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You're sat in traffic and a bald gentleman runs up to your

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You're sat in traffic and a bald gentleman runs up to your drivers side window and taps on the glass. As you roll down the window you notice it is Christian Von Assfucker, founder of the Koenigsegg car company. He is visibly panicked and tells you his wife urgently needs to change her tampon, he asks if she may do it on your front passenger seat.

What do you do?
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>>16043624
Just...no.....just no
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>someone took the time to think of this scenario and then proceeded to post it on a children's arts and crafts forum
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Only if I get to watch.
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Do i get paid
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>>16043664
Some guy shoes up with a family member in a medical emergency and you're too busy asking about payment before you even help him?
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>>16043624
If I get a new car. I wouldn't want anything expensive, just like 75k.
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>>16043624
Kidnap him and randsom him
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>"Only if you let me play with a CCXR Edition and a One:1 on your airfield test track all expenses paid "
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>>16043624
why wouldn't she use their own front seat?
or go to a bar near.

This thread is utterly stupid.
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>>16043831
Changing a tampon is a medical emergency in what country
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This is such an unlikely scenario, here's what really happens
>bald man taps window
>roll down
>it's Christian von Koenigsegg
>"Hello sir I've been going window to window in this traffic to explain the wonders of my koenigsegg direct drive, you see it is the reason..."
>this goes on for five minutes
>"...and that's how koenigsegg direct drive is the best transmission on the planet, oh by the way my wife needs to change her tampon can she use your front seat?"
>at this point traffic is gone and it's just you sitting next to his koenigsegg with a bald man at your window
>drive swiftly away, freshly erect from hearing about the wonders of KDD
Overall a good experience
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>>16044558
7/10 would carry tampons in preparation for
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Lay down a towel
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>>16043624
"yes you may, but only if i can experience that 150mph wheelspin they keep talking about as a driver, in one of your cars"
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>>16044558
Let me tell you about Koenigsegg Direct Drive
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i say yes, because i know christian is a good and honest man.

he will compensate me for any damage and i might have made a new friend.
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