>someone cuts me off or something >beep my horn and yell

And now they made you feel like a cunt

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>>16086254
this feel

>2 lane motorway
>no speed limit
>on the left lane
>some dipshit overtaking a couple cars doing 120km/h
>just won't go right
>god damnit
>flash everything I have at him
>fucker finally moves over so I can push it
>as I pass look over
>it's some old woman

Always feel shitty when it wasn't on purpose.

are you even autistic?
here's how it works

>someone cuts me off or something
>beep my horn and yell 'fucking asshole', etc
>see red light approaching
>speed the fuck up and cut through cross traffic
>if you make it through, well done

>>16086254
>stopping for red lights

>>16086254
Just say, "you too" and come out looking like the Alpha winner.

>>16086254
>driving to highschool friends wedding
>see someone i havent seen since highschool in car on highway
>couple quick honks to get their attention
>they flip me off and floor it away
>at wedding making small talk
>i bring up how much of assholes people driving are
>staring him in the eye the whole time
..i keep steering the conversation to assholes on the road

>>16086484
Dick move brah.
Should have just called him a twat and moved on.

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>driving fast on the highway
>realize i just passed my dad at 160kph

> tired as hell
> merge right without really looking
> bitch in a shitbox reacts, saves me a thousand in bodywork, insurance, premium hike, time, whatever $50 part on her car
> stop early in turn lane
> try to say thank you
> bitch is so busy honking her horn double flipping me off and doing hood rat nu-uh face that I wind up screaming at her

Seriously she did me a huge favor, I was totally in the wrong but she went all world star hip hop on me. I guess it's not only rich people moving from Cali because we just don't have ghetto hood black lives shit here.

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>>16086593
ruh roh

>drive my car with my dad
>190kph
>...
>205kph
>"not too fast now"
>"yes dad"
>slow down

>dad drives my car
>230kph

God damnit

>>16086484
are you a woman?

>>16086658
I was gonna reply to him calling him a bitch, because that's totally how a bitch would behave. A man would just call him out on it after the fact. Least I would've.

>>16086655
>dad has a decent collection of muscle cars and modern sports cars
>never breaks the speed limit or drives spiritedly in any way

>>16086671
We don't have speed limits here, I should have clarified.