the speedbump down, but you'd be left with rebar sticking up out of the ground that you'd need to pull out or hammer flat.

Angle grind the top of the pegs off and just pull it up. It would be messy though since you'd need to angle grind through a bit of the rubber.

Get a huge hammer and hammer the pegs through the speedbump flat into the ground. You'd probably need to put a short piece of metal or aomething on top of the peg so the hammer would hit it

>i have to slow down to go over the speedbump

well done, jizzrag, you figured out their alien technology.

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>>16095227
Here you go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDGU0KKeU4k

>>16095227
Why install speed bumps in an alley? All the alleys in my area are crappy so there is no real need for bumps I suppose.

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>>16095227
these things are shit in the snow. if you have a RWD car, and you slowly try to go over one in a snowed in alley, you will get fucking stuck. front wheels hit the bump, rears just spin for days. no going forward over it. they are so fucking steep

>>16095925
> hammering in bolts
Poo in loos confirmed idiots.

Protip

The faster you go, the less you'll notice the bump, and really hammer the throttle just before the bump to decompress the front suspension

This is why they're called speed bumps instead of slow bumps

>>16095227
Try burning them

>>16095227
Stop being a boy racer and suck it up. They're probably in place because it's a residential area and nobody wants faggots like you speeding there.

>>16095227
Dump used brake fluid on it.

Glad I don't have to deal with that bullshit in my neighborhood. Usually I just rev the shit out of my car and be as annoying as fucking possible whenever I encounter a speed bump, in the hopes that if it's in a neighborhood, a resident will destroy it themselves. Considering I deliver pizza, I probably annoy the shit out of them all the time at all hours of the day.

>>16096311
Wow thanks anon I'd never thought of it this way

>>16096438
Considering you deliver pizza, they probably don't even hear your 1.6l shitbox.

>>16095894
>>16095904
Why not just fucking angle grind the rebar at the ground level after pulling the rubber?

>>16095227
Take a dremel/cutting disk/Sawzall to the rubber, pull out or pound in the stakes once you've cut off the speed bump portion. You said they're rubber, correct?

>>16096271
yeah they're going to strip out the theads in the asphalt

>>16095227
usualy bolted in with like 17mm or 19mm bolt

Back when I was in high school they installed these in the student parking areas after a kid backed out of his parking spot and clipped a car already traveling.

Eventually we just started driving up over the curb and onto the grass to go around them. The curb was a smoother grade anyways.

Just pour gas on them and ignite them. If it makes a mess someone will come to fix it or remove it.

>>16097053
>He thinks engine displacement affects how loud a car is
Retard alert.

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ITT : stancefags

>>16097223
>yfw the most suspension travel that thing ever sees is navigating speedbumps
Meanwhile in the real world the rest of us are dealing with poorly designed speed bumps in our daily drivers

>>16095227
Just cut through them inbetween the spikes and leave attached pieces on the road and avoid them. The majority will be gone.

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>>16095227
>Anyone had success removing these speedbumps?

MacGyver here.

Take one of those deeper hole cutting saws and cut a hole around each of the 3 spikes as far down as it will go. The hole should be as small as possible. Once the hole is cut, you can use a crowbar to pry up the speedbump. You will end up with three spikes sticking out. Take a sledgehammer and pound them into the ground or else they will take a chunk out of people's tires. If the spikes were set in concrete fill, they might not go deeper which means you have to replace the rubber speedbump.

Those who have shallow hole cutters that go only 2 inches deep will have to spend a lot more effort and time. Take something sharp and pound it down in the cut edge. That will perforate the speedbump. Do this all around the circumference. There are curved chisels that do this if you happen to have those.

Now, there are several types of rubber speedbumps. The cheap ones are rubber all the way thru. The expensive ones have a shallow metal "C" in them to prevent removal by a saw. Those are not removable with this MacGyver technique.

>>16097252
>Just cut through them inbetween the spikes

Some speedbumps have a piece of rebar through them. Simply sawing in between the spikes won't free up the rubber sections but the hole saw method in >>16097387 will work for these if a small diameter is used so that it misses hitting the rebar.

c o n c r e t e s a w

>>16095227
Too bad rubber isn't flammable.

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>this thread
I'm having [spoiler]DEJA VU[/spoiler]

>>16097387
You cannot pry this speedbump without removing the smaller spikes that prevent prying.

And once the small ones are removed, the speedbump is not strong enough to be pryed out with the larger spikes in tact. Last thing I wanna do is leave huge piece of rebar sticking out from the ground.

I'm gonna go inspect this fucking thing in a few, and see what type it is.

>>16095416
>this shitwit thinks that steep speed bumps are only a problem in low cars
wut
you nigger it's the height to length ratio of the bump that makes it shit not the height of your car

>>16097499
>Last thing I wanna do is leave huge piece of rebar sticking out from the ground.
That's why that guy's suggestion included sledging that into the ground.

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aight, did a little bit of inspection.
What I thought was smaller spikes at a steep angle are actually reflectors.

No markings on the brand.
The bolts holding it down appear to be set in concrete
There are two channels below them.

>>16096438
Holy shit, thought I was the only one. I delivered pizza in college, had a straight pipe Dodge neon. I won't claim I caused it, but shortly after the city outlawed speed bumps and peeled up all the existing ones.

>>16097426
>c o n c r e t e s a w

Too much noise means a white knight will report you to the city along with video footage.

Get a Citroen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T_LKsLSyFY

>>16097617
>the city outlawed speed bumps

That's because some neighborhoods stop speeders by installing their own speed bumps without city authorization. The city formally outlawed them because bumps damage the new type of snowplows they use.

>>16096358
>Alley

What's he going to hit, a cat? I hit those on purpose. They're a cancerous, worthless species.

I also speed between speed bumps. Gotta warm up those brakes.

I'm still waiting for someone to point out how illegal it is to destroy a speedbump.

>>16097704
fuck off

>>16097704
You just did.

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>>16097602
The only thing I can think off

Grab a stake puller, a TIG welder, and some car batteries.
Tack weld to the spike head, and see if you can pull it out.

>>16095227
Don't bother removing them. Just drop some quick-dry cement on them to make a much gentler ramp.

>>16097602
Holy crap, that's a huge speed bump.

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Pfft. Gringos know nothing of speed humps.

Spray paint them to match the color of asphalt and let your neighbors do the rest.

>>16098082
That kind of reverse logic can work. If enough people complain against the speed bumps, they get removed. A lot of times, bumps show up because not enough people cared to say NO. Thus the special interest group gets their way especially if they can ad hominem all their opposition into silence. I've seen ad hominem all too often as the main method of "proof" (no opposition means it gets implemented).

>>16098082
You evil genius

>>16097626
>Too much noise means a white knight will report you to the city along with video footage.
That's why you wear your blue collar clothes while doing it. You will be surprised by how much you can get away with by wearing work gear

>>16098082
damn son thats brilliant

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>>16098068
That speed bump is actually nice, and smooth. We used to have large asphalt speed bumps like that, but they are all getting replaced by these rubber atrocities that only cost about $100 each.

Some of those are so smooth, and insignificant that you can go over them at 40mph like it was nothing.

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>>16098218

This. Get a hard hat and a safety vest. Nobody will do shit.

One halloween In put on a bunny suit, hard hat, respirator, and red-cone flashlight (all from work). I was able to redirect traffic for 5 minutes until I got bored and went to the party.

>>16098082
This is by far yhe laziest and best idea

>>16097602
I fucking hate those. I have to go over five sets of them just to get out of my apartment complex. None of the other similar apartment complexes have them. Pain in the ass.

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>>16098082
>Oh hey they finally got rid of these stupid speed bu-
>Tha-THUNK
>neighbors face when

>>16098082

Brilliant. Unmarked speed bumps can really fuck with people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbwR9LkMfSM

>>16097192
No, they're just busy laughing at your FWD shitbox.

Also why are delivery drives such shitty drivers?

Always wondered that. You're worse than the average woman.

>>16098218
You should also post flyers around the neighborhood to make it sound more legit, nobody's going to call the city and ask "is there really gonna be work going on at 12:00 PM Saturday?" And they'll be less suspicious of a guy ripping up a speed bump. After all, the guy that sledgehammered Donald Trump's star was dressed the part, but still got caught.

>>16098234
Kek that's some classic /b/-style anarchy, kudos to you

glad I drive a pickup. no need to slow down for these. there are some huge ones on front of the high school. I can get the truck airborne off of those.

>>16098218
White chevy mid 2000s truck with a 20$ orange strobe no one will look at you twice while your doing what youre doing

>you have never seen a speedbump your city because paramedics absolutely hate them

So about 5 years ago by now there was some sort of utility wire work near my house. There was a temporary speed bump installed to protect a cable until it could be buried or hung or whatever. Don't think it was power, maybe fiber optic or something...

ANYWAYS. This speed bump was really wicked. Imagine like, rolling over a 6-8 inch curb that had an approach ramp of 45 degrees. You had to CREEP over this thing even in a car at stock ride height. Like we're talking even a Jeep or SUV would get jostled pretty rough by it. Also for some godforsaken reason it wasn't actually secured to the ground by any method except its own weight.

Well, this pissed off some mysterious stranger. Said mysterious stranger cared not for the damage this would do to his vehicle (I'm assuming it was a big brotruck), and would fucking PLOW over it going way faster than the speed limit for the road. Not being secured down, it would get beat up and pushed down the road a little, the cable would come with it, and the bump would have to be replaced or moved back into position. Every day I went to work, I saw this thing was fucking annihilated. Every evening I came home from work, crews had put it back in place.

This happened for weeks. Eventually crews with flagmen would get there early as fuck to make sure you went slow as shit over it. Said mysterious stranger guy started getting up early just to fuck the speedbump's shit up before the crews got there. It was hilarious.

>not owning a Citroen DS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghUInp1JBRo

>>16098331
>not just jumping over the speed bumps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KPYIaks1UY

>>16098303
He also could have stopped with his rear wheels on it and pulled handbrake, then he could have pulled this fucker away...

>>16098346
That only works with fwd

>>16098404
With FWD and AWD to be correctly.
Someone in the neighborhood will most likely have this.

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These motherfuckers are seriously annoying. I used to wax my barge in a car park to get away from faggot neighbours, it had one of these fuckers at the entry and it fucks your shit up unless you're going 0.5mph.

>>16098082
This isnt gonna do fucking shit. The city dont give a fuck about this.

There are some gnarly speed bumps that have degraded to shit, and have loose chunks all around. Been like this for 3 years, no one has come to repair it.

>>16098441
you + sledge + flat shovel

>>16098218
Do it with confidence and nobody will do shit. When I lived in college dorms my bike lock froze up so I grabbed an angle grinder and extension cord and cut the thing off in broad daylight. People walked by and stared at me but didn't do shit. I did all sorts of seemingly highly questionable shit when I was in uni, but at the time I had the confidence of knowing it was OK (usually something I could call the dean of engineering college over to vouch for me) and so nobody bothered harassing they guy cutting shit apart in front of the engineering building in broad daylight.

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You know what you need to do.

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If you're wanting to simply damage them instead of go about physically removing them, make some Nigerian-grade Napalm by dissolving styrofoam in petrol - you'll need a shitton of styrofoam to get it nice and thick, but even a small amount of it burns for a good couple of minutes and might even get the rubber burning by itself.

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>>16098082
>Mfw I hit a speed bump at 40 MPH because I didn't see it until the last second and forgot where exactly it was placed
>Mfw ripped out the splash pan from out under my car and nothing else; everything went better than expected

>>16098493
I want to cleanly remove it, without damaging the ground.

>>16095227
You had you alley repaved? What are you, homeless? Probably. Explains why you're trying to break public shit. Dreg.

>>16095686
Kek, how is OP this much of a faggot?

>>16097059
Because up can't pull up the rubber until you get rid if what's holding it to the ground, you fucking cocksucker

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>>16097602
ez fix
>cordless circular saw
>$5 blade
>cut between studs

simple. 4 cuts n yer done.

>>16098234
you wear a bunny suit at work?

>>16098514
Yeah.... Except that hitting them at speed means you barely feel them. Added bonus, people learn that hitting a speed bump isn't a big deal, and they stop being faggots about it.

Just like railroad tracks in my town. If you hit them at the speed limit, it's akin to rolling a pencil under your hand on a desk. "Rock crawling" them feels like "left wheel goes up then down, damn that was a big bump, right wheel goes up then down, damn that was a big bump, repay for the rest." Stop being a neurotic fuck, and just drive.

>>16099293
thats some nice gear anon

>>16097602
lmao those are so steep

i'd be out there with a saw the day after they put those fuckers down

>>16096358
this

>>16096013

Just as intended.

RWDcucks btfo

>>16096358
When I had my old integra I would try to get all the way to 8400rpm in between speed bumps and limit bash it just as a fuck you to the cucks who asked the council to install these monstrosities in the first place

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>>16099360
He means this, they're also called bunny suits

>>16098279
>12pm on a Saturday
Do this at 8am you dummy. People will be mad cause trying to sleep in but theres less people walking around.
Do it all quickly enough and clean up and no one will even notice.

>>16097602
Jesus christ that thing is crazy big, My car isn't even lowered and I'd think twice about going over that

>>16099638
lol salty fwd bro.
dont worry, one day you can get rid of your honda

>>16099293
No cordless impact?

>>16098068
I hit one of these at 40 in fucking Virginia because I thought it was a crosswalk. Launched 2 feet in the air and demolished the plastic undercladding on the rental car I was driving.

>>16098267
Because when you drive that much and deal with those people for that little money you stop caring.

>>16097223
enjoy your 8mpg in your pavement princess compensator.

>>16097165
>Eventually we just started driving up over the curb and onto the grass to go around them. The curb was a smoother grade anyways.
Jesus, how huge are the speed bumps

Those type of speedbumps are the fucking worst, I'm glad there are next to none around here because they're like driving over a curb if you don't break to a stop before hitting it.

>>16097704
Hola reddito

>>16102718
>he thinks a functional offroad V6 wrangler is a gas guzzling brotruck

>>16102718
probably closer to 16mpg. it's just a v6

>>16103561
v8 owners btfo again

they will never recover

I will always loathe these things
>Driving out west in my 300zx
>road is full of speed bumps
>car is low asf on BC golds and has testpipes where the cats used to be so stancefagging over the bumps
>come to train tracks
>slow down and roll over tracks
>lights and bells everywhere
>visions of YouTube vids of cars being hit by trains flash by me
>panic and stab throttle
>boost kicks in and the huge z leaps forward
>oh shit
>there is a speed bump
>right after the fucking tracks
>hit it going 50ks
>front bumper scrapes
>huge bang from the testpipes
>rear bumper scrapes
>mate in passenger seat pissing himself
>he could see the train that set off the level crossing; still stationary and visible at the nearby station
>no more speed bumps
>boost in pure anger

Fuck speed bumps. The test pipes were dented, paint missing off of the bumpers, and I swear the suspension felt different. Poor z

>>16097764

>TIG welding on a rusty stake
>No shielding gas
>Using car batteries
>Ishiggydiggy

The only thing you're going to accomplish is making a shitty porosity filled weld with no penetration that will brake once you put any real force into it.

>>16097704
City employed snowplow drivers destroy them all the time, it can't be that illegal

>>16098467
Youre white, anon.
Benefit of the doubt

>>16104020
underated

>>16104064
Hah, get a taller vehicle faggot

>>16097816
This is actually a pretty decent solution guys.

>>16095925
Is that a ladle?

>>16097602
Don't try and TAKE them off idiot, just get a grinder and make em smaller, no need for brute force.

what if you made your own speed humps with them?

like maybe you could buy a big bag of rocks and layer it on the sides of the bump, and then a big bag of sand to pour over the rocks. might have to do this for a few weeks but other drivers will help pat it down and end up being a smoother transition with the pebble/sand ramp.

>>16097816
I've tried adding cement. It doesn't work for long because it cracks and falls apart into pieces.

>>16095595
This.

They're held in with shitty spikes. Use a cordless drill with a hole saw slightly bigger than the head of the spike. Drill round all spikes and lift the hump, then either knock in the spikes or cut them off (otherwise punctures).

Anyway, just go quicker over them, you can't feel them. Unless of course you're a stancefag, in which case you deserve your fate.

>>16095227
Speedbump stories thread?
> Be picking up friend from some movie premiere thing
> Driving through the parking lot, going to speed of the car infront of me
> Suddenly speed bump
> *Clunk! Crack!*
> Truck won't move
> Step out, and my truck is now "Stanced, hellaflush"
> In the middle of the exit of the parking lot
> Have to force my poor truck to the nearest parking space
> *Griiiiiiiind!*
> Metal flakes everywhere
> Leave truck over night, and replace ball joint next day, whole control arm was shot.

I laffed @ this whole thread

>>16109235
>Anyway, just go quicker over them, you can't feel them.

But my suspension feels them (harder). I'd rather sacrifice a little bit of personal comfort to have less damage to the suspension arm and bushing.

>>16109282
Same

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVUB3ORf8RM

A truck with a snow plow could make quick work of those.

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>>16098082

You're a credit to the world.

>>16110101
What fucking moron films in portrait?
Also this
>>16110125

>>16095227
>Anyone had success removing these speedbumps?
Get wooden wedges.
Hammer those underneath speed bumps.
Congratulations.
You have made the speed bumps even higher.